andreas arcticuomo

GO ON, JD, BEAT THY CHAMP! andreas • foxes fan in mn • she/they/it yes im still thinking about the 0074 divorce — 🧊 — partially in character blog for BTC, a Schlattbox / (MC)YT hockey AU acct run by @squid-main

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(groupchat titled ARTIC FOXES MORE LIKE ARCTIC FAGGOTS)

schlag: who up beating they champ ‼️🤣

hugs: No one wants to hear about you jacking off, Schlatt.

schlag: ypu type like my fucking grandma dude

cooper: can we please change the name of the team groupchat

trav has removed cooper from the groupchat.

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astrid: hey. hey. hey

charlie: WHAT

astrid: do you want to play texas hold ‘em

charlie: YOU DONT EVEN PLAY YOU JUST SIT THERE AND GO “wowwww schlatt youre doing so good”

panda: WE WANT TO BE REBORN AS THE HOT WOMEN THAT WALK AROUND CASINOS

mika: …

astrid: panda you want to be a woman?

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techno, deep in thought: i am ready

connor: for what

techno: i have trained for one million years

connor: to do what

techno: i have studied the blade

connor: what blade

techno, standing up: it is time for sewer ball.

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“average foxes player is deeply misogynistic” factoid actually just statistical error. average foxes player loves and appreciates women. Noah Hughs, who was born in nj & thinks all men should go to war, is a statistical outlier adn should not have been counted