existance is pain

hiiii :] | i like a lot of stuff and like almost nothings organized srry lol | yes the typo is on purpose now ♥️

[undercoverbrellla]

penis [image ID's in alt]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[the-little-armored-one]

[cappuccinco]

@ominous-signs

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign

[fuckersupreme-deactivated201707]

[sarahseeandersen]

[mint-swirl]

they teach you the golden rule, treat others how you want to be treated, but in a pinch you can apply the silver rule (be kinda selfish because you’ve earned it) or even the bronze rule (manipulate others purely for your benefit).

[merelymaple]

There's also the stone rule: Just start hitting people.

[mint-swirl]

that’s right

[alleesaur]

[ ArtFight 2026 ] [8] Doomsday Fih

for aafish

[perfectanimal]

?

[fishtax]

He was surprisingly chill ab being rejected

[icycomputercords]

[falst]

turn on the n64 any game they drowned the second ben

[poststodeltarunedialogue]

[gasolineweirdo]

so awesome how there's an animal called a gooey duck & it's spelled geoduck for some reason & it's a humongous clam for some reason

[clegfly]

i Need tumblr to know about hooer of everything

[clegfly]

ok so for context on the DUMB we have a dedicated queen spam thread and we had this bit where we started writing covers of songs where we made the lyrics about queen because fucking Awesome . someone made one for ruler of everything by tally hall. and then @quicksilversnails actually went and made a queencover of ruler of everything, appropriately titled "hooer of everything" and it's maybe the only thing ever made

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[skittlesquaduncau]

ok

[pudulogy]

[shark-tranny]

earth worm, fire ant, water buffalo

what is the elusive wind animal

[tonsimonsi]

wind turbine

[shark-tranny]

yeah you win

[godkillerbrigade]

going to the corner store to get more corners

[jakeperalta]

would you rather:

be compressed into a zip file

be an email attachment

be a cell in an excel sheet

Voting ended onApr 25

saw this question on instagram and felt there was an immediate correct answer, curious if it's the majority

[aceofpans]

probably feels good as fuck to be compressed into a zip file

[robotwithadhd]

@funnier-when-objectum