Bizarre happenings from /x/ and beyond

A compendium of strange tales, greentexts or otherwise, along with memes, art and general spooky content. Stories may be chosen for their interesting or creepy nature, for humour, or just for profoundly online behaviour. Have fun, keep your spellbooks handy, and for the love of god don't come down with a case of Conspiracy Brain.

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[the--unablogger]

thinking about white women and the purring jew

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It’s a bit like how you can be scrolling through /an/ having a relatively wholesome experience only to see someone referring to a seagull as “the feathered jew”

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Roy Jay, more like Roy Gay.

Spook!

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are u vriska

May8e

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/k/ are trying to deny the existence of Iranian missile cities

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@ashittyaesthetic

They’re these big underground bases, dozens or hundreds of meters down where you’d need nukes to dig them out. Iran stuck a load of its missile stockpile there, which is how they still have…two thirds of it or so left after months of fighting. America or Israel could bomb the entrances but couldn’t get to the insides, so Iran would just dig the doors out again and go right back to mogging the Gulf States

funnily enough there’s a lot of spooky theories about America’s underground stuff, but I haven’t heard much about Iran’s. Surely someone must have an idea, maybe they’re keeping Elvis there or something

[dogpuppy]

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Alternately, infamous 4chan chef DinoTendies.

[dogpuppy]

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I see that and raise you:

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/k/ are trying to deny the existence of Iranian missile cities

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choose your fighter

[hagiomoto]

I'm watching this ghost story on YouTube. It made me remember the time I stayed in an (allegedly) haunted hostel facing a swamp. My roommates are cool, but they're always in a state of anxiety after dark because they're afraid of the things they have seen and claim to always see, so they always disappear on the weekends. But I always said and still say to this day that I never actually see anything so direct like a whole apparition, unlike them. I do have strong memories of being scared of something though, but today I'd say it is just my mind giving shape to something I assume was there.

Now, I'm saying this because it made me remember there was a time I was so scared of being alone on the weekend that I underwent some sort of hallucination born of rigid denialism of what was happening. I hallucinated my roommates being there for the whole weekend even though they weren't there. My neighbors even conducted a check on me, asked me if I was okay staying alone. I said I'm okay.

I just binge-watching anime on my laptop in the dark and chatting with my mom on the phone in a desperate attempt to control my fear. And I just pretended my roommates were in their own room, but I think I might have pretended too hard because I hallucinated the bedroom doors shaking. But I didn't scream through; I just convinced my brain that my roommates were there. So I went to my bed and just slept. The same thing happened on the next day. And I somehow just shrugged it off.

It's actually possible to hallucinate yourself into courage...that's the lesson here.

[the-muppet-joker]

Heh. I'm in the Bug Leagues, Kid. No, not the Big Leagues. The Bug Leagues. I'm kind of a Bug Deal, you could say. I'm covered in bugs. I'm covered in bugs

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Kermit may I make a suggestion

have you ever heard of something called Worm

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pls no buly le demiurge

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Do you actually have a person in mind anon or is this all just hypotheticals

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For the notes:

No it’s not koi herpesvirus you piece of shit stoner it’s Incel for Kissless Hugless Virgin

Hylic, noun:

[crimewave420]

back in high school used to fuck wit slenderman

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[dungeonskeleton]

we could be going down the bigfoot titty slide rn but you won't text back

[toskarin]

do you ever daydream about suddenly losing your ethical background and making your fortune off of inventing something like Runic Astrology

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such norse gods as yggdrasil and the rest of the pantheon

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