She's going the distance

We're all scraping up any happiness we can find, officer.

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old men are all fun and games until the chronic pancreatitis flares up and he goes to the hospital

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do u work as a security guard or like a golf club person im confused

im a night guard and i drive da golf cart on the course or stay in the office/trailer depending on my duties that day

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every time i close my eyes i see his head on the pillow looking up at me with the most fondness and adoration ever beheld on a human face

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vewn keychain in da golf cart #Swag

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bossfriend texted my bro such an old man selfie (squinting down at camera, holding beer bottle, awkward half-smile) i was like Send It To Me Now. Right Now.

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tried dat shit moonmoon relapsed on

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oh good we didn’t have enough retarded gay teenagers in the ihnmaims tag we needed some ask blogs to roleplay as flanderized versions of AM too

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in order of when they were given to me/taken from him: i have a rain jacket, reading glasses, two golf caps, permission to forge his signature, a lot of creepshots, and a winter jacket that smells like him.

[arcticyarn]

it's only a matter of time before that guy's wife stabs you. So live it up while you can you know?

she does seem like the stabbing type but i can outrun her. unfortunately she is also the shooting type. bang bang! 😵🪦😇

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try not to blow it

i don’t know why but everyone loves me and wants me to win

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are you still infatuated with moon?

as a streamer, no. on a sexual level, no. my career is taking off and i’m making connections with people irl, professionally and personally. in a month or two i’ll be turning 23 and traveling the states providing security to some of the biggest events in the country. i have a full-time decently-paying job and two friends. i’m a fucking NORMGROID.

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Hell is a teenage chud.

#chud blogging #diary of a chud #chudhood #chud interrupted #this is a chudblog #lana del chud #thus is what makes us chuds

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2am i hear a deer screaming its head off. i grab a flashlight and take a walk. when i get to the forest area the fence is too tall for me to see over but i hear something eating, and then whatever it is starts growling at me. when i return to the office, bossfriend goes to check it out and sees a couple bear cubs chilling up in a tree. sorry for disturbing you mama

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#My Injury

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watching the null disco elysium plathrough "am i playing as nick rekeita? am i ethan ralph? am i idubbbz?" this man has brainworms fr

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this is too much laughing out loud brotha

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CLOSE FRIENDS. Fuck buddies?

i don’t know if i would call what we do “fucking”. the singular time we went somewhere together outside of work, a woman asked if i was his daughter and he told her “no, just a very close friend” so i guess that’s what we’re going with.