She's going the distance

We're all scraping up any happiness we can find, officer.

[arcticyarn]

um, my childhood friend found my instagram… she wants to catch up when she comes to visit… yeah…

[callmemeursault]

Mark Cohen, Girls Hiding from Camera, 1972

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oh pizza rolls royce we’re really in it now

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after the 10th parking ticket i should get a free ice cream. otherwise what am i even parking on the wrong side for?

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NOBODY EVEVR PROMISE SOMETHING TO ME EVER AGAIN

the next time someone says "i promise-" im going to do a 360 flying spin kick nononononono no more promises please

[arcticyarn]

why can you not hold your breath longer than 20 seconds. are you dying?

if i really tried im sure i could do it. my sister used to push my head underwater and drown me but its been a long time, maybe i need someone to hold me down so i dont chicken out

[arcticyarn]

WHAT WAS THE QUESTION

oh he asked me to be his girlfriend. i said "how is that any different from now?" because i thought i already was, basically

[arcticyarn]

Aahh shit please don’t leave your wife for me

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he scares me but he looks like he's in Autism Heaven and i can't help but feel a positive energy

[arcticyarn]

shoutout to this guy randomly namedoxing holly

[ciqqy]

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mom: “did you go to the beach or the pool?” “i went to the pool because i can do a handstand there.” mom: “what are you, 5?” am i supposed to have lost the ability to have fun (and all motor function) at the age of 23? a 5 year old wouldn’t even be able to do a handstand -_-

mom: “did you talk to anyone?” the pool is not a place to socialize. it is where a champion trains herself to hold her breath for more than 20 seconds

[arcticyarn]

the collective bmi of an american restaurant on july 4th is higher than you can imagine

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making new friends in florida

[arcticyarn]

new season of rick and morty is too sweet, its making me yearn for the grandpa i never had. we need to go back…

[arcticyarn]

pussy ass soyboy Samsung wants to see proof of purchase to reset an old, cheap tablet

meanwhile the kingly and righteous Micro Center doesn’t even ask for a receipt before resetting a $2k laptop

[timeywimeylady]

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