just a creep in a t-shirt

Ritu/17/taurus/enfp/dog fanatic

[nevver]

Let’s talk about mental health

[cabernetsauvigmom]

[lumbertrashson]

Little Jeff and christine

[twinpeaksquotes]

[justhewayimfeeling]

[partylikeits2007]

[arcttic-punkies]

Dinner at jlaws house

Jlaw:"and that's when I said 'WHERES THE PIZZA!?!?'"

Dinner guests: *forced laughter as they eat their dinner consisting of only bread*

Bradley cooper to me: "can I offer you some bread"

Me: "oh um....I don't eat bread"

Dinner guests: *complete silence*

jlaw with mouth full of bread: "wait....what do you mean you don't eat bread™"

Me: "oh um well I can't-"

Jlaw: *makes wacky faces* "FUCK YOU!! you ASSHOLE!!!" *crying*

Me: "uh well...sorry it's just that I-"

Jlaw crawling across the table towards me: "YOU WILL EAT THIS BREAD"

Me: "please no"

Bradley cooper: "please Jen it's fine...."

Jlaw: *ugly crying* "SHUT UP!!! S H U T U P"

Jlaw: *takes a fist full of bread and shoves it in my mouth*

Me: *muffled crying* "please I have celiac disease I can't eat gluten"

Jlaw:"DONT GIVE IN TO SOCIETIES LIES!! EAT THIS BREAD"

Dinner guests: *still watching in silent horror*

Amy schumer:*thin lipped Amy schumer

smile*

Oscar committee: "holy f uck Jen...."

[zombiie-barbie-deactivated20150]

*Writes resume in glitter glue*

[rarebritney]

@ boys with curly hair and dark brown eyes : stop

[ctrlego]

[astroalive]

“Sun signs aren’t everything,” I casually scream into the void.

[hirxeth]

Pulp Fiction (1994) dir. Quentin Tarantino

[betterbreakbad]

[airlesscell-deactivated20151002]

Netflix and chill by yourself except Netflix sucks and you’re also too depressed to give a shit to pick something out from Netflix so you just go ahead and stare vacantly into the screen for several hours while reruns of some stupid sitcom air until another day has eclipsed and you’re a little closer to the moment of pure ecstasy that will come with the end of this cartoonish nightmare that is your existence

[hedgeworth]

Netflix and existential crisis

[cradily]

will you still love me when i no longer ball so fuckin hard

[miumiu-mew]

[newblogwhosferninism-deactivate]

*uses lol lmao and rip as punctuation*

[peartrees]