what could it be

could be just about anything. submissions are open

[stale-loaf-of-rye-bread-deactiv]

If this gets 50 notes i’ll make a DetentionCall blog (it’s an au where all the troll call trolls go to highschool and get detention.)

[faerynii]

Reblog if you want your followers to anonymously tell you what Homestuck Troll they think you're most like and why.

[zmeess]

[why-is-daraya-in-detention]

My love is a shotgun Fully capable of killing And You are the target But you seem so willing

I’m gonna make you wish you’d never met me But when we say goodbye You wish you never left me

My passion is a poison There ain’t no cure Feel it coursing through your veins but you know you want more

My passion is a bullet Shot straight through your head You keep wanting more but Soon you’ll be dead

So dead

*instrumental*

My love is a bulldozer and you are the house My love is the mousetrap and you are the mouse

Baby I don’t think you really understand If love’s a card game you’ve got the worst hand

My passion is a poison There ain’t no cure Feel it coursing through your veins but you know you want more

My passion is a bullet Shot straight through your head You keep wanting more but Soon you’ll be dead

So dead

*instrumental*

And I know you love me Ooooh And I know you need me Oooooh But baby you’re playing with Fire You better retire Because ooooooooh

My passion is a poison There ain’t no cure Feel it coursing through your veins but you know you want more

My passion is a bullet Shot straight through your head You keep wanting more but Soon you’ll be dead

So dead

So dead!

[whatarekuprumskinks]

HEy DARAyA DO yOU TAKE CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM ??

[why-is-daraya-in-detention]

O~* not from you b!itch lol

[whatarekuprumskinks]

IT FUCKING SUCKS

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Thats not criiitiiiciiism.

[whatarekuprumskinks]

@ardata-carmia-misc WANNA FUCK

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Kuprum has notiiiced me

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Excusume but -pulls out a mega phone- HELL FUCKIIING YES

[whatarekuprumskinks]

yEAH!! COME OVER TO My PLACE!! FEEL FREE TO BRING AS MANy KNIVES AS yOU WANT!!

[ardata-carmia-misc]

What about cuffs? Can I bring cuffs?

[whatarekuprumskinks]

DEFINITELy.. I HAVE SOME AT My PLACE BUT IF yOU PREFER TO USE yOUR OWN ITS OKAy.. 

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Are they fuzzy cuffs?

[whatarekuprumskinks]

IVE GOT FUzzy CHAIN LEATHER AND BONE

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Hmm ok I’ll be over soon with my things.

[whatarekuprumskinks]

BIG yEET

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Knock knock

[whatarekuprumskinks]

WHOS THERE?? A HOT GIRL THATS WHO!! 

[ardata-carmia-misc]

-le blush-

[whatarekuprumskinks]

yOURE SO ADORABLE.. COME ON IN.. DO yOU WANT SOME WATER?? JUICE?? BLOOD?? KNIVES?? IM NOT SURE HOW yOU WOULD DRINK KNIVES BUT yOU KNOW?? ID BE WILLING TO LEARN?? **SWEATS**

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Screw beiiing bloodthiiirsty on maiiin now iiit’s just being thiiirsty on maiiin

[whatarekuprumskinks]

BUT SERIOUSLy DO yOU WANT SOMETHING TO DRINK?? IVE GOT LUSUS MILK.. 

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Yes please III’d liiike some miiilk III’m quiiite parched.

[whatarekuprumskinks]

yEAH I KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO BE THIRSTy.. **HANDS yOU A CUP OF MILK** 

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Yeah… runniiing a red room takes a toll on my throat yelliiing at all the trolls to keep quiiiet and such really scratches iiit up you know.

[whatarekuprumskinks]

BUT DONT PEOPLE LIKE THE SCREAMS?? IF yOU PREFER TO KEEP THEM QUIET THOUGH yOU CAN USE A GAG.. ID BE WILLING TO HELP OUT RUNNING IF yOU NEED AN EXTRA PAIR OF HANDS.

[ardata-carmia-misc]

That would be niiice III just prefer a quiet red room because iii don’t want to blow out a miiic and iiits also a biiig headache to constantly scream. IIIts also really hard to keep then steady and apply the gag.

[whatarekuprumskinks]

MAN I JUST PLAyED THIS AWESOME FUCKING SIM AND yOU WERE IN IT.. ARE yOU OKAy?? yOU SEEMED PRETTy STRESSED..

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Do you want the honest answer or just any answer?

[whatarekuprumskinks]

@ardata-carmia-misc WANNA FUCK

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Kuprum has notiiiced me

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Excusume but -pulls out a mega phone- HELL FUCKIIING YES

[whatarekuprumskinks]

yEAH!! COME OVER TO My PLACE!! FEEL FREE TO BRING AS MANy KNIVES AS yOU WANT!!

[ardata-carmia-misc]

What about cuffs? Can I bring cuffs?

[whatarekuprumskinks]

DEFINITELy.. I HAVE SOME AT My PLACE BUT IF yOU PREFER TO USE yOUR OWN ITS OKAy.. 

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Are they fuzzy cuffs?

[whatarekuprumskinks]

IVE GOT FUzzy CHAIN LEATHER AND BONE

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Hmm ok I’ll be over soon with my things.

[whatarekuprumskinks]

BIG yEET

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Knock knock

[whatarekuprumskinks]

WHOS THERE?? A HOT GIRL THATS WHO!! 

[ardata-carmia-misc]

-le blush-

[whatarekuprumskinks]

yOURE SO ADORABLE.. COME ON IN.. DO yOU WANT SOME WATER?? JUICE?? BLOOD?? KNIVES?? IM NOT SURE HOW yOU WOULD DRINK KNIVES BUT yOU KNOW?? ID BE WILLING TO LEARN?? **SWEATS**

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Screw beiiing bloodthiiirsty on maiiin now iiit’s just being thiiirsty on maiiin

[whatarekuprumskinks]

BUT SERIOUSLy DO yOU WANT SOMETHING TO DRINK?? IVE GOT LUSUS MILK.. 

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Yes please III’d liiike some miiilk III’m quiiite parched.

[whatarekuprumskinks]

yEAH I KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO BE THIRSTy.. **HANDS yOU A CUP OF MILK** 

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Yeah… runniiing a red room takes a toll on my throat yelliiing at all the trolls to keep quiiiet and such really scratches iiit up you know.

[whatarekuprumskinks]

BUT DONT PEOPLE LIKE THE SCREAMS?? IF yOU PREFER TO KEEP THEM QUIET THOUGH yOU CAN USE A GAG.. ID BE WILLING TO HELP OUT RUNNING IF yOU NEED AN EXTRA PAIR OF HANDS.

[ardata-carmia-misc]

That would be niiice III just prefer a quiet red room because iii don't want to blow out a miiic and iiits also a biiig headache to constantly scream. IIIts also really hard to keep then steady and apply the gag.

[whatarekuprumskinks]

@ardata-carmia-misc WANNA FUCK

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Kuprum has notiiiced me

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Excusume but -pulls out a mega phone- HELL FUCKIIING YES

[whatarekuprumskinks]

yEAH!! COME OVER TO My PLACE!! FEEL FREE TO BRING AS MANy KNIVES AS yOU WANT!!

[ardata-carmia-misc]

What about cuffs? Can I bring cuffs?

[whatarekuprumskinks]

DEFINITELy.. I HAVE SOME AT My PLACE BUT IF yOU PREFER TO USE yOUR OWN ITS OKAy.. 

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Are they fuzzy cuffs?

[whatarekuprumskinks]

IVE GOT FUzzy CHAIN LEATHER AND BONE

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Hmm ok I’ll be over soon with my things.

[whatarekuprumskinks]

BIG yEET

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Knock knock

[whatarekuprumskinks]

WHOS THERE?? A HOT GIRL THATS WHO!! 

[ardata-carmia-misc]

-le blush-

[whatarekuprumskinks]

yOURE SO ADORABLE.. COME ON IN.. DO yOU WANT SOME WATER?? JUICE?? BLOOD?? KNIVES?? IM NOT SURE HOW yOU WOULD DRINK KNIVES BUT yOU KNOW?? ID BE WILLING TO LEARN?? **SWEATS**

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Screw beiiing bloodthiiirsty on maiiin now iiit’s just being thiiirsty on maiiin

[whatarekuprumskinks]

BUT SERIOUSLy DO yOU WANT SOMETHING TO DRINK?? IVE GOT LUSUS MILK.. 

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Yes please III’d liiike some miiilk III’m quiiite parched.

[whatarekuprumskinks]

yEAH I KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO BE THIRSTy.. **HANDS yOU A CUP OF MILK** 

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Yeah... runniiing a red room takes a toll on my throat yelliiing at all the trolls to keep quiiiet and such really scratches iiit up you know.

[whatarekuprumskinks]

@ardata-carmia-misc WANNA FUCK

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Kuprum has notiiiced me

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Excusume but -pulls out a mega phone- HELL FUCKIIING YES

[whatarekuprumskinks]

yEAH!! COME OVER TO My PLACE!! FEEL FREE TO BRING AS MANy KNIVES AS yOU WANT!!

[ardata-carmia-misc]

What about cuffs? Can I bring cuffs?

[whatarekuprumskinks]

DEFINITELy.. I HAVE SOME AT My PLACE BUT IF yOU PREFER TO USE yOUR OWN ITS OKAy.. 

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Are they fuzzy cuffs?

[whatarekuprumskinks]

IVE GOT FUzzy CHAIN LEATHER AND BONE

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Hmm ok I’ll be over soon with my things.

[whatarekuprumskinks]

BIG yEET

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Knock knock

[whatarekuprumskinks]

WHOS THERE?? A HOT GIRL THATS WHO!! 

[ardata-carmia-misc]

-le blush-

[whatarekuprumskinks]

yOURE SO ADORABLE.. COME ON IN.. DO yOU WANT SOME WATER?? JUICE?? BLOOD?? KNIVES?? IM NOT SURE HOW yOU WOULD DRINK KNIVES BUT yOU KNOW?? ID BE WILLING TO LEARN?? **SWEATS**

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Screw beiiing bloodthiiirsty on maiiin now iiit’s just being thiiirsty on maiiin

[whatarekuprumskinks]

BUT SERIOUSLy DO yOU WANT SOMETHING TO DRINK?? IVE GOT LUSUS MILK.. 

[whatsincharunscave]

Little grubs are seei~g this you guys…. Kup,,,, keep your ki~ks to yourself a~d Ardata,,,,, do~t feul him,,,,

[whatarekuprumskinks]

WHy THE FUCK ARE TINy GRUBS FOLLOWING ME?? IM KNOWN FOR ACTIVITIES LIKE THESE

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Key word grubs they probably can't even process these events riiight now.

[whatarekuprumskinks]

@ardata-carmia-misc WANNA FUCK

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Kuprum has notiiiced me

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Excusume but -pulls out a mega phone- HELL FUCKIIING YES

[whatarekuprumskinks]

yEAH!! COME OVER TO My PLACE!! FEEL FREE TO BRING AS MANy KNIVES AS yOU WANT!!

[ardata-carmia-misc]

What about cuffs? Can I bring cuffs?

[whatarekuprumskinks]

DEFINITELy.. I HAVE SOME AT My PLACE BUT IF yOU PREFER TO USE yOUR OWN ITS OKAy.. 

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Are they fuzzy cuffs?

[whatarekuprumskinks]

IVE GOT FUzzy CHAIN LEATHER AND BONE

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Hmm ok I’ll be over soon with my things.

[whatarekuprumskinks]

BIG yEET

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Knock knock

[whatarekuprumskinks]

WHOS THERE?? A HOT GIRL THATS WHO!! 

[ardata-carmia-misc]

-le blush-

[whatarekuprumskinks]

yOURE SO ADORABLE.. COME ON IN.. DO yOU WANT SOME WATER?? JUICE?? BLOOD?? KNIVES?? IM NOT SURE HOW yOU WOULD DRINK KNIVES BUT yOU KNOW?? ID BE WILLING TO LEARN?? **SWEATS**

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Screw beiiing bloodthiiirsty on maiiin now iiit’s just being thiiirsty on maiiin

[whatarekuprumskinks]

BUT SERIOUSLy DO yOU WANT SOMETHING TO DRINK?? IVE GOT LUSUS MILK.. 

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Yes please III'd liiike some miiilk III'm quiiite parched.

[whatarekuprumskinks]

@ardata-carmia-misc WANNA FUCK

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Kuprum has notiiiced me

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Excusume but -pulls out a mega phone- HELL FUCKIIING YES

[whatarekuprumskinks]

yEAH!! COME OVER TO My PLACE!! FEEL FREE TO BRING AS MANy KNIVES AS yOU WANT!!

[ardata-carmia-misc]

What about cuffs? Can I bring cuffs?

[whatarekuprumskinks]

DEFINITELy.. I HAVE SOME AT My PLACE BUT IF yOU PREFER TO USE yOUR OWN ITS OKAy.. 

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Are they fuzzy cuffs?

[whatarekuprumskinks]

IVE GOT FUzzy CHAIN LEATHER AND BONE

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Hmm ok I’ll be over soon with my things.

[whatarekuprumskinks]

BIG yEET

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Knock knock

[whatarekuprumskinks]

WHOS THERE?? A HOT GIRL THATS WHO!! 

[ardata-carmia-misc]

-le blush-

[whatarekuprumskinks]

yOURE SO ADORABLE.. COME ON IN.. DO yOU WANT SOME WATER?? JUICE?? BLOOD?? KNIVES?? IM NOT SURE HOW yOU WOULD DRINK KNIVES BUT yOU KNOW?? ID BE WILLING TO LEARN?? **SWEATS**

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Screw beiiing bloodthiiirsty on maiiin now iiit's just being thiiirsty on maiiin

[whatarekuprumskinks]

@ardata-carmia-misc WANNA FUCK

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Kuprum has notiiiced me

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Excusume but -pulls out a mega phone- HELL FUCKIIING YES

[whatarekuprumskinks]

yEAH!! COME OVER TO My PLACE!! FEEL FREE TO BRING AS MANy KNIVES AS yOU WANT!!

[ardata-carmia-misc]

What about cuffs? Can I bring cuffs?

[whatarekuprumskinks]

DEFINITELy.. I HAVE SOME AT My PLACE BUT IF yOU PREFER TO USE yOUR OWN ITS OKAy.. 

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Are they fuzzy cuffs?

[whatarekuprumskinks]

IVE GOT FUzzy CHAIN LEATHER AND BONE

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Hmm ok I’ll be over soon with my things.

[whatarekuprumskinks]

BIG yEET

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Knock knock

[whatarekuprumskinks]

WHOS THERE?? A HOT GIRL THATS WHO!! 

[ardata-carmia-misc]

-le blush-

[whatarekuprumskinks]

@ardata-carmia-misc WANNA FUCK

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Kuprum has notiiiced me

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Excusume but -pulls out a mega phone- HELL FUCKIIING YES

[whatarekuprumskinks]

yEAH!! COME OVER TO My PLACE!! FEEL FREE TO BRING AS MANy KNIVES AS yOU WANT!!

[ardata-carmia-misc]

What about cuffs? Can I bring cuffs?

[whatarekuprumskinks]

DEFINITELy.. I HAVE SOME AT My PLACE BUT IF yOU PREFER TO USE yOUR OWN ITS OKAy.. 

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Are they fuzzy cuffs?

[whatarekuprumskinks]

IVE GOT FUzzy CHAIN LEATHER AND BONE

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Hmm ok I’ll be over soon with my things.

[whatarekuprumskinks]

BIG yEET

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Knock knock

[whats-azdaja-listening-to-today]

Missed post two

Heat of the moment whole he blast it outside kuprums hive from a boom box @whatarekuprumskinks

[whatarekuprumskinks]

WHAT??

[whats-azdaja-listening-to-today]

https://youtu.be/dYZq_DlRBHQ

[whatarekuprumskinks]

SOUNDS GAy IM UP FOR IT.. WANNA FUCK??

[whats-azdaja-listening-to-today]

How about we just hang out instead.

[whatarekuprumskinks]

PALELy

[whats-azdaja-listening-to-today]

Sure

[whatarekuprumskinks]

FUN!!

[whats-azdaja-listening-to-today]

When and where

[whatarekuprumskinks]

LATER AND ILL COME OVER TO yOUR HIVE.. ARDATA IS COMING OVER TO RAW ME WITHIN AN INCH OF My LIFE QUITE LITERALLy AND ITS GONNA BE FUCKING GREAT

[whats-azdaja-listening-to-today]

Sounds… fun… I don’t know how to process that in all honesty.

[whyisshebloodthirsty]

Dear God, III’m not goiiing to do that, Kuprum.

[ardata-carmia-misc]

He's talkiiing about me.

[whatarekuprumskinks]

@ardata-carmia-misc WANNA FUCK

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Kuprum has notiiiced me

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Excusume but -pulls out a mega phone- HELL FUCKIIING YES

[whatarekuprumskinks]

yEAH!! COME OVER TO My PLACE!! FEEL FREE TO BRING AS MANy KNIVES AS yOU WANT!!

[ardata-carmia-misc]

What about cuffs? Can I bring cuffs?

[whatarekuprumskinks]

DEFINITELy.. I HAVE SOME AT My PLACE BUT IF yOU PREFER TO USE yOUR OWN ITS OKAy.. 

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Are they fuzzy cuffs?

[whatarekuprumskinks]

IVE GOT FUzzy CHAIN LEATHER AND BONE

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Hmm ok I'll be over soon with my things.

[whatarekuprumskinks]

@ardata-carmia-misc WANNA FUCK

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Kuprum has notiiiced me

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Excusume but -pulls out a mega phone- HELL FUCKIIING YES

[whatarekuprumskinks]

yEAH!! COME OVER TO My PLACE!! FEEL FREE TO BRING AS MANy KNIVES AS yOU WANT!!

[ardata-carmia-misc]

What about cuffs? Can I bring cuffs?

[whatarekuprumskinks]

DEFINITELy.. I HAVE SOME AT My PLACE BUT IF yOU PREFER TO USE yOUR OWN ITS OKAy.. 

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Are they fuzzy cuffs?

[whatarekuprumskinks]

@ardata-carmia-misc WANNA FUCK

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Kuprum has notiiiced me

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Excusume but -pulls out a mega phone- HELL FUCKIIING YES

[whatarekuprumskinks]

yEAH!! COME OVER TO My PLACE!! FEEL FREE TO BRING AS MANy KNIVES AS yOU WANT!!

[ardata-carmia-misc]

What about cuffs? Can I bring cuffs?

[whatarekuprumskinks]

@ardata-carmia-misc WANNA FUCK

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Kuprum has notiiiced me

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Excusume but -pulls out a mega phone- HELL FUCKIIING YES

[whatarekuprumskinks]

@ardata-carmia-misc WANNA FUCK

[ardata-carmia-misc]

Kuprum has notiiiced me