ardua

I like rocks Waiting for lp4 to finally return to being a vw stan page

[asimplelibrary-deactivated20181]

Dwarves are so unappreciated in fantasy. Sure, they’re not ~beautiful~ or ~eternal~ like elves but they’re short and angry and make swords and that’s honestly way more relatable and interesting

[seashellronan]

people i make myself look good for:

myself

gay women

my friends so they go “damn bitch u look fucking good” whenever i enter the room

[jaythenerdkid-official]

drunk girls in bathrooms

[qtipping]

freddie mercury who’s watching over us

[clint-ftm-barton]

Carrie Fisher who is standing next to him

[vampire-ezra]

Ezra for the new issue of GQ Magazine

[nessa007]

legends only!!!

[neverthere12345]

[30-minute-memes]

Remember as days get colder animals are attracted to the warmth of cars so check wheel arches or other hiding places.

[tayloracleswift-deactivated2015]

There’s a lot of young people who are going to be eligible to vote in America during this election so in light of the fact that this website is currently thrumming with political interest I’d just like to remind them that abstaining from voting is not useful or radical, it’s playing right into the hands of the people who want this country to progress backwards. I can guarantee you that there will be an ENORMOUS conservative turn out and if the younger generation doesn’t match it it will literally be a disaster

[skzhhssh-deactivated20190330]

can you believe female hysteria was considered like an actual medical thing… god

[skzhhssh-deactivated20190330]

mary louise moneybags in 1880: im horny all the time and also sad and i feel dissatisfied with my shitty life i dont want kids i hate my dad and my husband

dr mis o’geny: i diagnose you with WOMAN

[skzhhssh-deactivated20190330]

fun fact if you’re a man you’re not allowed to laugh at this joke bcus i don’t go a day without hearing about how girls are all overemotional unstable and crazy so you all still think like this you’ve just gotten better at phrasing it in a way that doesnt seem like bullshit at first glance

[urexfriendsister]

one time in 2007 i crashed the entire club penguin website. it was down for 2 days. i was banned for life. 

[urexfriendsister]

many of you have asked, and so i shall give: 

in 2007, my older brother gave me a small piece of information that would soon result in the shutdown of Club Penguin for a few days. he taught me a glitch in the club penguin system that, when sitting in the coffee shop, would make your penguin sit on the ceiling of the coffee shop instead. 

and with this piece of information, i took off. i spent hours going to every server over and over, saying the same message: everyone meet in the coffee shop tomorrow at 7 pm in the snowball server. i did this in every single server, in every location i could find.

then, finally, 7 pm the next day arrived. snowball had a population rating of 5. penguins poured into the coffee shop, all awaiting my instructions. i then gave the next message, that of the glitch. i told everyone to wait exactly 3 minutes, then perform the glitch. they did. every penguin in the coffee shop was suddenly on the ceiling, and either the club penguin coding or the club penguin offices had no idea what to do, and no way to take us down. for a small glimpse of time, we ruled victorious – nothing and no one could stop us. 

every great kingdom awaits its downfall, however. eventually, the website crashed. no one could go on the website for 2 days after that. my penguin was banned for life. 

[slaw-me]

round

[wonders7plus]

[lotsandlotsofbirds]

[memeculture69]

[blackqueerblog]

I hope this is everyone else too!

[uznmaki]

[hungwy]

Gonna b honest. A lot of hot ppl go to art museums. I’m one of them

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

im 2 ugly they won’t let me in

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

that and my shirt that says “i eat oil paintings when security guards aren’t looking”

[bloodsisters-deactivated2023013]

Literally being a girl feels like nonconsensual performance art

[angelavodinsdottir]