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brilliantpines

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

brilliantpines

is anybody out there

acakewalkofcrocodiles

catchymemes

melanchol1e-deactivated20250809

mitskiesque

they should invent an apartment that has huge windows but is never too hot and is near everything i like and all my friends but is also quiet when i want it to be and costs zero dollars or perhaps they pay me to live in. and they save it just for me so i dont have to look for it :)

sharkodactyl

moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"

romanceyourdemons

people needdddd to wear headphones in public because while on an otherwise very lovely walk in the park today i saw a guy sitting under a tree watching a porn parody of the star wars prequels

romanceyourdemons

if nothing else trying to tune out the sounds of anakin and padme going to town as i contemplate the babbling brook gave me a brief but vivid window into what it’s like to be obi wan kenobi

butchfagminotaur

i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh

little-flame-prince

OYSTER TOADFISH MY FAVORITE GUY THE OYSTER TOADFISH

pseudospectre

The likeness is uncanny

fullfrontalfish

So fucking ROUND

presbyteriansideblog

xubbs

I could be wrong but what’s interesting to me personally is that Elijah wasnt just mad, he was scared for his life cuz there was a queen who wanted him dead so Elijah ran and told God he wanted to die because he was in such anguish

But God is so good and He always knows what we need!

archer-bro

Notice too that he didn’t even give Elijah some encouraging words to comfort him. He just told him to eat. Sometimes just being there and making sure someone gets through their anguish is enough.

supreme-leader-stoat

AND THUS SPOKE THE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE

“Why don’t you have a some food and maybe you’ll feel better.“

goatyellsateverything

And God said, “Have a Snickers.”

xphilosoraptorx

And Elijah inquired of the Lord, asking “Why?” and the Lord replied, “Because thou doth lament greatly when thou art hungry”.

Thus Elijah took and he ate of the confection, finding it to be exceedingly satisfying.

The Lord then asked, “Art thou better?”, and Elijah replied, “Indeed Lord, I am better”. Then the Lord further advised Elijah, saying unto him, “Thou art not thineself when thou art hungry”.

sighinastorm

quality religious jokes, people

honkykong72

@xphilosoraptorx just loved the way you wrote that! ❤️😂

ophilosoraptoro

Thank you, I worked hard on it. 😊

friendlyneighborhoodgeek

Quality religious jokes.

If this isn’t a World Heritage Post it should be.

redwing

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arctic-ham

honuofhawaii

Maybe it’s not Daddy issues, but you got some issues if you’ve willing put the mark of Cain on yourself!

feywildfox

What other people put on their body is generally no one else’s business, and they do not have “issues” for doing something that has meaning to them. Don’t reblig shit to sound condescending about people you don’t know, regardless of what personal meaning that symbol has to you. Let people be people jesus christ

redwing