[are-lie]

[jayceehar]

Hey, don’t diss on miss Carly Rae I still jam out to Call Me Maybe.

I’m sure I can handle it. You’re fine with bananas and poptarts, right?

[are-lie]

I don't know whether I should be impressed that you still jam out to it or just shocked. What kind of magic are you?

You say that now, but you'll regret it later. Bananas and poptarts? Sounds like heaven to me. I haven't had a poptart since, well, ever.

[miyachoi]

Right? The world could only get better if I were able to download food straight to my room. I think someone’s working on that though, so I can wait another decade. My kitchen disasters usually end up with everything else hurt, which I’m totally okay with. Exactly, I’ve helped my family be able to say goodbye to countless 20-something year old appliances, so I’m doing them a favor. I could probably convince my dad. Being the youngest daughter has its perks, along with being an excellent bullshitter.

[are-lie]

3-D printers, Miya. We'll have our downloadable food soon enough. I'm just waiting and saving my pennies for when that day will come. Well, if you don't suffer any damage, that's always a plus. 20 year-old appliances? You're practically a hero to them. I wish i had that power over my parents . . they're much too grounded to ever give in to my pleas.

[icequeeneve-deactivated20150406]

I can’t believe I forgot about that! See, it’s just too much to do. There’s so much more I rather be doing that grocery shopping. I’d settle for takeout too if I were you, and the food comes to you anyways. It doesn’t get any better than that, I swear. Until then, I’ll keep you in my prayers. 

And is this desperation cause by your lack of ice cream? That’s totally understandable. I say next weekend we should pick ourselves up off the couch and head out, since I’m going to be craving a cone all week now. 

[are-lie]

Agreed. If I ever decide to put forth the effort to go grocery shopping, I probably won't make it home alive. Very true. The wait for take out might just kill me, but when it comes . . I'll be more than satisfied.

Yep, you've got it. Ice cream is my absolute weakness, over any other type of dessert. Get off the couch? A completely foreign idea . . but it might be worth it for the treats and your company.

[jamesclasse-deactivated20140513]

Shouldn’t hunger make you less intelligent? Or even crazy? Guess that makes you extra special. That’s the point, you get a whole pizza to yourself. Maybe you should get two.

[are-lie]

I guess desperation spurs my creativity. Extra special? Why, thank you. Oh, I don't think I'll be able to take on two, unless you plan on stopping by to steal some. 

[setrdytfvhfaf-blog-blog]

It would be, but so would gorging on pizza. How do they explain that with class in your eulogy? Never let me, go, Sunshine. Never let me go.

As long as I’m only coming over to fill your house, not your fridge. Don’t turn around and start pulling Hannibal shit on me dude.

[are-lie]

Okay, gorging on pizza isn't the best method, but it's definitely favorable to starving. Oh, please, I didn't live with class and I don't need to be remembered with it. As long as someone puts some plastic flowers on my grave, I'll be fine.

C'mon, Kit. You and I both know I'd choose someone with more meat on their bones to take down. When I stock my fridge, I want to be able to eat for at least a week. Your body is safe in my humble abode.

[jayceehar]

Not the best lyricist in the game, but he loves talking about woman appreciation, if you’re into that. I’m personally always into that.

You’re spending lunch with me tomorrow, then. Try brown bagging it and we can swap.

[are-lie]

I girl can always use a self-esteem boost. I'm sure that if I ever feel distressed by his slightly lesser-than lyrical ability I can just turn on the radio. I'm sure his writing prowess is outstanding in comparison to Carly Rae Jepson.

I'll have to clear my schedule. Kidding, of course. I'm always free during lunch. My mom packs some serious health food, are you sure you're down for swapping?

[jamesclasse-deactivated20140513]

That’s a better plan. Wow, then you really really deserve that pizza.

[are-lie]

I know, I'm surprised. I'm not exactly known for having great ideas, but hunger and laziness have made me more intelligent then usual. Right? I might even devour the entire thing myself. 

[jayceehar]

If you don’t mind me quoting the great Drake: “Sweatpants, hair tied, chillin’ with no make up on, that’s when you’re the prettiest, I hope that you don’t take it wrong”.

It looks like homeboy needs to make a better lasting impression on you. Got any suggestions?

[are-lie]

It sounds like Drake would appreciate a girl like me. I should try and listen to his music when I need a self-esteem boost . . or at least read over his lyrics when I'm feeling down. I don't think I'd be able to understand what he'd be saying while he was actually rapping.

Food and humor are the two most direct routes to my memory and heart, I'd say.

[miyachoi]

Yeah! They’re in the freezer aisle. You just put them in the microwave and bam, steamed vegetables. Oh god, I’m sorry! That sounds extremely painful, I hope your feet healed up well after that. I have a really bad habit of breaking everything in the kitchen. I’m pretty sure that would be like a form of torture, unless there was a butler bringing food to my room whenever I rang a bell. Actually, that doesn’t sound too bad!

[are-lie]

What a wonderful world we live in. Now I can be lazy and still eat relatively healthy. Yeah, they're fine. It was sophomore year, a long time ago. I've learned not to trust myself with pots, now. My kitchen disasters usually end up with me hurting myself- the kitchen always comes out fine. Hey, at least with you breaking everything, your family always has updated appliances? A butler? That would be amazing. My parents would never be down for it, though.

[jamesclasse-deactivated20140513]

I know the feeling. You should really go out and get some food then. You’ve had enough of a work out going back to the fridge multiple times. You deserve a pizza or something.

[are-lie]

I think I'll order the pizza and let it come to me. I've done more running around my house in that last three hours than I've ever ran at coach's practices- and that's saying something.

[icequeeneve-deactivated20150406]

Oh, I just keep telling myself that I’m too busy to head out for groceries. I’m obviously just too lazy to go to the store, get the things, pay for the food, pack the food, and bring it all home. It’s a lot to do, I’m not going to blame you. 

I admire your dedication, Ares. My laziness has also provided me with a limitation as to how often I do go and check the contents of my fridge. 

[are-lie]

Right? Not to mention putting all the groceries away. I've already done enough work pacing the house. I think I'll just settle for take out and pray that food will fill the fridge tomorrow. 

Desperation does things to a woman, Eve. My dedication has been driven by my need to stuff myself with ice cream.

[jayceehar]

Hell yeah, hell yeah! Girls in sweatpants are pretty much one of the hottest things ever, know what I’m saying? You don’t have to call me, you have my blessing already from this moment on.

Sixteen, soph, has a wicked smile… If you’ve ever seen his real hair, you’re lucky, ‘cause I hear he always has a hat or beanie on. You could be a Fabio-mess going on under there, and the world would never know.

[are-lie]

Are you serious? All those teen gossip magazines lied to me. Turns out I've been doing everything right. I'm honored, Jaycee, to know you approve of my bummish dressing habits.

You know what? That sounds really familiar. I swear I just saw him. It's like he's right in front of me, but damn, I can't remember.

[miyachoi]

I feel you there, just about all I can make is rice and those steamed vegetables you put in the microwave. Instant ramen that’s already in the cup, or the ramen you have to boil in a pot? That makes a difference here. I can’t even judge though, I think my family might Miya-proof the kitchen in a few months. 

[are-lie]

Vegetables? Impressive. Oh, definitely cup ramen. The last time I tried boiling something in a pot I ended up with a pair of very-burned feet and the bench for the rest of soccer season. Miya-proof? What'd you do? The only way to Arelie-proof our kitchen would be to never let me in it . . and I just can't let that happen.

[setrdytfvhfaf-blog-blog]

Starve, seems like. Look, you don’t even have to actually order it - tell me what you want and I’ll pick one up on my way over?

Oh, yeah, sidenote, I’m coming over.

[are-lie]

That's be an unfortunate way to go out, wouldn't it? I'd rather just die gorging myself on pizza. Yeah, you're definitely a necessity in my life. As long as it has cheese on it, I'm down.

I expect you here ASAP. My house is too lonely and my fridge is too empty.

[jayceehar]

Def, man, def. If you ever need anymore great advice, you know who to hit up.

Hint: it’s a guy that has two thumbs.

[are-lie]

I guess two-thumbs should be expecting a call from me every morning when I try to decide whether or not it's socially appropriate to wear sweatpants to school on a daily basis.

I just have to find him, first . . I feel like my choices haven't been narrowed down by much.

[setrdytfvhfaf-blog-blog]

Sounds like an appropriate time to order a pizza.

[are-lie]

It seems like you're the one with the brain in this friendship. Geeze, what would I even do without you, Kit Kat?