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@jayceehar
Well, what were you thinking? Besides the innate ability to make people think they’ve actually lost their minds.
Start a band, create your own basketball team, go on Family Feud, save the world -- that kind of stuff, you know?
Alright, last time I checked I didn’t know Heffes had more mommy issues than Annie — but the cry babies are really bringing down my third season renewal buzz considering yes, bitches. You’ll be seeing me and my madre for yet another season Monday nights on E. Get on my level.
Hell yeah, hell yeah! Best show ever!
Five of me? Jaycee, there’s barely enough breathing room for one of me. If there were five of me there would definitely be an all out battle to the death; I would get so tired of myself, so fast.
You'd Hunger Games yourself? That's pretty... brutal.
If you think the word ‘mommy’ has left my mouth in any universe then you are sadly mistaken, Harding.
On the flipside, it would be really cool if I was the product of illegal cloning.
Quick- what would you do if there five of you? I think that I would mostly just mess with people, make them think that they're going crazy. Hilarious.
Alright! Let’s get this party started!
... Dude. It's Mother's Day.
Heyyy, Beautiful. Need anything? Some cookies? A nerf gun? A surrogate punching bag?
My eight year old cousin just rickrolled me and walked away laughing like he’d discovered the knock knock joke. Gotta love these family reunions.
Your baby cousin is going to grow up to be a very powerful man.
'Happy Mother's Day' takes on a new level of uncomfortable when brunch is with your dads and a surrogate you see twice a year.
Could be worse. You could be a product of illegal cloning and then who are you going to call mommy?
@evecas: @seeyajaycee no
@evecas: pics or it didn't happen @seeyajaycee
@seeyajay: @evecas i have a before pic just 4 u
@seeyajay: https://31.media.tumblr.com/ef1a9c9ff6232eca422798e059d54eb1/tumblr_inline_n5a43j1yvP1sytzb8.png @evecas
@seeyajay: seein all these tweets about finals and ap tests and i'm sitting here like "i ate a taco with no hands for breakfast"
Yeah, that girl.
Does it count if you taught it to me wrong? Totally cruel, by the way; I tried to use it when I was volunteering in the Mixed Ability class and was very politely asked never to return by the teacher, so.
Because, you see, that's hilarious. In my defense I really didn't think you'd buy it because it feels totally obvious, yet here we are. And then you proceeded to ask me to teach you all the dirty ones I know, so we both know you're not even mad.
Seven? For Michelle? Bullshit, utter bullshit. I’m better than Michelle on nothing but water.
I was totally joking. Like, ha ha, Jaycee made a funny.
But Beyonce is a beautiful creature who cannot be duplicated. Maybe you can hit a Kelly, but never a Beyonce.
Marshmallows totally just, like, balloon the fuck up in microwaves. I know what I’m doing with my left over Easter peeps.
Ballooning them the fuck up?
Ladies and gentlemen the real question tonight is, how many glasses of wine will it take for me to look like Beyonce on the dance floor?
I'm going to say a solid seven will get you at least to a Michelle.
But why do people think they can just look through my journals and sketchbooks without asking. Most of these idiots know how I am, they are just asking to get their hands chopped off. I swear to god, one of these days homicide is gonna be number one on my to-do list.
I used to keep a journal- hid it in a clever-as-frick place, too. My sister made it her duty to find it, and she did, but she found the tail of one of her My Little Pony dolls inside and needless to say she didn't read past the first page.
That's how you gotta do it.
France is pretty cool and all, but I’ll admit I missed it here.
Hey! Welcome back to the states, dude!
