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#stink bug au afterdark - for mature/horny thoughts about my stink bug au
#bloodloathing divorce afterdark - for mature/horny thoughts about my bloodloathing divorce au
LMAO (for context I’ve been scrolling through your blog) the thought of Abolish being trained in fucking is just. Really funny to me. Now, how does that work, I have no idea. Sex ed 2? Organization-arranged orgy? Who knows.
Listen it's very important to me that this man has just SO many skills. Sex is just one of them. And I like him being really nonchalant about sex because of it.
I do like the idea of Organisation-arranged orgy being part of the training lol
There'd definitely be a lot of study involved, especially if you add in vampire biology stuff. Like, vampire have slightly different sexual preferences (more kink heavy/sensation based than purely procreation-focused things) and like, different erogenous zones. Like, I imagine in stink bug au-style biology, a vampire's scent glands (on the neck, just below the ears, and on the inside of their wrists) are VERY sensitive. And those are the sorts of things agents are taught.
I don't think the sex stuff is like, mandatory training for agents, just an extra skill set that is offered. And Mr Perfectionist Abolish signed himself up for every single training course the Org offered, so of course he does the sex training too lol
Anyway I am very attached to the headcanon of asexual Abolish who is personally sex-neutral and yet is stupidly good at sex.
Scott has been watching Abolish, because Abolish has been watching Legundo. Things get interesting when he confronts the not-a-butler about it.
aka the bloodloathing divorce au toxic polycule
IMPORTANT: this fic has been pre-emptively rated Explicit. Chapter 1 does not contain explicit content, but it has very mature themes.
[cw: emotional manipulation, implied sexual content]
a short scene inspired by this post, aka Abolish having a very grey-sexual time in the bloodloathing divorce au
[contains: an off-screen blowjob, smoking, non-consensual voyeurism (the voyeur isn't really consenting either tbf), unhealthy relationships]
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Abolish stared down at the small tin, mentally dividing the contents, trying to decide if he could justify breaking into his increasingly limited supply.
Another heavy moan from the house behind him solidified the decision.
"Fuck…"
Scott's voice carried thickly through the air. Abolish started packing the tobacco into the paper.
He wasn't paid enough for this.
He had been doing a routine patrol through the town, when he had noticed the window to the clinic was pushed slightly open, and had heard quiet voices filtering out into the night air. Why the Doc hadn't rescinded Scott's invitation by this point, Abolish couldn't begin to understand. He had paused, but the discussion had sounded calm enough that he hadn't felt the need to intervene. He wished he had, because by the time he realised what direction the conversation was going in, it was far too late to stop it.
Scott couldn't have closed the goddamn window behind him, at least? Abolish thought bitterly. He brought the cigarette up between his lips, freeing up his hands to check he had easy access to a stake. With stake in hand, he raised a finger to the end of his cigarette and summoned the power he usually used to light the lantern hung at his hip. He'd run out of matches a week ago.
He took a long draw, savouring the warmth of it against the chilled air of the night.
"—so pretty on your knees—"
Scott was just quiet enough that Abolish didn't hear the full string of babbled praise. That explained why he hadn't heard anything from the Doc for a moment, though he didn't imagine him to be particularly vocal in bed.
… Not that he thought about what the Doc would be like in bed, of course.
God, this mission had gone so far past the initial briefing.
He wondered for a moment if maybe he should be going in there and stopping the series of increasingly bad decisions Legundo was making. But his job was to simply make sure Legundo didn't go down a path that put innocent people in danger. Giving his murderous ex-husband a blowjob wasn't the best decision the Doc had made, but it certainly wasn't the worst.
Abolish idly twirled the stake in his hand as he took another draw of his cigarette. He couldn't bring himself to begrudge Legs. Abolish had been watching Legundo's stress levels slowly and steadily rising as the weeks trapped in Oakhurst dragged on. He knew something was going to give — and soon — so he had been trying to make plans on how to mitigate some of the risk. He hadn't got to the point of considering putting the man on his knees, but…
Well, now the image was being so viscerally presented to him, he couldn't really argue with the fact that it would be some damn good stress relief for him.
Just a shame about his choice in partner.
"Fuck, there that's— Fuck."
Of course Scott was vocal during sex. Abolish leaned back against the stone wall of the back of the clinic and closed his eyes for a second.
He opened his eyes again at the sound of quiet footsteps crunching on the gravel. He locked eyes with Cleo, who was crossing from the fields back to her house. They paused, clearly taking in Abolish's expression.
"—fucking good to me, baby—"
Cleo visibly winced as Scott's words were cut off by a particularly loud moan.
'My sympathies,' they mouthed at Abolish. He gave them a grateful nod, and they hurried on their way.
"—there fuck, don't stop—"
At least it sounded like things might be drawing to a conclusion soon.
Abolish didn't want to have to light another cigarette.
He hoped this would be a one off situation, and Legundo would come to his senses quickly. Maybe he just needed to be reminded that there were other (better) options.
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A/N: Slowly easing myself into feeling brave enough to write smut again with the divorce au horrible toxic polycule being idiots :) Maybe Abolish should put Legs on his knees after this......
(Scott knows Abolish is there and is very much putting on a show for him).
Please return us to a world where Notp and squick are used for a ship you don’t like instead of just making up a load of bullshit about how immoral it is or w/e lol
a short selection of concepts and phrases that used to be commonplace in fandom and we’d really benefit from making that a thing again:
NOTP: the opposite of an OTP (One True Pairing). It is a ship a fan strongly dislikes. The word is a portmanteau of ‘no’ and ‘OTP’ and thus is not a contraction of any particular phrase.
Squick: anything that is a deep-seated, visceral turn-off. Squicks may be shared by many fans or be specific to one; one person’s kink may be another person’s squick.
YKINMKATO, or kink-tomato: Your Kink Is Not My Kink, And That’s Okay: used to indicate support for fannish diversity and to distinguish between disapproval or kink shaming and simply having different taste.
DLDR: Don’t Like, Don’t Read: a phrase used to warn against complaints about an aspect of fic or meta. A “live and let live” philosophy of fandom, which places the responsability for avoiding content one doesn’t want to see on the side of the fanwork consumer, rather that on the creator’s.
SALS: Ship And Let Ship: similar to the above specifically about shipping tastes.
YMMV: Your Mileage May Vary: a phrase used to acknowledge that any given individual’s personal opinion on the topic at hand may differ due to their own tastes, standards, values, experiences, etc.
As the OP points out, all of these crucially imply no moral judgment of what they’re designing.
(definitions lifted more or less wholesale from fanlore’s relevant pages)
This was sent to my main blog, but I thought I’d be able to answer it better here.
You can’t tell me they don’t have angry, mid argument sex. Legs is fuming and shouting and getting up in Scott’s face, and Scott just tilts his head and grins at him and then they’re making out.
I think Scott would absolutely have to bait Legs into anything in that sort of realm, but he would definitely do it.
They have a very fluctuating dynamic, swapping between sweet and tender, and toxic and violent constantly. Scott would get a lot out of both dynamics, Legs obviously prefers things a bit softer and kinder, but he does have a bit of a mean streak, so it might be good for him to take it out on someone who would enjoy it, ya know?
a short scene inspired by this post, aka Abolish having a very grey-sexual time in the bloodloathing divorce au
[contains: an off-screen blowjob, smoking, non-consensual voyeurism (the voyeur isn't really consenting either tbf), unhealthy relationships]
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Abolish stared down at the small tin, mentally dividing the contents, trying to decide if he could justify breaking into his increasingly limited supply.
Another heavy moan from the house behind him solidified the decision.
"Fuck…"
Scott's voice carried thickly through the air. Abolish started packing the tobacco into the paper.
He wasn't paid enough for this.
He had been doing a routine patrol through the town, when he had noticed the window to the clinic was pushed slightly open, and had heard quiet voices filtering out into the night air. Why the Doc hadn't rescinded Scott's invitation by this point, Abolish couldn't begin to understand. He had paused, but the discussion had sounded calm enough that he hadn't felt the need to intervene. He wished he had, because by the time he realised what direction the conversation was going in, it was far too late to stop it.
Scott couldn't have closed the goddamn window behind him, at least? Abolish thought bitterly. He brought the cigarette up between his lips, freeing up his hands to check he had easy access to a stake. With stake in hand, he raised a finger to the end of his cigarette and summoned the power he usually used to light the lantern hung at his hip. He'd run out of matches a week ago.
He took a long draw, savouring the warmth of it against the chilled air of the night.
"—so pretty on your knees—"
Scott was just quiet enough that Abolish didn't hear the full string of babbled praise. That explained why he hadn't heard anything from the Doc for a moment, though he didn't imagine him to be particularly vocal in bed.
… Not that he thought about what the Doc would be like in bed, of course.
God, this mission had gone so far past the initial briefing.
He wondered for a moment if maybe he should be going in there and stopping the series of increasingly bad decisions Legundo was making. But his job was to simply make sure Legundo didn't go down a path that put innocent people in danger. Giving his murderous ex-husband a blowjob wasn't the best decision the Doc had made, but it certainly wasn't the worst.
Abolish idly twirled the stake in his hand as he took another draw of his cigarette. He couldn't bring himself to begrudge Legs. Abolish had been watching Legundo's stress levels slowly and steadily rising as the weeks trapped in Oakhurst dragged on. He knew something was going to give — and soon — so he had been trying to make plans on how to mitigate some of the risk. He hadn't got to the point of considering putting the man on his knees, but…
Well, now the image was being so viscerally presented to him, he couldn't really argue with the fact that it would be some damn good stress relief for him.
Just a shame about his choice in partner.
"Fuck, there that's— Fuck."
Of course Scott was vocal during sex. Abolish leaned back against the stone wall of the back of the clinic and closed his eyes for a second.
He opened his eyes again at the sound of quiet footsteps crunching on the gravel. He locked eyes with Cleo, who was crossing from the fields back to her house. They paused, clearly taking in Abolish's expression.
"—fucking good to me, baby—"
Cleo visibly winced as Scott's words were cut off by a particularly loud moan.
'My sympathies,' they mouthed at Abolish. He gave them a grateful nod, and they hurried on their way.
"—there fuck, don't stop—"
At least it sounded like things might be drawing to a conclusion soon.
Abolish didn't want to have to light another cigarette.
He hoped this would be a one off situation, and Legundo would come to his senses quickly. Maybe he just needed to be reminded that there were other (better) options.
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A/N: Slowly easing myself into feeling brave enough to write smut again with the divorce au horrible toxic polycule being idiots :) Maybe Abolish should put Legs on his knees after this......
(Scott knows Abolish is there and is very much putting on a show for him).
I have very fond feelings for that fic of yours with Abolish taking Scott apart, but ever since reading it I feel the reverse would be just as fun to play around with!! Just some Scott-mandated sensory deprivation and "stop thinking stop worrying just let me make you feel good over and over. let me take control for tonight. no thoughts no feelings no sensations other than pleasure." Mind forcibly off the paperwork and the concerns and the fears. Sexual or even just like. Massage or some shit.
Relates to the Scott ideology of remembering the good and living life to enjoy it. Also give him his mandated dom enrichment time, being bratty is just one aspect in my mind. Anyway. Scenario could work with either Abolish or Legs tbh.
Thank you! I am quite proud of that fic, I was so nervous posting it but people seemed to really like it :)
I love the image of Scott pulling his partner aside (I'm going with Abolish in a CoY-style, post canon relationship for this but ur right, could totally work for pre-divorce Legs as well) and just going "time to turn that brain off". And he fully intends for it to turn sexual, but it starts so slow. He gets Abolish on the bed and makes him lie face down and starts giving him this slow, deep massage. He's talking to him quietly, and it's just skin and sensation and Scott presses into a particularly tight spot between his shoulders and Abolish is so deep by that point he just straight up cums.
Scott just like "damn, I knew I was good, but I didn't think I was *that* good", Abolish is too blissed out to even call him an asshole about it
Omg I didnt know you had an NSFW alt blog hiiiii. Anyways my asks normally have L3gundo with a more "submissive/shy(¿" view bcs a lot of works have him in a more "dominant" way, but I like putting my favs on that sub spot lol. Anyways yayyyy they (and Ab0lish) are freaks!!!
(I censored the names just in case lololol)
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hi welcome to my freak zone :)
sub Dr Legundo is so good
Goldsmith is a power bottom, Legs is a service top and Abolish is a perfect switch. Their relationship would be toxic as hell but they would have some Damn Good Sex. I stand by this.
Ohh imagine if in the past (or present, both could work) someone makes Legundo feel like really bad about smt and he is really sad and miserable (when he isnt tbh) and feel awful. Scott would notice and immediately switch up and lock in to hunt down who made his husband sad.
(Some mixed feelings about that too, bcs Scott does care a lot about Legundo ofc. Buuuuttt also is just that he is the only one that should be allowed do make Legs suffer)
I just like scenarios where they are protective of eachother but also with a weird undertone going on
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ok but imagine - instead of Scott going after the person who upset Legs (it was probably Owen lol), he goes to Legs
Legs shut down their sire-fledgling bond as much as physically possible after the divorce but there’s still flickers, moments when his strongest emotions still break through, and Scott gets a pulse of anguish from him and drops everything and flys to town.
Legs is kicking himself for never rescinding the invitation he was basically tricked into giving Scott during the early days. Just do it, just tell him he’s not invited, he keeps telling himself, and then he doesn’t. He keeps telling Scott to leave him alone but he can’t seem to bring himself to formally remove the invitation.
He’s standing in the clinic, upset and angry (maybe Owen has refused to be turned, and they had a typical bloodletting divorce conversation about it), and suddenly Scott flys in the room. Legundo knows he should tell himself to leave, he doesn’t want him there, but then Scott’s got a hand cupping his face, and he’s calling him Sire so sweetly (“Don’t waste your tears on the ungrateful, Sire” “Don’t call me that.” “Why shouldn’t I?”) (Legs doesn’t have an answer).
He should kick Scott out.
He should *kill* him
He *definitely* shouldn’t be leaning in and kissing him. Whoops.
(Abolish is listening at the window with a stake. He does not want to be here).
Abolish leaning against the back wall of the clinic with a stake in one hand, a cigarette in the other and a thousand yard stare while Legs and Scott have loud rebound sex.
Cleo walks past, makes sympathetic eye contact and then walks as far away as possible.
was rereading some stuff for the bloodloathing divorce au and had to laugh at the line break on the highlighted section, because I headcanon that Abolish very much *is* trained in fucking
working on the next chapter of stink bug au and I think I’ve finally decided that yes, these two idiots are gonna have to fuck. Not in this chapter, but it’s gonna happen. I’ll do a fade to black in the main fic and then post whatever awful nonsense they get up to separately, just to keep the main fic m rated. But yeah, I was 90% sure they were going to when I started writing it, but the interactions in this chapter have solidified it lol
