getting followed by porn bots is weird and thatâs coming from a guy with multiple đ„” concubines
this is really resonating with the subjects
step aside you old cut-sleeve, i shall court these maidens!
Iâm an emperor actually @chasingtheskyline
the marquis of homo WISHES he had a fraction of my imperial glory!
right so iâm one of the most well regarded emperors in the history of china and youâre the guy who had to put âshut up about the mercuryâ in his bio
I AM NOT OWNED! I AM NOT OWNED!!!
I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN EARN THE LOVE OF MY CITIZENS!
I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN ADEQUATELY PREPARE MY SUCCESSOR!
I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN ESTABLISH A STABLE DYNASTY!
Man this must be so funny if you are in any way knowledgable about chinese history
chinese history 101:
iâm the cool emperor who was born a peasant and rebelled against qin shi huangâs government which would have me executed. this led to me being shooed into emperor position and starting an extremely successful 400ish year dynasty many things are still named after, and which is commonly referred to as Chinaâs first golden age. also i was bisexual and awesome qin shi huang on the other hand is chinaâs first emperor and 4 years older than me, often viewed as tyrannical and paranoid. his court physicians thought mercury would make him immortal and his dynasty lasted all of 14 years. he was famous for being strict and killing a lot of people, banning literature, using mandatory unpaid (corvĂ©e) labour on government projects, and making a lot of bad decisions. also people tried to murder him a bunch and the ways they did it are on par with wile e coyote


















