on the beach in the winter

when the waves were mad

[cameroncassmores]

[segamascott]

[cuunos]

*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*

[segamascott]

[angelonxanax]

I see the evil in you and I don't mind

[cobaltspartan]

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

[insecuregodcomplex]

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

When the group chat arguing and bro starts messaging you privately

[malinaa]

what if we all explode

[derring-do]

This very production of Orpheus & Eurydice is now available to stream, free, for the month of June.

[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

[saffronbaklava]

that coffee and pastry will save your life btw

[niceinchnails]

I love it when it feels like this

[cameroncassmores]

just remembered lessons in chemistry....sigh

[firewalkwithmedvd]

[desperately trying to sexualize doing laundry] putting... my load... in the

[crabussy]

half asleep in a sunbeam and the sun suddenly shifted directly to my General Dick Area

[crabussy]

(talking to a crowd of people large enough to fill a very big sports stadium) hi everybody. sunbeam on my p(crowd erupts into thunderous applause startling me so bad that I run into a wall and die)

[crabussy]

artistic depiction of the event

[crabussy]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

your penis is died. game oval

[crabussy]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

dude pay attention

[crabussy]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[muppetshow2026]

when you are eating chips you will often be like well how about one more chip? and then you will eat one more chip and be like well how about one more chip? and what do you think happens after that?

[apricotdiary]

LEWIS PULLMAN as CAMERON CASSMORE and SALLY FIELD as TOVA SULLIVAN

Remarkably bright creatures (2026)