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electrohazard

hiw do i play mahjonng

arenaconspiracy

hiw DO yoy bplay yourjonng?

#reblog #this is true #mutual sighting #the real questions

mammalfriend

me playing splatoon genuinely

#reblog #this is frightening

epicsause-official

buying bot interaction to boost tumblr engagement is so lame wtf

see im less insulted by the idea that i would fake post interactions and more by the idea that i would spend money on it. i am a software pirate who never spent a single money on a movie, let alone on numbers on a blogging website. stay jealous anon

#reblog #this is true

mahajio

Watching people laud AO3 as some sort of bastion of progressivism and preaching the whole “Don't like it? Don't read it!” etiquette makes me uniquely bitter. If I want to read a fic of my favorite characters, I have to first sift through hundreds of fics that are blatantly racist, ableist, and/or misogynist, or otherwise employ paper doll characterization, in order to maybe find one that I might enjoy. There isn't just some magic tag I can use to filter out all the dogshit. People don't tag based on how discriminatory their writing is.

#reblog #this is true

blemgoid

my stepson loves helping me with chores

#reblog #this is true

badassdemonsword

#reblog #this is awesome

threedollarsdotcom

stupid fucking asteroid killed all the dinosaurs so that the planet went into the ice age and homo sapiens evolved from whatever the fuck and could invented glasses getting dirty

#reblog #this is true

God I forgot that I follow you arena, well it is easy to forget when I follow so many but yeahh..

Oh well, I'll forget then remember again later, tis the cycle.

#arena originals

homunculus-argument

My first piece of advice on the subject is that regardless of what anatomical situation you are dealing with, there is no actual credible, reliable way to physically or medically determine whether or not someone has had sex before. There is no indicator either way, in any physical sense, that would be reliably found in people who have had sex before and be reliably absent on people who haven't, and vice versa. If you find yourself in a situation where someone thinks they need to know whether or not you are a virgin, you can literally just lie. You can just say you're whatever option gets you the outcome you'd rather have.

My second piece of advice on the subject is to do whatever you can to avoid ending up in places where anyone thinks they need to know whether or not you're a virgin. And if you find yourself in one, you should do whatever you can to get out of there.

#reblog #this is true

communistojousama

My basic thing is "If your definition of capitalism could also describe the economy of ancient Sumeria, then it's not a good definition"

cdubsy

#reblog #this is true #undescribed

arenaconspiracy

me getting cyberstalked will never not feel funny to me

#in light of recent events

real-language-facts

Is it true that on the first day of linguistics school they make you pronounce the entire IPA and if you fail you get shot and dumped into a river?

not really, no, but i like this world youve concocted. we will make it happen

#reblog #this is frightening

real-language-facts

here are my suggestions for classic pieces of literature adapted as stoner films:

Moby Dank

Fahrenheit 420

Dr Junkie and Mr High

Skunkenstein

Pot and the Pendulum

Wuthering Highs

The Wrong Bong

#reblog #this is true #much to think about

epicsause-official

an inventor pacing back and forth in their workshop, with a blackboard in the center of the room that has the phrases "MAJOR LEAGUE PONY" and "MY LITTLE BASEBALL" underlined and circled

#reblog #this is frightening #much to think about

epicsause-official

just got an idea for a banger couples shirts design

#reblog #this is true

epicsause-official

i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty

epicsause-official

heres kinda what i mean

#reblog #this is true #much to think about

mammalfriend

#reblog #this is scary

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