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electrohazard

hiw do i play mahjonng

arenaconspiracy

hiw DO yoy bplay yourjonng?

#reblog #this is true #mutual sighting #the real questions

epicsause-official

if msg improves the taste of food that much just imagine what a multisodium glutamate could do

#reblog #this is true #much to think about

cavernclaw

How it feels to be mutuals with someone for over a year

#reblog #this is true #mutual sighting

beemovieerotica

#reblog #this is awesome

bonequest

#reblog #this is dubious #much to think about

is it really protecting your image if nobody knows why you even did that

spiderdotexe

I had a dream i played an old isometric life simulation game and i found its simpsons collaboration Content so i played it and i accidentally made alot of barts in a lab and they all grew teeth and gangly limbs and they ate homer alive. When i woke it was pouring deafening rain

#reblog #this is frightening #much to think about

I had to shut down my computer by cutting power at the PSU and now pulseaudio says my audio device is by a different brand? hello??

#arena originals

epicsause-official

look im no 9/11 conspiracist but i find it very weird how after the attacks the us government decided to track down and kill this "osama" guy, instead of, yknow, the pilots who actually perpetrated the attack

#reblog #this is true #much to think about

baradragon

postmodern furry roleplay scenario

scruff-mutt

#reblog #this is true #mutual sighting #much to think about

bonesawenthusiast

Security Checkpoint

#reblog #this is true #space station 14

epicsause-official

woke up with a very vivid memory of this tumblr post i saw in my dream

i still have no idea what it means

#reblog #this is true #much to think about

trogort

Be honest. Can a lil white boy with some swag pull pussy at the circus?

#reblog #this is dubious #much to think about

creamycuppy

tekken victor costume ideas. go

sunsetbyplane

i have heat miser and snow miser

#reblog #this is true #mutual sighting

mastergir

This is absolutely the funniest spam email I've ever gotten.

#reblog #this is true #totleighsoft yes. you agree. this is good

kidzbopdeathgrips

i just fucked the great pyramid of giza

egyptian government wasn't watching so i made love to it so sensually

kidzbopdeathgrips

they only figured out what happened when they noticed it blushing and smoking a cigarette and saw my footprints in the sand running away

yugirimistwalker

i tried drawing this iconic post 😊

kidzbopdeathgrips

looks great!

#reblog #this is true #caliborn from home stuck

what-even-is-thiss

I think I got into writing humor and comedy because I just say things that I think are normal and then people laugh at them. Something is fundamentally broken in my brain i think. But oh well. Might as well pretend that I’m doing it on purpose so that I don’t spiral into the existential dread of realizing that everyone sees the natural parts of my thought processes as being fundamentally unserious amirite ladies

what-even-is-thiss

When I was a kid adults used to tell me that I was funny and laugh at things that I thought were normal descriptions of things and I was just confused all the time.

I just naturally describe things weird I guess? Like describing something as the faded part of town because businesses can’t afford to repaint their signs and so all the signs look faded is a funny description to some people apparently. I thought I was just being accurate.

But anyways if describing the redwood trees in your neighbors yard as some sort of spiky green cone shaped cottonball that’s blocking your goddamned view isn’t a normal way to speak apparently then like what choice do you have but to pretend that you’re doing it on purpose?

Anyways I’m sure that my love of surrealism is completely unrelated.

#reblog #this is true #how it feels sometimes

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