Under the crack in the door

can you tell i have no floor?

[areyoubeingsirius]

introduction

she/they

lesbian

entp

a huge fucking nerd

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[piouscoffeelover]

i miss you 2012 avengers. i miss you the avengers tower. i miss you irondad and spiderson. i miss you meme lord shuri and peter. i miss you loki lingering in the tower for no other reason than that he's the main love interest. i miss you poptart-eating thor. i miss you grumpy bucky barnes. i miss you old man, chronically offline steve rogers. i miss you clint in the vents. i miss you girls night with wanda and natasha. i miss you resurrected, shamelessly flirty pietro. i miss you clueless, socially inept vision. i miss you the rare bruce banner feature. i miss you sassy sam wilson. i miss you cheeky reader who always called fury by his first name. i miss you super nanny phil coulson. i miss you christmas avengers blurbs in the middle of the fanfiction written by an autistic 14 year old. i miss you 😔😔😔

[aurora-sadprose]

put down that c.ai thing and read y/n fics like god intended.

[areyoubeingsirius]

do you ever see someone looking particularly fine and suddenly you see them completely differently?

happened to me yesterday and genuinely took my breath away

i was stunned

like woah i didn’t realise i could see you in that way

[areyoubeingsirius]

HAPPY PRIDEEEE

i meant to do it this morning but latin lit was taking up my brain space

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[avhira]

I could use some luck

[sca-nerd]

[jesfern]

Out here dreaming up posts that are only funny if you are familiar with the plot of the Odyssey, the classic 1870 sci-fi novel Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea, the 2003 film Finding Nemo and also know the Latin word for "no one".

Fortunately this is tumblr and everyone loves stupidly niche jokes. Here is my vision:

[areyoubeingsirius]

this is brilliant

[linguistanora]

“I can’t fucking do this” - I mutter for the twentieth time as I continue to fucking do it

[my-love-all-mine]

[agentinlove]

we blinked

[areyoubeingsirius]

spider-man is genuinely my favourite character to exist in the entire world

he means more to me than some real people

ugh i can’t wait for bnd

wait no i can wait i don’t wanna see my king like that

also i believe that spider-man should be hyphen-less - spiderman

like superman

it’s js nicer to look at and has a nicer feel

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

I think ao3 is literally the only site where no censorship means no censorship. you can post the most vile things on there — things that will get taken down on any other platforms — and ao3 will protect you, your works, and your rights to create whatever you want, however you want.

and no, this isn’t me saying “write that messed up, disgusting thing” because while, yes, write it if it’s what you want (I myself enjoy writing dark fics, something I believe would be considered “vile” to a lot of people), this is me saying in a world of censorship and capitalism, ao3 really is a treasure.

everybody say thank you ao3

[midnights-dragon]

In case anyone is having a bad night

(The best of this post and its reblogs, but with links that work)

Here is a website where you can scroll down to all the different levels of the ocean 

Here is a website where you can see the future of the universe

Here is a website where you can press a ‘make everything okay’ button, over and over, until things really are okay

Here is a website that you can read if you feel like a burden

Here is a website where you can look at strobe illusions (TW strobe/flashing)

Here is a website where you can cut stuff up (TW blood/sh)

Here and here are websites where you can play with sand

Here is a website where you can draw with macaroni and other fun foods

Here is a website where you can paint someone’s nails

Here is a website where you can grow a garden with emojis

Here is a website with hundreds of videos of people hugging you (rightfully dubbed ‘the nicest place on the internet’ because it really is, y’all, it made me cry)

Here is a website that will take you to other useless websites

Here is a website where you can make a tiny cat play bongo drums (and other instruments!)

Here is a website to help give you gentle reminders <3

Here is a website where you can grow a tiny farm

Here is a website where you can take a bunch of scientific personality tests

Here is a website of calm rain noise

Take a breath. It’s going to be okay, I promise.

[mushroombea]

gosh this is sensory heaven I just had to reblog it

[sirswooshnoodles]

Here is a website that is just gifs of rotating sandwiches, there are many kinds of sandwiches to see spin slowly!

[uniicorns-arereall]

you know what, fuck it be free, keep reading that bad fan fiction, keep writing that bad fanfiction, keep using y/n, keep staying up to 4 a.m reading x reader, to be cringe is too be free

(just NO a.i)

[bilover]

if i bring a book someplace it doesn't necessarily mean i want to read it mayb i just want to take her on a walk. Get her some fresh air and a change of scenery