#he's so good damn#obvs he doesn't have the same athleticism as the students#but he's so much more in control of his body#he moves much more self assuredly#and doesn't exaggerate the way the more inexperienced ones do#he knows exactly what to do and how to do it naturally#wow
Oh so that's what books mean when they talk about seeing a swordperson or a martial artist move and immediately knowing you're fucked. If I saw someone handle a weapon or switch martial art stances that smoothly and with that economy of motion, I would immediately know I was going to die.
i found a recording of the full performance on youtube!!!!!! the ✨aura✨ is INSANE!!!
(fun fact: i used to do chinese folk dances back in the day and my when my dance class traveled to outer mongolia one summer for an intensive dance workshop we had the opportunity to learn from some big name mongolian dance professionals - and we used snippets of this exact song during our workshop! really nostalgic for me :D)
Xenk Yendar, Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023)
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Sir Lancelot, BBC’s Merlin (2008-2012)
Propaganda
Xenk Yendar, Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023)
Portrayed by: Regé-Jean Page
Defeated Opponents:
- Eamon Valda [Abdul Salis], The Wheel of Time (2021-)
- Thraxus Boorman [Amar Chadha-Patel], Willow (2022)
- Giuliano de Medici [Bradley James], Medici (2016-2019)
- Prince Oberyn Martell [Pedro Pascal], Game of Thrones (2011-2019)
“He's a knight (paladin) so pure he'll make you sick. The goodest good guy to ever pick up a blade and swear to protect those who can't protect themselves. His autistic rizz has captured me body and soul. We meet him saving a child/cat (a twofer in ways to make you like a guy) and giving gold to a beggar. He kicks ass, he gives good advice, 'Neither virtue nor blade shall break' is on his sword. He's got gods most tragic backstory He's tooth-rotting perfect and it's glorious to watch.”
Sir Lancelot, BBC’s Merlin (2008-2012)
Portrayed by: Santiago Cabrera
Defeated Opponents:
- Sid [Luke Youngblood], Galavant (2015-2016)
- Chu Hun [Peter Ho], Double World (2020)
- Sultan Alauddin Khilji [Ranveer Singh], Padmavaat (2018)
- William Thatcher [Heath Ledger], A Knight’s Tale (2001)
“THE MOST PERFECT LANCELOT TO EVER LANCELOT. Sorry I don't make the rules. He's got pretty hair and kind eyes and a killer smile and he's brave and noble and gorgeous and idiotically self-sacrificing in every aspect of his life and he's got hidden chaotic depths and everyone falls in love with him a little bit!!!!!!! And how can they not!!!!!!!!! How could you ever resist that intensity of loyalty and gorgeous brown eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Additional Propaganda Under the Cut
Who is the Hottest Medieval Man?
Xenk Yendar [Regé-Jean Page] (Left)
Sir Lancelot [Santiago Cabrera] (Right)
Voting ended onJul 16, 2025
Additional Propaganda
For Xenk Yendar:
“It's basically a running joke through the movie how stupidly gorgeous and perfect he is. Because he is. He's so sexy in the confident, effortless way he approaches everything.”
(+ Edgin photobomb)
“A lawful good paladin who has seen so much destruction and yet is noble and sweet. If he had been around in the early tumblr days there would be a million flower crown edits of him. He literally saves a baby kitty. Also, extremely good with a blade and has too much faith in a sarcastic rogue.”
Regé-Jean Page as Xenk Yendar, Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023)
"the epitome of autism swag. kind and righteous and capital “S” Sexy. also him and chris pine are really gay in this one which adds to the hotness imo"
“He's the only person who has ever properly made me wonder if I was actually asexual after realizing that, but like dang, dunno if I'd still want him if he was real and in the room with me but I think I might be Xenksexual not ace. God I wish he'd force me to swear something on his book.”
Regé-Jean Page as Xenk Yendar, Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023)
“The autistic rizz is off the fucking charts, man”
For Sir Lancelot:
“He's just so pure and kind and romantic and also god*damn* his face is *literally* flawless and he's got those big brown eyes you could just fall right into and its an actual travesty that they only had him on the show like once a season he should have been a lead, that man deserves justice. For further propaganda I would like to submit the entirety of S2E4, which absolutely rewired my brain chemistry.”
“Hot as the dorky lowborn night with fluffy hair and as the evil, come-back-from-the-dead temptation.”
“Pretty much the whole of Camelot falls in love with him”
SANTIAGO CABRERA as LANCELOT in MERLIN 2x4: Lancelot and Guinevere
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