[yimmypee]

my therapist: yeah come on in, you can put your purse down wherever, i’ll be with you in just a second.

me:

[weloveshortvideos]

Michael Jackson hated touring lol 

[barelyfittingin]

Lmfaoo

[sugaredhoneyicedtea-deactivated]

My favorite video in all history

[dankmemeuniversity]

[artbussy-deactivated20181101]

I have so much cum on me I feel like a toaster strudel

[guayabaprince]

[cardiiib]

[assgod]

Me after sucking nut: so you lied about having a salad for lunch

[rosygl0w]

asdfghjkl

[womenandhorror]

When the hoe from salvation army glances at me

[bob-belcher]

[antiandrogen]

a classic

[politono]

[lindsaychrist]

i wrote almost every one of these tweets omg im famous 

[rorybbellows]

[lindsaychrist]

yall stan this?

[sntg]

[district3-deactivated20230204]

i saw this ad at 2 am last night and had to take a screenshot just to make sure i wasn’t hallucinating

[top-model]

[meanplastic-deactivated20140215]

my reaction to everything

[tyzenmaster8]

Put this in the history books.