[cardan-is-the-best-simp]

I love how nothing ever came of Jude just murdering Valerian and burying his body. She really just did that

And Cardan just does not give a single fuck. Like Jude just straight up killed one of his friends

That's absolutely hilarious to me

[sixpenceee]

Brain cells in a culture dish trying to form connections with one and other | source                         

[argentiniandisaster]

Quotes That Make Me Stay In Uni

“First rule of grad school—don’t ask about other grads’ dissertation timeline.”

Is it some kind of joke? Do you have a brain tumor? Do I have a brain tumor?

He appeared either unaware or uncaring that approximately two-thirds of his lab members were gaping at him. The remaining ones seemed to be on the verge of a hemorrhagic stroke.

And would you look at that: Adam Carlsen had dimples. Cute ones.

Whatever she’d ordered, it was disgustingly good. She was probably developing diabetes as she spoke.

“Or, you could stay mad, and we could go to your lab and throw test tubes full of toxic reagents at each other until the pain of third-degree burns overrides your shitty mood? Sounds like fun, no?”

Grad school was a mistake, but now it’s too late to back out of it because my self-worth is unbreakably tied to my academic performance, and what would even be left of me if I decided to drop out?

Just like that, one hundred billion neurons, one thousand billion glial cells, and who knew how many milliliters of cerebrospinal fluid, just ceased to exist.

She hated cancer so much. Not only had it robbed her of the person she loved the most, but it had also turned the happiest memories of her life into something bittersweet.

The joy of saying ‘I’m not that kind of doctor’ when someone is having a stroke on my airplane.

I can’t wait to see you change the world.

'Carry yourself with the confidence of a mediocre white man.'

“Good. Fine. I mean, I wish I were dead. But aside from that.”

“I wish you could see yourself the way I see you.”

A heart will break even more easily than the weakest of hydrogen bonds.

“I think that somewhere along the way I forgot that I was something. I forgot myself.”

For looking at her like she was the beginning and end of his every thought.

[argentiniandisaster]

Quotes That Keep Me Up At Night

I hate him so much that sometimes when I look at him I can hardly breathe.

I thought love was supposed to happen when you least expected it, like a sap to the skull.

“There’s always something left to lose,”

But if I can’t laugh, maybe I’m not so fine after all.

Everything will go on. But I am not sure that I can.

I keep bargaining for the same thing over and over: time.

I have lied and I have betrayed and I have triumphed. If only there was someone to congratulate me.

“Come back when returning feels like a hard choice instead of an easy one,”

----

“Power is much easier to acquire than it is to hold on to.”

Something is really wrong with me, to want what I hate, to want someone who despises me, even if he wants me, too.

But no one can escape fate.

Of all the things he’s ever done to me, making me like him so much is by far the worst.

“It seems I have a singular taste for women who threaten me.”

“Sweet Jude. You are my dearest punishment.”

A queen killing an ambassador does seem like a potential political problem.

----

You’re not fighting for a kingdom. That, you already lost.

I gave him everything . But he said that all the story had gone out of me.

I hate how much the idea of returning to Elfhame thrills me, hate how much I want another bite at the everapple, another chance at power, another shot at him.

I knew you from the moment you walked into the brugh.”

I feel like a constellation of wounds, held together with string and stubbornness

Maybe it isn’t the worst thing to want to be loved, even if you’re not. Even if it hurts. Maybe being human isn’t always being weak.

You’re afraid that he won’t tire of me? Because, my lady, I will always be a challenge.

“By you, I am forever undone.”

“My sweet nemesis, how glad I am that you returned.”

“I spent much of my life guarding my heart. I guarded it so well that I could behave as though I didn’t have one at all. Even now, it is a shabby, worm-eaten, and scabrous thing. But it is yours.”

If I couldn’t be better than my enemies, then I would become worse. Much, much worse.

“First I am going to kill you,” she tells him. “And then I am going to eat you.”

“I knew little else, but I always knew you.”

[argentiniandisaster]

pt 2: Quotes from How the King of Elfhame Learned to Hate Stories

He can’t believe his good fortune, can’t trace the path that got him here.

She feels as though she has something to prove at all times. Feels as though she has to earn the crown on her head over and over again.

Perhaps all the hatred in his heart was good for something after all.

A heart of stone can still be broken

What had she to be angry about, she who had been given everything he was denied?

“I am nothing,” Cardan said, “if not dramatic.”

It was too much, the way he thought about her. He knew it was too much, but he couldn’t stop. It disgusted him that he couldn’t stop.

If he gets himself killed like this, she is never going to let him live it down.

I don’t even understand why the things you say make me smile

“There is one thing I did like about playing the hero. The only good bit. And that was not having to be terrified for you.”

[seeleybooth]

Bones (2005-2017)

#Get closer I dare you

What is personal space???? : an Autobiography by Booth & Brennan - Season 2

[argentiniandisaster]

Quotes That Keep Me Up At Night

I hate him so much that sometimes when I look at him I can hardly breathe.

I thought love was supposed to happen when you least expected it, like a sap to the skull.

“There’s always something left to lose,”

But if I can’t laugh, maybe I’m not so fine after all.

Everything will go on. But I am not sure that I can.

I keep bargaining for the same thing over and over: time.

I have lied and I have betrayed and I have triumphed. If only there was someone to congratulate me.

“Come back when returning feels like a hard choice instead of an easy one,”

----

“Power is much easier to acquire than it is to hold on to.”

Something is really wrong with me, to want what I hate, to want someone who despises me, even if he wants me, too.

But no one can escape fate.

Of all the things he’s ever done to me, making me like him so much is by far the worst.

“It seems I have a singular taste for women who threaten me.”

“Sweet Jude. You are my dearest punishment.”

A queen killing an ambassador does seem like a potential political problem.

----

You’re not fighting for a kingdom. That, you already lost.

I gave him everything . But he said that all the story had gone out of me.

I hate how much the idea of returning to Elfhame thrills me, hate how much I want another bite at the everapple, another chance at power, another shot at him.

I knew you from the moment you walked into the brugh.”

I feel like a constellation of wounds, held together with string and stubbornness

Maybe it isn’t the worst thing to want to be loved, even if you’re not. Even if it hurts. Maybe being human isn’t always being weak.

You’re afraid that he won’t tire of me? Because, my lady, I will always be a challenge.

“By you, I am forever undone.”

“My sweet nemesis, how glad I am that you returned.”

“I spent much of my life guarding my heart. I guarded it so well that I could behave as though I didn’t have one at all. Even now, it is a shabby, worm-eaten, and scabrous thing. But it is yours.”

If I couldn’t be better than my enemies, then I would become worse. Much, much worse.

“First I am going to kill you,” she tells him. “And then I am going to eat you.”

“I knew little else, but I always knew you.”

[httpsyoonie]

i’m so sorry i’m still not over this sequence of sentences

[Image Description: An excerpt from the bonus chapter of The Love Hypothesis by Ali Hazelwood, highlighted in mint green. Text that reads, “Is there something you need? Name it. It’s yours. If I have it, it’s yours.” End ID.]

[d3adpoet]

[romancefairy]

the feminine urge to fall in love with the villain.

[rosiethorns88]

A new sketch featuring a scene from The Wicked King, behind the throne room, when Cardan is seeking Jude’s tutelage on how to seduce the enemy. This was voted on by my Patreons (submitted by Kimberly H.) for the October Sketch-a-Wish!

[abjworld]

one of those government approved walk

[argentiniandisaster]

when your professor says "you passed the exam"

[heart2big]

I can’t believe some of things u people make me read with my own two eyes

[adorablehowell]

make sure before any exam you are adequately hydrated!!!!!! so u can CRY when they hand you the test!!!!!

[intensional]

KDJDKSJSKNDJSKDNDNSNZJSS

[pashausta]

Me an Argentine after seeing this 😌

[macrolit]

from ml.books

[ithelpstodream]

[glitterz]

Omg rly ??

[ithelpstodream]

yes! really!

translifeline.org

US: [phone]

CANADA: [phone]

Pacific time: 8am to 2am

Mountain time: 9am to 3am

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Eastern time: 11am to 5am

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[aaliyahbreaux]

Okay so I just got off the phone with them. I talked to a trans girl named Aurora & she was super helpful! She gave me a few doctors to talk to & encouraged me to seek therapy instead of just rushing to get my pills. She literally found a trans friendly therapist in my town & I would definitely recommend giving them a call!

[nothappy-nonbinary-forpositivity]

GUYS COME SEE THIS!!!!!! I didn’t know about this, come look!!!!!!

[suriandtaal]

it literally would not be right to ever not reblog this

[podcastgalore]

For any trans followers I have. Stay safe and know you are loved

[apocketforchange]

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