We used to kiss with a passion matched only by how much I hate you now.
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We used to kiss with a passion matched only by how much I hate you now.
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things i wish i could tell him (pt. 3)
Starter Meme/List - TFLN Edition
[Text]: Dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate.
[Text]: My girlfriend/boyfriend/partner went down on me and as she/he/they did she/he/they hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
[Text]: Why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
[Text]: I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
[Text]: Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
[Text]: You got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
[Text]: A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
[Text]: So, apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tan line shaped like your sister/brother.
[Text]: WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH.
[Text]: Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
[Text]: So his/her mom/dad walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him/her off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
[Text]: We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature.
[Text]: If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
[Text]: Dude. I've never been with a guy/girl who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
[Text]: Apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him/her...
[Text]: Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
[Text]: I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way.
[Text]: We are all done wearing pants today.
[Text]: So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
[Text]: I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
[Text]: I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozzarella sticks.
[Text]: If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
[Text]: Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
[Text]: After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
[Text]: I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
wolves and girls, girls and wolves oh, so the stories go what all these poets dare not say is that every girl has wolves pacing rhythms in her heart
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They does..
❝ Goddamn right, you should be scared of me. ❞ (supercanary yo)
“I don’t remember using the word scared.” Sara narrowed her eyes on Kara. She then quirked her brow as a smirk began tugging on the corner of her mouth. “You’re cute, and you’re strong and your powers.. I might be jealous of, but I can assure you, I’d take you on any day, SG.”
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Anyone who loves in the expectation of being loved in return is wasting their time.
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Too often, the only escape is sleep.
Charles Bukowski
❛ Don’t you think you’ve had enough to drink? ❜
“And don’t you think you’ve being playing the “caring” Alpha too long?” Allison started as she looked upon Theo’s face and the concern that was placed there. Whatever. She knew he was always lying when it came to actually showing his thoughts and feelings, so if he was gonna lay that on her, she was choosing to ignore it. Besides, she had come here to get away from him for a couple hours, yet here he was. Sticking his nose in where it wasn’t wanted.
Taking another long drink of her beer, she nudged the guy beside her as if gesturing for another. They had seemingly clicked it off, and if she was in for the chance of free alcohol, she could at least take it. Looking down at the icy cold liquid as it was set in front of her, she chuckled before lifting it to her lips. “Can chimeras drink?” She asked, taking her first sip and then licking her lips, “or are they different from the werewolves in that respect?”
Drinking again, she shook her head, “actually. Don’t answer. I don’t wanna talk to you. And right now, I’m failing at that so.. Run along, Theo. You and I both know you’d rather be planning Beacon Hills domination rather than acting like a normal teenager for five minutes.”
❛ You ordered pizza without me? ❜
“You make it sound like I did something terrible. Clark, you said you’d be here like, an hour ago. But then you didn’t show up. I got hungry just like always do when I’m just back from kicking alien butt. And you know what I’m like when I’m hungry. I’m grumpy.” Kara started as she folded over the empty pizza box and looked at her cousin. Licking her fingers, she sat back on her couch before hugging the closest pillow to her and into her stomach. “If it makes you feel any better, I ordered three more? With extra onions, just how you like it. That’s gotta get me back into your good books.”
FRIENDS SENTENCE STARTERS
❛ Oh, don’t be mad — ❜
❛ I wish I could but I don’t want to. ❜
❛ He may not be my soulmate but a girl’s gotta eat. ❜
❛ I have to go before I put your head through a wall. ❜
❛ I’m not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ❜
❛ I’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love! ❜
❛ I think I’m having a stroke. ❜
❛ Is she aware of our…special situation? ❜
❛ I dumped him. ❜
❛ I say more dumb things before 9am than most people say all day. ❜
❛ I just realized I can sleep with my eyes open. ❜
❛ I’m curvy and I like it! ❜
❛ Food? Oh gimme. ❜
❛ How you doin? ❜
❛ I’m not even sorry. ❜
❛ Is it obvious I’m wearing six sweaters? ❜
❛ Welcome to the real world, it sucks! ❜
❛ Okay, I know it was a cheap shot but I feel so much better now. ❜
❛ Could she BE anymore out of my league? ❜
❛ You ordered pizza without me? ❜
❛ Go tell him he’s cute. What’s the worst thing that could happen? ❜
❛ OH. MY. GOD. ❜
❛ Shut up! You’re not my real mom! ❜
❛ Hell is full of people like you. ❜
❛ Okay, I’m not getting this. ❜
❛ Why don’t you be a grown up and come watch TV in the fort. ❜
❛ I hope it’s still funny when you’re in hell! ❜
❛ I just wanna go over there and kiss him. ❜
❛ How can I kiss him without letting him know that I like him? ❜
❛ Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. ❜
❛ If I had to I’d pee on any one of you. ❜
❛ Everybody looks so happy, I hate that. ❜
❛ If we were in prison you guys would be like my bitches. ❜
❛ My life is an embarrassment. I should just go live under somebody’s stairs. ❜
❛ In junior high this girl said a lot of mean stuff about me and I set her bike on fire. ❜
❛ __ ate my last stick of gum so I killed him/her/them. ❜
❛ Can you see my nipples through this shirt? ❜
❛ You’re not gonna try to make me join a cult are you? ❜
❛ Remember, a moment on the lips forever on the hips. ❜
❛ My wallet is too small for my fifties. ❜
❛ Don’t you think you’ve had enough to drink? ❜
❛ You don’t have a TV? What’s all your furniture pointed to? ❜
❛ Oh, I’m gonna have to write that down on my hand. ❜
❛ I guess things were just going too well for me. ❜
❛ No uterus, No opinion. ❜
❛ There’s more alcohol right? ❜
❛ Well aren’t we Mr/Ms the glass is half empty. ❜
❛ I am so excited, I may vomit. ❜
❛ Isn’t that just kick you in the crotch, spit on your neck fantastic? ❜
❛ Oh, I’m sorry did my back hurt your knife? ❜
i am made of war and she is made of love she mends what i tear apart the holes in the bronze hammered into my soul bruises blossom on her neck evidence of my savagery and she strokes my bones and clutches close my skin stitched together the patchwork pieces i would fight for her die for her again and again and again tear myself to ashes if only to fall between her fingers my wounds are jagged like broken glass and she kisses them and only when she rises do i see that there is blood on my hands and blood in her mouth i am made of war and she is made of love but what makes war if not love?
if ares is the god of war, why do we shrink so from aphrodite? (l.d.)
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Rubbing her hands together, Kara licked her lips, or.. technically they were Sara’s lips? She was still struggling to actually define the logistics of it all, and walked on ahead. The girl in her body trailing behind her. The White Canary had never done anything to annoy the Kryptonian before, but the more she joked about finally being able to feel Kara’s abs, the more Kara was beginning to lose her patience. “Yes, yes. Ha ha ha, “they’re made of steel.” That joke stopped being funny the second time you said it.” Sighing, the blonde leant against a wall that stood behind her and scratched her cheek.
“You know, you could be useful for like, a second and help me figure out how exactly we should switch back?” She paused again and looked over at the other girl. The other girl who was currently occupying her body. Or rather the other girl who was enjoying it too much that she was occupying her body. “Honestly? How would you like it if I started touching you like that?” She paused, lifted her hands to her face and groaned. “Ugh…I don’t even wanna know what you’re gonna say to that. Just, let’s work this body thing out, shall we?”
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