Going For A Neeky Chandos

With t' ladettes

[kaldwinss]

Cesare Borgia:  I will lead mankind into a new world! You cannot kill me! No man can murder me!

Ezio Auditore: 

[silenceofsixx]

[radestpierre]

History text post memes

[wtffanfiction]

Fandom: Naruto

“u wer sitting in ur hous. ten, sakura chan cam in. she wz wering a smexy maid outfit. her bewbs were hanging out. ‘master, nyaaaaaaaaaaaa~! i want ur dk in my kitty!!!!’ ‘go bak to teh kitchen u yelled and smakd her butty. suddenly, narutu cam in. he wantd ur dik 2. then u all were nakd and fuckd. ”

[little-fox-adventures]

Anthony Helton

[seraaphinamorgenstern]

Team Dragonstone + fake news sites (insp)

[comradebernie-deactivated201604]

DECODING YOUR KID’S TEXTS

gtg: get the guillotine brb: beheading ruthless bourbons ttyl: the terror yields liberty lmao: louis, marie, and oppressors omg: obviously marats gone rofl: revolution of France lives wtf: where’s the fertentity swag: secretly we assassinate Girondists

[argentumrook]

person: calm down

me: no i'm gonna keep complaining and be bitter about this, thanks

[cia-wearing-a-scarf]

[yankii-kun]

fallout new vegas(2010)

[vault-escape-artist]

why am i excited for a voiced fallout protagonist?

i’ll get to hear gold mines like these said out loud

[argentumrook]

Using the tumblr mobile app with a poor wi-fi connection is one of the worst goddamn things in life

[meitene]

[prince-warp-blog]

can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this

[nullandvoided]

[wondrousworld]

[death-by-lulz]

A wild cat and a fox isn’t the usual pair of best friends but this duo was discovered by fishermen on the shores of Lake Van in Turkey and have been together for over a year. Locals say their inseparable. Article.

[labias]

[joshing]

there is no difference