bees!

have u ever seen the sky? if u haven't maybe u've just never been outside because it's everywhere

[pr1nceshawn]

The Best ATM Withdrawal Defense

[alexanders-archives]

I’m here for women with powerful dogs!

[urocyonfox-deactivated20210104]

My land lady is a 90lb 88 year old woman with 5 full grown Rottweiler boys. They sit around her when she gardens and watch her like the secret service. If you show up to pay rent they all stand up and stand between you and her.

It’s intimidating to have 5 pony size boys all staring at you until she stands up realizes it’a you and walks to you.

My favorite part is she wades through them like swamp water saying in her cute old voice ‘move’ ‘move please’ and each one she nudges to move wags his whole body at her touch and stumbles out of the way like he’s been knocked over by a truck. It gives me life paying my rent.

[jarnesfranco]

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[jarnesfranco]

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[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

parents who tell their daughters they are ugly are bad parents

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

everyone who is replying to this with some variety of “that’s just how life is”

no

your parents fucked up and should not have treated you that way

they were wrong and you should say it

[techmomma]

This includes implied ugliness.

you need to lose weight

you’ll attract more boys if

you’re wearing that?

i wouldn’t wear that

this will flatter you more

you should wear more makeup

[angelxhoney]

Listen, Twilight could have been completely solved if they had just chosen a college over the Grand Forks high school. Like? Y’all look 18 forever? I know college seniors who look 16, it’s cool. They don’t eat? Man we’re poor too, y’all don’t see me eat ever. Y’all glitter in the sunlight? It’s cool I went to a rave once too, that glitter shit it hard to get off. Like c’mon. Why would you wanna be in high school for a milenia anyways.

[brucefromfamilyguy]

me to god

[realfeelings]

[gahdamnpunk]

“That’s cold. Hmu tho” asgsghASJHasjsdhaJSKjash

[uglynxggaforeva]

Effective Marketing lmao

[kindlles]

[catchymemes]

[therobotmonster]

When life gives you bears… trick them into doing market research?

[micdotcom]

[bando--grand-scamyon]

I love black women exercising their right to say EXACTLY how tf they feel despite public white opinion

[band-geek-727]

When has a male athlete ever been asked to smile

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you’re fortunate enough, your internal organs will spend their entire lifespan in absolute darkness.

[lupus-lunarem]

Not if I swallow this glow stick!

[real-kit-walker]

[jarnesfranco]

it’s weird not having her in my life anymore but idk i’m feeling better without her? i was just so angry at her all the time for what she did, and it wasn’t healthy

[loonyloomy]

One thing I like about Pixar films is how the happy ending isn’t always what you think it’ll be. The toys don’t go with Andy to college, Gusteau’s restaurant gets closed down, Mike and Sully get kicked out of university, Carl never gets Ellie to Paradise Falls. But they find out that what they wanted isn’t necessarily what they needed, and I really like the fact that kids get to learn that life doesn’t always turn out the way they dreamed and that’s okay.

[dailyfrogs]

lovondese

[anactualfrog]

wtf is lovondese

[dailyfrogs]

lovondese frogs baby!!!!!!!!

[everyonesasleepinthehouse]

[silvasaliva]

having cash is like having secret money. like whos gonna find out i’m buying tacos with this crisp $20 bill??? not my bank account, that’s for sure