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Appaloosa

They’re in the comments crying “it’s not a crime to be naturally thin!!” when Maude Apatow has been in the public eye since she was a child and has never once been anywhere close to this body type until recently. She has always been thin but she looked like a regular healthy young woman who was naturally thin, and now seemingly overnight has become severely underweight and visibly skeletal as part of a wider trend among her peers… like can we please be for reallllllllll I know we don’t wanna make women sad about their bodies but idk me personally I also don’t wanna feed their body dysmorphia by normalizing less and less body mass on women in general on a societal level until all these idols and influencers and their teenage fans just start dropping like flies of malnutrition and complications from dangerous weight loss methods but while still feeling reeeally pretty bc we don’t comment on women’s bodies unless we’re complimenting starvation victims on their disappearing waists😻 slay queen!

darkspaceboytoy

Incredibly violent take of mine but I actually don’t think you need to relate to a story in any way to enjoy it. You can enjoy a story even if you can’t point at a character and insert some aspect of your personality or identity into them. In fact I would argue the need for a character like that to be present in every single story you experience is a sign of stunted growth.

contemptible-scoundrel

THE FRENCH FUJOSHI: and you will put ze tips of your penise togezher, oui? and you will insert yourself into 'iz boyhole, oui?

contemptible-scoundrel

transbb

when i was in therapy i once expressed to my therapist that i really struggle with having pretty much zero idea of who i am as a person + she whipped out a piece of paper and suggested that we write down different aspects of myself. and i had no idea what to say bc ‘myself’ is a concept i’m not very familiar with so she started saying about my interests and how that’s part of me + i was like okay!! that makes sense!! so she clicked her pen and was like “you said you like video games before” and i was like sure bud :) and watched her write down, in capital letters ‘GAMER’ and i’ve never had so much terror struck into my h

ratparkprince

frodothefair

Ernest Hemingway, Islands in the Stream

json-derulo

woodwool

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

spaceshipsandpurpledrank

This is just cute

tartrazeen

I love when people have fun 💖

This is one of those stories you talk about twenty years later

yellow-cat

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

dungeonmastersconsortium

"I don't have a choice, I'm just following orders"

Have you considered smoking one (1) joint?

nasnyys

stardew pilled again <3

#elliott stardew valley

liarsblade

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

liarsblade