So, I finally discovered why I’ve been feeling like I’m being watched - and boy, do I have a story to tell.
I was sitting on the beach, again - as you do, when there isn’t much else around - and all of a sudden, the weird feeling of having somebody’s eyes on me got a Lot stronger. Not caring how stupid I might have looked - and in the most likely scenario, there would have been nobody around to see it, anyway - I spun around with a yell, ready to confront (read: shout at) anyone who might have been there. I was actually quite surprised when it turned out that there was someone standing behind me. It was a man, maybe a couple of years older than me, incredibly attractive, and with an unmistakable sense of... presence... about him. All the things I’d been prepared to scream at a potential pervert just died, unsaid, in the face of this man. He was absolutely breathtaking - better looking even than Theseus. It wasn’t until I saw the garland of ivy leaves in his hair, and the pinecone on the staff he carried, that I recognised who he actually was. My assumptions that he was both a man, and young, were entirely wrong - he was no man, but the god Dionysus. Let me tell you, I was very glad I hadn’t shouted abuse at him. I sank to my knees and managed to say some kind of ritual phrase of greeting. For some reason, all the etiquette lessons they give you in the palace of Knossos suddenly dry up in the presence of an actual god.
Dionysus didn’t seem to mind my shout, and sudden silence. In fact, he took it with a wry grin, in remarkable good grace - the gods are notoriously touchy, after all. “Ariadne,” he said simply, and a shiver went through me to hear the voice of a god say my name. His voice was as beautiful as the rest of him, deep and rich, and I could only look up at him in wonder as he spoke. Every word seems to have imprinted itself on my memory, so I have no trouble quoting him. “I have been watching you since you came to this island, Ariadne of Crete,” he said. “You are one of the most beautiful mortals I have had the privilege to encounter. Theseus made a grave mistake, abandoning you here. I would rectify his mistake, if you are willing, and take you as my own wife.”
How could I say no to a proposal from a god? Of course I agreed! I felt a rush of wild excitement surge through me as he came closer, close enough to touch. And when he kissed me, I could taste the wine on his lips. I might be fickle, falling in and out of love with Theseus so quickly, but truly, I feel as if everything that has happened was to get me to this point. I’ve never felt so happy, more content, in all my life.
Dionysus says he will take me to Olympus with him, and I can’t wait for my new life to begin. I don’t know if I’ll have the opportunity to come back to this blog again - the internet doesn’t seem to be the place for gods - so it’s entirely possible that this will be my last post here. Still, what a note to end it on! This has been a journey and a half, and I’m glad - ecstatic! - that I’ve got to where I am now, in the arms of Dionysus.
Well, then. This is Ariadne, formerly of Naxos, even more formerly of Crete, signing off for the last time.









