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Do you think Icarus would be into wax play, or would that be a trigger for him?
Good morning to you, too
Hera: Zeus just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Hestia: What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it Dionysus: CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
Demeter: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!
Poseidon: YAS! BRING CRAB!
Patroclus: You believe me?
Odysseus: Patroclus, you’re the last good person on this planet. I‘d believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.
this is so stupid i’m so sorry
Hermes: I need a hoe opinion
Aphrodite: go on
God bless you @mountains-boy
Artemis: Ladies, it's time to stop "weaponizing" your looks and time to start wearing actual weapons. Forget winging your eyeliner sharp enough to kill a man and invest in some steel toed boots
men in ancient greece:
Hera: Tell Persephone about the birds and the bees Demeter: They're disappearing at an alarming rate
Athena: Can you please be serious for five minutes? Poseidon: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
Aphrodite: How would you like your hair cut?
Ares: Preferably with scissors, but a sword could be badass.
I thought of this in the shower
Clytemnestra: When I said, “bring me back something from the beach” I meant like a seashell or something. Agamemnon, trying to hold a seagull: Well you didn’t fucking say that.
Ares: I’ve done a lot of bleeding today. Like from my arm and vagina