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Do you think Icarus would be into wax play, or would that be a trigger for him?

Good morning to you, too

#Icarus #greek mythology #classics #greek myth #greek myths #tagamemnon #greek gods #mythology #gods and goddesses #greek gods and goddesses #ancient greece

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Hera: Zeus just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".

#hera #zeus #greek mythology #classics #greek myth #greek myths #tagamemnon #greek gods #mythology #gods and goddesses #greek gods and goddesses #ancient greece

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Hestia: What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it Dionysus: CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG

#hestia #Dionysus #greek mythology #classics #greek myth #greek myths #tagamemnon #greek gods #mythology #gods and goddesses #greek gods and goddesses #ancient greece

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Demeter: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

#demeter #greek mythology #greek myth #tagamemnon #greek myths #greek gods #classics #mythology #gods and goddesses #greek gods and goddesses #ancient greece

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Poseidon: YAS! BRING CRAB!

#poseidon #greek mythology #classics #greek myth #greek myths #tagamemnon #greek gods #mythology #gods and goddesses #greek gods and goddesses #ancient greece

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Patroclus: You believe me?

Odysseus: Patroclus, you’re the last good person on this planet. I‘d believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.

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doctorsiren

this is so stupid i’m so sorry

#wow this is funny #oddyseus #athena #greek mythology #Greek myth #Greek heroes #Greek gods #tagamemnon #incorrect myths #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek quotes #incorrect greek myths

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Hermes: I need a hoe opinion

Aphrodite: go on

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God bless you @mountains-boy

#Hermes #Aphrodite #greek mythology #tagamemnon #greek myth #greek myths #classics #classics memes #greek mythology memes #greek myth memes #greek myths memes

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Artemis: Ladies, it's time to stop "weaponizing" your looks and time to start wearing actual weapons. Forget winging your eyeliner sharp enough to kill a man and invest in some steel toed boots

#Artemis #gods and goddesses #greek gods and goddesses #greek mythology memes #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect mythology #apollo #incorrect greek gods #greek myth memes

thaliasthunder

men in ancient greece:

#greek myth #ancient greece #Greek mythology #greek literature #greek heroes #history #the odyssey

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Hera: Tell Persephone about the birds and the bees Demeter: They're disappearing at an alarming rate

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Athena: Can you please be serious for five minutes? Poseidon: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

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Aphrodite: How would you like your hair cut?

Ares: Preferably with scissors, but a sword could be badass.

#aphrodite #ares #greek mythology memes #greek myth memes #mythology memes #incorrect greek mythology #myths #apollo #incorrect mythology #incorrect greek gods

galactic-dragoness

I thought of this in the shower

#apollo #reblog #incorrect greek mythology #Greek mythology #mythology #Greek myths #green mythology memes

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Clytemnestra: When I said, “bring me back something from the beach” I meant like a seashell or something. Agamemnon, trying to hold a seagull: Well you didn’t fucking say that.

#clytemnestra #agamemnon #classics #greek myth #greek myths #tagamemnon #greek gods #mythology #gods and goddesses #greek gods and goddesses #classics memes #greek mythology memes

Ares: I’ve done a lot of bleeding today. Like from my arm and vagina

#is this something #this is something I said to myself today and thought it was funny #ares #greek mythology #classics #greek myth #greek myths #tagamemnon #greek gods #mythology #gods and goddesses #greek gods and goddesses #classics memes

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