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Taurus sun, Aquarius moon, Aries rising // I'm just trying to understand people

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The signs as vines (Part 1)

Aquarius: “THAT is not correct, because according to the encyclopedia of-”

Pisces: “It’s cold outside but I’m still dressing like a thottie, cause a hoe never gets cold.”

Aries: “why you always talking to yourself?” “ITS VINE GET OUT OF MY BUSINESS”

Taurus: “Aah! Stop! I could’ve dropped my croissant.”

Gemini: “Is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good book.”

Cancer: “I love you, bitch. I ain’t never stop loving you, bitch.”

Leo: “You know what? I love myself, even if I look like a burnt chicken nugget.”

Virgo: “Mary, is that the police? I’m calling the weed!” “420, what are you smoking?”

Libra: “Why the fuck you lying? Why you always lying? Oh oh my god, stop fucking lying”

Scorpio: “Pepsi bottle, a coca cola glass, I don’t give a damn.”

Sagittarius: “Gabby, if you like girls I’m not gonna judge you” “STOP, I LIKE BOYS”

Capricorn: “excuse my potty mouth, SHUT THE FUCK UP”

[scatteredastrology]

Songs for sun+moon combos

Aries

Aries sun, Aries moon: Greek Tragedy-The Wombats Aries sun, Taurus moon: Lisztomania- Phoenix Aries sun, Gemini moon: I Can Talk- Two Door Cinema Club Aries sun, Cancer moon: Mountain At My Gates- Foals Aries sun, Leo moon: Waste a Moment-Kings Of Leon Aries sun, Virgo moon: You’ve Got Something- The Jungle Giants Aries sun, Libra moon: Indigo Puff- Sundara Karma Aries sun, Scorpio moon: Seven Nation Army- The White Stripes Aries sun, Sagittarius moon: The Fire- Bishop Briggs Aries sun, Capricorn moon: XXX 88- MØ Aries sun, Aquarius moon: Time To Pretend- MGMT Aries sun, Pisces moon: A Dustland Fairytale- The Killers

Taurus

Taurus sun, Aries moon: Gold- Sir Sly Taurus sun, Taurus moon: Anchor- Novo Amor Taurus sun, Gemini moon: Unbelievers- Vampire Weekend Taurus sun, Cancer moon: The Love Club- Lorde Taurus sun, Leo moon: Electric Love-BØRNS Taurus sun, Virgo moon: Tessellate- alt-J Taurus sun, Libra moon: Strong- London Grammar Taurus sun, Scorpio moon: Grave Digger- Matt Maeson Taurus sun, Sagittarius moon: Live For The Moment-The Sherlocks Taurus sun, Capricorn moon: The Funeral-Band of Horses Taurus sun, Aquarius moon: What You Know- Two Door Cinema Club Taurus sun, Pisces moon: Dark Matter-Andrew Belle

Gemini

Gemini sun, Aries moon: Tyrants- Catfish and the Bottlemen Gemini sun, Taurus moon: Spirits- The Strumbellas Gemini sun, Gemini moon: Diet Soda Society- The Maine Gemini sun, Cancer moon: Round and Round-Imagine Dragons Gemini sun, Leo moon: Gold- Marina and the Diamonds Gemini sun, Virgo moon: How Do You Feel?-The Maine Gemini sun, Libra moon: Rose-Colored Boy- Paramore Gemini sun, Scorpio moon: Young & Unafraid- The Moth & The Flame Gemini sun, Sagittarius moon: Broken vow- The Kooks Gemini sun, Capricorn moon: Something Good Can Work- Two Door Cinema Club Gemini sun, Aquarius moon: Junk of the Heart (Happy)-The Kooks Gemini sun, Pisces moon: Kids- MGMT

Cancer

Cancer sun, Aries moon: If U Love Me Now- MUNA Cancer sun, Taurus moon: True Care- James Vincent McMorrow Cancer sun, Gemini moon: It Works Itself Out- Half Moon Run Cancer sun, Cancer moon: Cherry Wine- Overcoats Cancer sun, Leo moon: Into The Black- Chromatics Cancer sun, Virgo moon: Mother & Father- Broods Cancer sun, Libra moon: Empty hands- Mother Mother Cancer sun, Scorpio moon: Nothing to No One- Gin Wigmore Cancer sun, Sagittarius moon: Young Blood- Noah Kahan Cancer sun, Capricorn moon: The Wreck- Delta Spirit Cancer sun, Aquarius moon: Life on Mars- AURORA Cancer sun, Pisces moon: Matilda- Alt-J

Leo

Leo sun, Aries moon: Fire rides- MØ Leo sun, Taurus moon: Ready- Kodaline Leo sun, Gemini moon: Greetings from Califournia- The Neighbourhood Leo sun, Cancer moon: Pink+White- Frank Ocean Leo sun, Leo moon: Lets Dance To Joy Division- The Wombats Leo sun, Virgo moon: Angel of Small Death and the Codeine Scene- Hozier Leo sun, Libra moon: Piledriver waltz- Alex Turner Leo sun, Scorpio moon: Feeling Good- Muse Leo sun, Sagittarius moon: Always Where I Need To Be-The Kooks Leo sun, Capricorn moon: Chelsea Dagger- The Fratellis Leo sun, Aquarius moon:  Jungle- Tash Sultana Leo sun, Pisces moon: Learn To Let Go- Kesha

Virgo

Virgo sun, Aries moon: Sensible Heart- City and Colour Virgo sun, Taurus moon: Chasin’-Cub Sport Virgo sun, Gemini moon: The Draw- Bastille Virgo sun, Cancer moon: Unbearable Light- DAUNT Virgo sun, Leo moon: 17-Youth Lagoon Virgo sun, Virgo moon: Towers- Bon Iver Virgo sun, Libra moon: Opera House- Cigarettes After Sex Virgo sun, Scorpio moon: Small things-Ben Howard Virgo sun, Sagittarius moon: Dreamer- Adna Virgo sun, Capricorn moon: Smile Like You Mean It-The Killers Virgo sun, Aquarius moon: Sleepyhead- Passion Pit Virgo sun, Pisces moon: Buzzcut Season- Lorde

Libra

Libra sun, Aries moon: I Dare You- the xx Libra sun, Taurus moon: Soul to Squeeze- Red Hot Chilli Peppers Libra sun, Gemini moon: Jilted Lovers & Broken Hearts- Brandon Flowers Libra sun, Cancer moon: A Dream of You and Me- Future Islands Libra sun, Leo moon: Someday- The Strokes Libra sun, Virgo moon: It’s Alright- Fractures Libra sun, Libra moon: Whistle For The Choir- The Fratellis Libra sun, Scorpio moon: Misunderstood- Youth Club Libra sun Sagittarius moon: Little Wanderer- Death Cab for Cutie Libra sun Capricorn moon: Four Walls- Broods Libra sun, Aquarius moon: For What It’s Worth- Liam Gallagher Libra sun, Pisces moon: R.I.P 2 My Youth- The Neighbourhood

Scorpio

Scorpio sun, Aries moon: Aint No Rest for the Wicked- Cage The Elephant Scorpio sun, Taurus moon: Suck It and See-Arctic Monkeys Scorpio sun, Gemini moon: A Little Death- The Neighbourhood Scorpio sun, Cancer moon: I Follow Rivers- Lykke Li Scorpio sun, Leo moon: What Am I Becoming?-POP etc Scorpio sun, Virgo moon: Black Mambo- Glass Animals Scorpio sun, Libra moon: There Is A Light That Never Goes Out- The Smiths Scorpio sun, Scorpio moon: Dark Necessities- Red Hot Chilli Peppers Scorpio sun, Sagittarius moon: Arsonist’s Lullabye- Hozier Scorpio sun, Capricorn moon: Off She Goes- Bad Suns Scorpio sun, Aquarius moon: Graveyard Whistling- Nothing But Thieves Scorpio sun, Pisces moon: Sleep Forever-Portugal. The Man

Sagittarius

Sagittarius sun, Aries moon: Leather Jacket- Arkells Sagittarius sun, Taurus moon: Habits Of My Heart- Jaymes Young Sagittarius sun, Gemini moon: Dug My Heart- BØRNS Sagittarius sun, Cancer moon: Mt. Washington- Local Natives Sagittarius sun, Leo moon: You Only Live Once-The Strokes Sagittarius sun, Virgo moon: Entropy- Grimes, Bleachers Sagittarius sun, Libra moon: Cigarette Daydreams-Cage the Elephant Sagittarius sun, Scorpio moon: Reptilla- The Strokes Sagittarius sun, Sagittarius moon: Edge of Town- Middle Kids Sagittarius sun, Capricorn moon: Houdini- Foster The People Sagittarius sun, Aquarius moon: Magnetised-Tom Odell Sagittarius sun, Pisces moon: Midnight City-M83

Capricorn

Capricorn sun, Aries moon: UGH!- The 1975 Capricorn sun, Taurus moon: Feel Something- Jaymes Young Capricorn sun, Gemini moon: Fake Happy- Paramore Capricorn sun, Cancer moon: To Be Alone-Ben Howard Capricorn sun, Leo moon: Life Itself- Glass Animals Capricorn sun, Virgo moon: $ting- the neighbourhood Capricorn sun, Libra moon: Winter- Pvris Capricorn sun, Scorpio moon: Cruel World- Phantogram Capricorn sun, Sagittarius moon: Train- Brick+Mortar  Capricorn sun, Capricorn moon: Shattered & Hollow- First Aid Kit Capricorn sun,Aquarius moon: Oh No!-Marina and the diamonds Capricorn sun, Pisces moon: Bloom-The Paper Kites

Aquarius

Aquarius sun, Aries moon: Black Butterflies and Deja Vu- The Maine Aquarius sun, Taurus moon: California Numb- Cloves Aquarius sun, Gemini moon: Driving- Wanderer Aquarius sun, Cancer moon: Your Life Your Call- Junip Aquarius sun, Leo moon: Second Guessing Games-Colony House Aquarius sun, Virgo moon: Made Of Stone- Daughter Aquarius sun, Libra moon: Sing of the Moon-The Collection Aquarius sun, Scorpio moon: Narrow Margins-Half Moon Run Aquarius sun, Sagittarius moon: Beautifully Unconventional- Wolf Alice Aquarius sun, Capricorn moon: She Moves In Her Own Way- The Kooks Aquarius sun, Aquarius moon: 10,000 Emerald Pools- BØRNS Aquarius sun, Pisces moon: Simple Song- The Shins

Pisces 

Pisces sun, Aries moon: Deadcrush- alt-J Pisces sun, Taurus moon: Overthinking- Adna Pisces sun, Gemini moon: Set Me Free- Charli XCX Pisces sun, Cancer moon: Naive-The Kooks Pisces sun, Leo moon: Sedona- Houndmouth Pisces sun, Virgo moon: Blush- Wolf Alice Pisces sun, Libra moon: Loveless- Lo Moon Pisces sun, Scorpio moon: Empty- Pvris Pisces sun, Sagittarius moon: Be Who You Are-The Kooks Pisces sun, Capricorn moon: Half- Pvris Pisces sun, Aquarius moon: Nitesky- Robert Koch Pisces sun, Pisces moon: The Forgotten- Greenday

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high fashion comparisons for the venus signs

**all credit to @whereiseefashion for the beautiful pictures**

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moon signs

aries moon: vibrant, surrounds themselves with many people, want to leave an impression on people, passionate, feel like they need to be praised, live for the moment, get bored easily, stubborn, impatient, craves something new.

taurus moon: patient, give a peaceful presence, avoid anger, great manners, set in their ways, enjoy routine, materialistic, sentimental, stick to their goals, like to help others, supportive.

gemini moon: great at communication, witty, enjoys being at home, active imagination, ambitious, restless, moody, fast learners, charming, a leader, enjoys being in love, worry about being bored.

cancer moon: empathetic, surprisingly romantic, make you feel comfortable, creative, vulnerable, can lack motivation, clingy, loving, can act irrationally, good at making others smile.

leo moon: confident, needs to preserve their pride, great sense of humour, love to be admired, entertaining, organized, generous, like to control a situation, jealous, defensive.

virgo moon: observant, a high achiever, chilled, live in the moment, productive, enjoy detail, like to run errands, trustworthy, appreciate simplicity, laid-back, they really listen.

libra moon: has a brilliance with words, very social, like to keep things light-hearted, avoid confrontation, enjoy having the last word, need intellectual stimulation, see flaws in things, strong.

scorpio moon: has a terrific presence, good at solving problems, enigmatic, intelligent, emotional drama is fulfilling, go after what they want, prone to mood swings, has a lot of love.

sagittarius moon: honest, a dreamer, a good sense of humour, upbeat, open-minded, impatient, impulsive, need time to escape, bright, independent, enjoys tackling new things.

capricorn moon: mature, a philosopher, deep, enjoy a challenge, strong-willed, avoids emotions by being productive, like to get their own way, concentrate well, does well under pressure, great with friendship.

aquarius moon: stands out, good-humoured, straight-forward, down to earth, strong ego, need freedom, take criticism badly, likes to observe, have a cool aura, good at cheering you up.

pisces moon: compassionate, intuitive, fun to be around, push-over, they avoid important matters, become overwhelmed by emotions, sweet, soft-hearted, not in touch with reality, non-judgemental.

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Sun vs. Moon vs. Rising

Aries sun: competes with others when they feel inferior Aries moon: competes with themselves when they feel inferior Aries Rising: competes with the world when they feel inferior

Taurus sun: obtains for others when they feel incomplete Taurus moon: obtains for themselves when they feel incomplete Taurus Rising: obtains for the world when they feel incomplete

Gemini sun: moves on from others when they’re bored Gemini moon: moves on from themselves when they’re bored Gemini Rising: moves on from the world when they’re bored

Cancer sun: nurtures others when they feel unsafe Cancer moon: nurtures themselves when they feel unsafe Cancer Rising: nurtures the world when they feel unsafe

Leo sun: entertains others when they feel insecure Leo moon: entertains themselves when they feel insecure Leo Rising: entertains the world when they feel insecure

Virgo sun: improves others when they feel imperfect Virgo moon: improves themselves when they feel imperfect Virgo Rising: improves the world when they feel imperfect

Libra sun: mediates others’ conflicts when they need peace Libra moon: mediates their own conflicts when they need peace Libra Rising: mediates the world’s conflicts when they need peace

Scorpio sun: unearths others when they crave change Scorpio moon: unearths themselves when they crave change Scorpio Rising: unearths the world when they crave change

Sagittarius sun: runs from others when they feel confined Sagittarius moon: runs from themselves when they feel confined Sagittarius Rising: runs from the world when they feel confined

Capricorn sun: shuts out others when they feel unsteady Capricorn moon: shuts out themselves when they feel unsteady Capricorn Rising: shuts out the world when they feel unsteady

Aquarius sun: reinvents others when they’re inspired Aquarius moon: reinvents themselves when they’re inspired Aquarius Rising: reinvents the world when they’re inspired

Pisces sun: heals others when they feel hurt Pisces moon: heals themselves when they feel hurt Pisces Rising: heals the world when they feel hurt

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What kind of beauty do you have?

So you might be an Aries or a Gemini, but that doesn’t mean you have Aries Venus or Gemini Venus. Our Venus sign shows us many things and one of those things is the beauty you have. BTW the body part ruled by the sign of your Venus is generally the most beautiful part of you! *Calculate and find your Venus sign to see :)

Aries Venus: Bold beauty. Everything about you seems to stick out. Badass attitude and facial features that stand out in a dominant fiery way. Your assertiveness is admired and deemed beautiful in other’s eyes. One of the hottest next to Leo.

Taurus Venus: A classic beauty that emanates love and stability. You look very earthy of course, it’s a very grounded and lustful beauty to be honest. I guarantee you look like a million bucks if you have this placement.

Gemini Venus: Mischievous and youthful beauty. Your laugh and silly quirks are to die for. Beautiful mind as well. People probably complement you and adore you because you seem so young and childlike. Your beauty lies in your friendliness and capability to converse with anyone.

Cancer Venus: Just damn adorable. Their nurturing and caring vibe they give off is so beautiful to others. You’re the good girl or good guy with a happy smile. Cancer’s emotions show through and give you a sense of motherly care from them to you. Comfortable beauty. Probably have bigger breasts and hips.

Leo Venus: You can see the Leo fierceness in your eyes. A flirty kind of beauty. You attract people with your outgoing attitude towards life. Can be mischievous looking just like Gemini– you both have that look in your eye. Probably really hot.

Virgo Venus: A subtle and soft, cute beauty. This sign represents women, therefore giving you a very womanly appearance. Your eyes are big and clear. It’s beauty that makes you appear shy, but you’re just always humble in your appearance. Your cuteness alone attracts many admirers. Probably ample breasts and hips.

Libra Venus: You have a girly beauty that catches everyone’s eye. A charming type of beauty. Even if you’re a boy with this placement, you might be called the pretty boy (you’re all gorgeous nonetheless). Very feminine beauty with sparkling eyes. Your beauty has a lot of character.

Scorpio Venus: You possess a deep, dark beauty. The beauty in your eyes reflects your deepest thoughts. There’s an edgy look to your beauty. A beauty with depth, that only some people have access to. But it can’t help but show through and be quite mysterious.

Sagittarius Venus: Care free beauty. Your smile and casual way of living shows a simple beauty, but you also are attractive in the way you get wild and adventurous. Independently beautiful. You’re most attractive when you look like you’re having a good time. Your messy hair is attractive. This reminds me of surfers lol

Capricorn Venus: An elegant and classy beauty. Guys who want a respectable gal will love you. You have a mature beauty that never ages. Beautiful in the way you go about life and tend to the workplace and home life. You are admirable and beautiful while you engage in your tasks.

Aquarius Venus: Wide eyed, off beat beauty. Awkward type of beauty that is so cute to onlookers. The way that you are so quirky and talkative attracts people. Your different way of being in itself is so so beautiful and can’t be ignored, in a great way.

Pisces Venus: An ethereal, completely cute and pretty kind of beauty. Eyes that gleam and dream of romance are gorgeous! Social yet a bit shy. Innocent nature is evident and is beautiful. Like Virgo, your cute nature attracts people.

[girlhector]

What the moon signs remind me of

Aries moon: heart sunglasses, poppies, staying out all night clubbing, cherries, freckles, helix piercings Taurus moon: sweaters, my favorite perfume, nude lipsticks, watching a silly movie with your friends, cats purring Gemini moon: jeans jackets, carefree dancing, flower dresses, honey, blonde hair, the sound of laughter Cancer moon: stormy seas, diamonds, white nail polish, lilies, cuddling with your special other, nose kisses Leo moon: sunshine, hoop earrings, brown eyes, amber stones, crooked smiles, gold jewelry Virgo moon: white dresses, espadrilles, pearls, carrying all your books to school, hair ties, silver rings Libra moon: lavender, sparkly bracelets, raspberries, having sleepovers with your friends, white sand, pink eyeshadow Scorpio moon: red lipstick, hickeys, ripped skinny jeans, long hugs, eyebrow piercings, dark straight hair Sagittarius moon: tattoos, red hair, the sound of raindrops, green eyes, singing in the car with your friends, crop tops Capricorn moon: leather jackets, high heels, nose piercings, glasses, waking up at sunrise, long nails Aquarius moon: ferris wheels, chokers, braided short hair, stargazing, birth marks, blue eyes, orchids Pisces moon: crystals, the color pink, tongue piercings, short skirts, sleeping until noon, crying with joy

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Jupiter with its moons and the Moon.

[luneair]

the natal chart shows predispositions, not predeterminations. It works through you, not you through it. 

[virgoassbitch]

I love being an air moon 🌬🌙

[astro-vibes]

German Words for the Signs

Tag your sign, lovelies!          ☉☾ ☿ ♀ ♂  ♃ ♄ ♅ ♆ ♇  

Aries: Fuchsteufelswild

“As wild as a fox & as mad as the devil”

Taurus: Geborgenheit

“Feelings of comfort, warmth and closeness”

Gemini: Zugzwang

“Being put at a disadvantage by being forced to make a decision.”

Cancer: Fingerspitzengefühl

“The ability to possess a powerful intuition.”

Leo: Kopfkino

“A cinema inside of your head.”

Virgo: Erbsenzähler 

“Someone who is neurotic or has perfectionist behaviors.”

Libra: Weltschmerz 

“The sad feeling that comes with seeing chaos & wishing for things to get better.”

Scorpio: Schnapsidee

“A drunk idea that will most likely be regretted.”

Sagittarius: Fernweh

“A desire to visit distant places.”

Capricorn: Waldeinsamkeit

“The feeling of being by yourself in the forest, connected to nature.”

Aquarius: Sehnsucht

“Longing for something that is missing”

Pisces: Luftschloss

“An unlikely but magical dream.”

[astro-hotline]

So beautiful!

[dawsonsgeek]

if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head 

[astrologymadness]

Air signs tbh