legally blonde inbox prompts tw : drugs , murder
‘ wow. you look so beautiful. ’
‘ my family expects a lot from me. ’
‘ i think we should break up. ’
‘ you’re breaking up with me? ’
‘ so when you said that you would always love me, you were just dicking around? ’
‘ i do love you. i just can’t marry you. ’
‘ you’re breaking up with me because you’re afraid your family won’t like me? ’
‘ but everyone likes me! ’
‘ i’m seriously in love with you. ’
‘ you need to leave this room. it’s been, like, a week. ’
‘ trust me, i can handle anything. ’
‘ i know you’re upset about all this, but can’t you just take a percocet? ’
‘ it’s a completely brilliant plan. ’
‘ don’t be scared. everyone will love you. ’
‘ whoever said orange is the new pink was seriously disturbed. ’
‘ i’m planning this great mixer, you totally have to help me! ’
‘ excuse me, are you okay? ’
‘ i’m really glad i met you. ’
‘ thanks for all your help. ’
‘ i’ve been told all about you. ’
‘ bad day? ...spill. ’
‘ i’m not afraid of a challenge. ’
‘ the people here are so vile. hardly anybody speaks to me. ’
‘ you’re not smart enough. ’
‘ i’m never going to be good enough for you, am i? ’
‘ i’ll show you how valuable i can be! ’
‘ you look very nice today. ’
‘ they’re completely guilty. ’
‘ exercise gives you endorphins. endorphins make you happy. happy people just don’t shoot people. ’
‘ i didn’t do it! ’
‘ if you put me on the stand, i’ll lie. ’
‘ who could understand better than me? ’
‘ i’d rather go to jail than lose my reputation. ’
‘ oh, i can’t tell you. ’
‘ i promised them that i’d keep it a secret. ’
‘ who cares about them? think about yourself. ’
‘ isn’t that, like, your mothership? ’
‘ you know, you’re really being a butthead. ’
‘ so... you found me. ’
‘ i was thinking maybe we could go out sometime. ’
‘ men are helpless. ’
‘ are you or are you not having an affair? ’
‘ take care of me, ____. ’
‘ don’t stomp your little last season prada shoes at me, honey. ’
‘ oh, see, i was confused... i thought you said friend. ____ is just a friend. ’
‘ you followed your intuition, and you were right. i should have listened to you. ’
‘ are you hitting on me? ’
‘ you almost had me fooled. ’
‘ i’m quitting. ’
‘ to hell with them... stay... ’
‘ call me if you’re ever in ____. ’
‘ nobody’s ever going to take me seriously. ’
‘ if you’re going to let one stupid prick ruin your life, you’re not the person i thought you were. ’
‘ enjoy prison. ’
‘ did you hear a shot fired? ’
‘ i didn’t mean to shoot them, i thought it was you walking through the door! ’
‘ how did you know they were lying? ’