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I hope the AI scrapers like pornbots cause there’s no way those are opting out

I know I made it but I've laughed at this every single fucking time someone's reblogged it and I've clicked the notification.

evil-toby

I love you people with shaky limbs. I love you people with motor tics. I love you people with leg problems. I love you people who use mobility aids. I love you people who have chronic muscle pain. I love you people with chronic muscle spasms. I love you people with foot problems. I love you people who have prosthetic limbs. I love you wheelchair users. I love you people who have more problems walking then what society consider “normal”. I love you people who have mobility issues.

dormouseking

i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes

“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”

and friend got kinda mad at me lmao

that-twink-over-there

Fuck his dad

Fuck his dad

Fuck his dad

Fuck his dad

i grow attachment from how we vibe & goof around, not sex.

feelingsoftheday

My ideal relationship is one that doesn’t always feel like I’m in a relationship, if that makes sense. Just feels like i’m hanging out with my bestfriend everyday.

probablybadrpgideas

I actually did bite my dm with explicit consent. because I was trying to argue that a ranger/barbarian's bite would be d6+Strength Modifier. and not d4+Strength Modifier. and he was like lmao human bites aren't even that strong. and I said bet. and he said well bite me then as strong as an 18 attack roll would be (the prison guard had 14AC btw) and we had to stop the game because he had to go get stitches.

also he didn't wanna say he let himself get bit to win an argument that he lost so badly he's in the emergency room, so he was like "a rat did it" and the nurse turns her head 12 degrees to the left and sees my bloody mouth. and goes "yeah okay that happens"

and we did get the barbarian bite attack to be d6+Strength Modifier. I'm also now engaged to this guy and this campaign I get to be the dm!

Absolute rollercoaster, but congrats on the engagement - Paper

orteil42

uhhhh reverse Delicious in Dungeon. Disgusting in Restaurant. nothing's edible

orteil42

👇 in the notes: Kitchen Nightmares / fine dining recommendations

stjohnstarling

No more apologizing for being horny on main. No more horny jail. We’re horny prison abolitionists. No gods, no masters! Wait. Okay maybe a few masters. Alright but no bars will hold us! No whips and chains will — fuck, hang on, let me start again.

rabidloving

this is gonna be an extremely unpopular opinion so bare with me, but i don’t think children should be vaccinated unless they really absolutely want to be and if they grow up into adults who still don’t want to be vaccinated then so be it.

kids are too young to fully grasp what vaccination does to you, and i don’t mean that in a “they’ll make you autistic and die” way. i mean they don’t understand what they’re setting themselves up for in the future. (shots are pretty traumatic for children too, but that’s for another day.) if a child is too young to consent to sex or medical transition if they’re trans, they’re definitely too young to consent to a vax.

i haven’t had any contact with my family for quite some time now, so i have a hard time knowing my medical history, especially with my lack of health insurance and a move to a different country.

because of that, i live with the constant fear that i might have been vaccinated against rabies. my family was extremely poor and had spotty health insurance but its hard to say. but its fucking heartbreaking to know i might never be fully rabid because my parent might have vaccinated me as a child, when i was too young to know, too young to have a say in it.

how many other kids are there, just like me? how many adults have grown up miserable because they’ve been vaccinated against their genetic disposition for a certain disease? its practically eugenics and it makes me fuckin sick to my stomach. there are babies RIGHT NOW getting vaxxed bc “thats what’s healthy for them” and their parents have no idea how much grief they’re causing right now.

so yea, maybe stop vaxxing your kids??

estradiol

discourseful

at first i was like “yeah okay this a dumb but manageable take” and then op went for the rabies thing and my soul left my body

threesideddream

everyday this site drags us further and further away from the will of God and into madness and destruction

note-a-bear

What corner of hieronymus Bosch hell did this come from

beyonslayed

Where’s my post about being confused about how great civilizations fall into the dark ages and then looking around me living in 2018 cause this post is proof of that lmao

therealklt

If you didn’t go to their blog, you’re missing the best part:

My Rabies Story

My Story:

I have always had a particular closeness to the concept of rabies and identified as rabioromantic before my diagnosis. I decided for the sake of my mental health I would become infected.

This past year I met a girl online who was born with rabies said she could infect me. We met up this past June and, excuse the tmi, took part in BDSM sex. She bit me really hard on the shoulder until I bled and I’ve had rabies ever since.

I refuse to go to a doctor as they tend not to understand rabios/virosexuals, so pleas don’t ask me to.

Does this mean you’re going to die soon?:

Short answer, no. Contrary to belief, rabies doesn’t actually kill you. I’m in the incubation period atm so I have no symptoms. Everyone experiences rabies differently and I could potentially live a full happy life. For example the girl who bit me was born with rabies and hasn’t died yet.

Are you going to infect other people?

Not unless they really want to. I currently curb my biting impulses by biting into raw steaks so I’m fine and safe to be around. (x)

This is the kind of stuff that you have to laugh at or you’ll go insane.

hysterrific-deactivated20201007

averruncushd-deactivated2018091

When I said I was so desensitised to Tumblr I couldn’t be shocked anymore, I didn’t mean it as a challenge

town-fool-deactivated20211027

I’ve entered the twilight zone, that’s the only explanation

thespoopy1-blog

I’m in hell, aren’t I.

bladeobrona

OP deleted.

swordpupperoni

I thought this shit was gone in 2015

magicalgirlmindcrank

Rabies Pride

postmastered

OH HEY ITS RABIES DUDE I WATCHED A YOUTUBE VIDEO ABOUT YOU

whitepeopletwitter

cute-lovely-bee

This beautiful Magical Mushroom lamp LED night light base glows soft and warm just like something out of a fairy tale. Just plug it in and you've got a personal enchanted bedroom for you and your family.

-> GET YOURS HERE <-

teathattast

ignore it and you will still have the best year ever bc you deserve beautiful things

deanwinchesterapologist

Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

chill4234-reblogs

Hi, yes, question?

What about children?

deanwinchesterapologist

I'm sure the kids can scrounge up 50¢

ten-thousand-leaves

Murphy’s law, applied to fanfics.

- The fic starts out great, nice style, language, captivating summary. It’s unfinished and has been abandoned since 2013.

- The fic is complete, nice style, language, tons of kudos speak for themselves. It’s about your NOTP.

- The fic is about your OTP, it’s complete, it’s kinky as hell. The plot is absolutely dumbass.

- The plot sounds great, it’s about your OTP, it’s complete. The characters are horribly OOC.

- Everything is perfect in this fic, starting from the first letter and ending with the last full stop. It’s exactly 800 words long.

- The fic’s word count is a six-figure number, it’s about your OTP, characters are compliant with your head-canon. It’s dull and boring as seven hells.

- The beginning is enthralling, everything’s great, the plot, the style, it’s long and it’s even about your OTP. It features something that makes you close the tab as soon as you open it, like father/daughter incest or mpreg or some other squicky thing.

- Everything is perfect in this fic, the length, the characters, the language, the style, you forget you’re reading fanfic, thinking it’s a masterpiece of true literature, you cry tears of joy and write a huge review full of gushing love and then rush to the author’s profile to read every other thing they’ve written. It’s their only work.

cute-animals-only

tahliavellan-deactivated2024050

So I've been digging through various dialogue things, and I came upon a devnote that is so fucking funny to me.

The idea that during the first romance scene Astarion is trying to portray sexy and confident, but then in his mind he's like "Yesss I'm so good at this." is so infinitely funny to me lol. He's so silly.