Ark Continues To Say Things

Hey there! I'm Ark and I say stupid shit. I sometimes play videogames with my wife http://www.twitch.tv/lyricalchairs . Ask me things about video games and screaming at them.

[neonscrapyard]

well, i think you're beautiful <3

[art by me - neonscrapyard]

instagram || etsy

process stuff here

[sandersstudies]

When my students talk over me I do this bit where I quietly tell them I’m really shy and to please let me talk and somehow it works.

[sandersstudies]

Me, literally a performing arts teacher who teaches them how to be confident and loud: guys wait I’m really shy 🥺 guys be niceys to me 🥺 I’m just a little guy 🥺

My students???? Every time????: woah guys shutup she’s literally shy

[sandersstudies]

Why did we ever start yelling at kids when we could just let them be part of a bit, which is a kid’s favorite thing?

[egberts]

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Remaining time: 4 days 3 hours

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[curioscurio]

[gaydogonline]

poking at Ur hand with my nose to get you to pet me

[caitlikescoffee]

you're going to try and bite it aren't you?

[gaydogonline]

im not gonna lie i will straight up be biting it yes

[eroscestlavie]

normally I would not just screenshot myself and post it here but it’s Friday and I’m feeling lazy

[unteriors]

State Route 28, Summerville, Pennsylvania.

[unteriors-in-house-flipper-2]

[mineteriors]

[hotgirlmeg]

[gotylocks]

Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

[dogpuppy]

[alphacrone]

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

[caats]

[fagstaynight]

some people on the internet have only been on here for five minutes

[cathartidae]

oooh okay a human claiming an entire group of animals is useless. how novel.. and you think killing them all would do barely anything? that's so interesting! and you believe you're stating truth right? you're not a biologist either? damn... this... this may be a stroke of genius... you're so right... wow...

[cathartidae]

TWENTY MINUTES BABEY CAN WE HEAR IT FOR TWENTY MINUTES!!

[hawkpartys]

[c3po]

[wosp-reactivated]

Plastic bong

[dogpuppy]

What a beautiful baby name

Here I made this

[metropolitanmutantofark]

[the-punforgiven]

god I wish I had a pair of menacing black gauntlets with really sharp fingertip claws I bet it feels good as fuck to have your hands resting palm-down on a surface and then scratch some deep fucking gashes into it as you clench your hand a little closer to a fist when your evil minion delivers some bad news to you

[the-punforgiven]

ohhh fuck yeah, you understand

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things