NatureSlut

I'd rather be hiking through the woods and licking rocks tbh

[catchymemes]

[my-dailydreams]

[catchymemes]

[brittany-murphy]

[biphoenix]

on the outside I am human on the inside I am pasta and sin

[noonwalkdiary]

please be nice to me. i am a thousand years old and very shy

[stars-bean]

Heathers (1988) dir. Michael Lehmann

[birdingbutch]

babygirl I'm avoiding things that I don't even know about

[hijacker-deactivated20160621]

reblog if u like titties

[depsidase]

[themaninyourcomputer]

I love you, George Takei.

[spiced-wine-fic]

[fullmetalfisting]

Me: *looking at a porcelain hand in the home decor aisle of a store* if I lost my hands in some kind of tragic accident, I’d decorate my entire home with hand-shaped things. Then I’d invite guests over for like, dinner parties and such and sit there expectantly just basking in their discomfort.

My boyfriend: Do you hear what you say when you talk? Do you know what you just said to me?

[nymphoutofwater]

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

[blackbackedjackal]

An aquarium in Japan was closed for renovations, and their resident sunfish got depressed not seeing visitors. So the staff put some uniforms with printed faces against the tank, and it immediately recovered.

[totallyfubar]

My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

[nightstargalaxy]

why

[totallyfubar]

She’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control

[totallyfubar]

This post is around 10 years old and I just had someone bring it up to me at a wedding

[junk-thunder]

you can hit it raw, i’ve got an IED

[sparrow-va]

you have a wha