I am possessed of a heart that can’t be trusted.

Be, she/her Venmo: Belinda-fmf I hate TERFs, cops, and anyone who tries to police another person’s bodily autonomy.

[kygerbearr]

mid-conversation I toss a pistol onto the table not to suggest or imply anything but just to change the situation a little

[cheddar-baby]

In cyclops world the teens have a trend where they play "we are young" by fun and when he says "give me a second i" they put a second eye on random celebs like cyclops shane dawson

[ambassadorquark]

television exists so that lesser known actors can be cast in random mid to decent shows nobody watches where they will deliver astonishing performances potentially superior to anything winning any kind of award for no reason at all

[fullmetalfisting]

Would you eat alien meat if aliens got off on you eating their meat?

Yes

No

Nuance

What?

Remaining time: 6 days 19 hours

[anothercrankyblogger]

What they aren't telling these kids that's really dangerous is that if you do make it all the way to the heart of a Scientology building, the autosave will lock you into entering the Tom Cruise boss fight chamber, and you won't be able to leave until you defeat him in combat.

[beadyeyes]

Let's fucking grab this Wednesday by the nothing

[haveyoureadthisbook-poll]

Have you read Apparently, Sir Cameron Needs to Die by Greer Stothers (2026)?

yes

no

I didn't finish it

I've never heard of it

Remaining time: 5 days 20 hours

[toriel-2]

unalive sucks cause it was like made to be a censor. but describing killing as "kirking" is just genuinely funny

[reverendsicko]

My partner and I noticed you from across the bar and uhh... give us the amulet

[5280ft]

[fishandshesmygills]

laundry evolved to come out of the dryer warm the same way babies evolved to be cute so we wouldn't abandon them

[haughtyraban]

sometimes u go to a ship’s ao3 page and the top 10 fics are like “what if these guys were 2 completely different guys but had the same actors’ faces and character names”

[littlemissminu]

i can do it this way

[elksewer]

oh oo ohhh ooo oh

[fullmetalfisting]

I was passing out little Korean presents I brought back with me to my yoga class friends and I turned to the lesbian that rolls her mat next to mine and without thinking, I said “do you want a face mask or are you too butch?”

[murraysiskind-deactivated202511]

Me: Tom Cruise I picked up more plain steamed fish for you to eat for every meal because of your pathologies

Tom Cruise: thank you so much. By the way I feel that we have been through enough together - you doing a Misery on me and breaking both my legs, etc - that you can just call me Tom

Me: Thank you for saying that Tom Cruise

[czech-hunter-reject]

Teeheehee, off to do my little schemes 😜

[czech-hunter-reject]

Teeheehee, on my way back home from doing my little schemes 🤪