WAR MACHINE FAN

I'm so much of a War Machine fan I went and married him. Yes, I really am Tony Stark. And, no, you cannot touch the suit. ((semi-dependent mcu/616/general tony stark blog))

[armouredmechanic]

Oh wow our bed looks very comfy.

[armouredmechanic]

Oh here's Rosie! She wants to go upstairs.

[armouredmechanic]

Rhodey's getting more tempting.

[frankenstudies]

@armouredmechanic replied to your post: @aegist replied to your post: …

Is pegging a kink or is it good taste.

my brain is incapable of comprehending anything you say.

[aegist]

hes right.

[armouredmechanic]

I knew Tony would be on my side.

[armouredmechanic]

Hmmm I've got one more project to finish before Thursday should I do it now or annoy everyone tomorrow by working.

[aegist]

armouredmechanic:

For all you know I started going gray at 20!

i mean, judging by how youre refusing to say it, im gonna go ahead and guess its not that.

[armouredmechanic]

You'll never know.

[armouredmechanic]

aegist said: how old?

Oh no you won’t drag that outta me, Rhodey just convinced me to stop dying my hair.

[aegist]

dude???

theres no way youre that much older than me.

[armouredmechanic]

For all you know I started going gray at 20!

[armouredmechanic]

aegist said: how old?

Oh no you won't drag that outta me, Rhodey just convinced me to stop dying my hair.

[armouredmechanic]

I'll stop I know I'm old and all that.

[armouredmechanic]

I've fucked half the superheroes I know so I'm a little numb to all the drama.

[armouredmechanic]

aegist said: dude

Of course I have no idea how it went down for you.

[armouredmechanic]

aegist said: 😬

My [REDACTED] was [REDACTED] [REDACTED].

[armouredmechanic]

frankenstudies said: oh my god.

I have good taste.

[armouredmechanic]

Wait the thing with Gamora happened to you too??

[armouredmechanic]

I've been rewatching Parts Unknown.

[aegist]

halfterrable:

If you’re Tony and they’re Tony who’s flying the plane?

no one because were both tony stark, the plane flies itself.

[armouredmechanic]

That's a good answer too.

[armouredmechanic]

I’m a married Tony.

[aegist]

@halfterrable is it about this tony???

[halfterrable]

I dont know who this is.

[aegist]

its tony.

[halfterrable]

If you’re Tony and they’re Tony who’s flying the plane?

[armouredmechanic]

Jarvis probably.