The Illusionist

Whatever is about to follow, whatever this grand trick is, is really going to amaze. Look closely, because the closer you think you are, the less you’ll actually see. -AU!Reiner, a magician, dancer, and martial arts hobbyist- Affiliated.

[ask-irl-jean-kirschtein-blog]

Not to say I think about it a lot. It’s kind of a joke between everyone.

[erenhardheadedjaeger]

"Soon"

[innerekonflikt]

[archived-abyssalkei-deactivated]

[armouredtotheballs]

this is why we are friends

yourhairispretty: this is killing my mojo

movesliketitanjaeger: do you need me to send you some porn?

yourhairispretty: this is why we are friends.

movesliketitanjaeger: ahahaha

movesliketitanjaeger: no, really. i have porn

[kaurro]

Lil shit

[theunpopularblogger-deactivated]

[wuf]

scouting legion 4koma, episode 20

[not-makoto-deactivated20150104]

10/10 actual story

[jmichaeltatum-deactivated201407]

100% canon totally happened

[anxiousforhome-deactivated20150]

rude.

WHY DIDN’T YOU SLEEP. ALL NIGHTERS AREN’T THE WAY TO GO

AND WHY ARE WE EVEN WRITING IN ALL CAPS

[armouredtotheballs]

  y dis?  I helped you with your morning breath problem and this is how you thank me? Che, rude yourself.~

BECAUSE GOD GAVE ROCK N ROOLLLLL TOOO YAAAAA

[askthefieldtactician]

“Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art… It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. “—C.S.Lewis

[moni158-deactivated20160613]

Titans are just trying to get to school before the bell, but the bullies were waiting.

I’m sorry. OTL

[anxiousforhome-deactivated20150]

HELLO FRIEND HOW ARE YOU

[armouredtotheballs]

God dammit you have morning breath. Here, let me fix that.

throws a human into your gaping maw

there we go much better

I HAVEN'T SLEPT DESPITE PROMISING MYSELF AND MY MOTHER THAT I WOULD KUFUFUFU.

[reiner--braun]

Guchax

[bestspudz]

(( Ok… Just gonna put this out there right now. These over the top shipping messages need to stop. Like, I don’t even want to POST the last one I recieved… Whether it’s multiple people or just one of you. Knock it off. I have feelings, as does Hungry, and I respect her far to much for you to say what you just said. Do I honestly have to stop running this blog to make these messages stop?

I’d like to take a step back for a moment and just analyze the situation. We aren’t Sim’s. We are not under your control and OBLIGATED to do anything together. We will not “jump under the covers and woohoo.”

I want you as an individual or how many of you there are that Hungry and I’s friendship began over a mutual love of Titan, and with her and I having this fun on Tumblr but with this sudden influx of this… It’s causing this friendship between us to be a bit… Intense. I don’t want the connection between us to be crazy Shippers, so knock it off.

And another thing, did you just OFFER PICTURES OF YOURSELF to get me to approach Hungry?! What in the ever loving…

If you were a Sim, I would make sure to place you in a room with no doors and set off a dozen fireworks… Or allow you to swim in a pool… And remove the ladder…

I am getting so tired of this… =_=; ))

[calamityxi]

SERIOUSLY, god damn, people need to CHILL THE FUCK OUT.  There are ACTUAL PEOPLE behind these cosplay blogs with REAL FEELINGS.  Guh, shit like this just makes me fucking livid.  

[the-ameriderp-deactivated201402]

Guys this is when you take things too far on tumblr. These guys are real people. With feelings. Just STOP!

[armouredtotheballs]

there’s no better feeling than making someone laugh

except maybe making them moan

[armouredtotheballs]

            [It's certainly too early to be awake. Little cares given, the sun is shining, and it's a Saturday. The option to go back to sleep is one that beckons to him over that of getting up and doing things. ]

[anxiousforhome-deactivated20150]

hello friends I am here

[armouredtotheballs]

G'MORNING

[armouredtotheballs]

Did you all know that if you put eggs onto boil and forget about them, they explode? I sure as hell didn't.