SaTaNs bOi @armpitofsociety - Tumblr Blog

parents will make u feel guilty about absurd shit like breathing too much air or smth. and it will work too like you'll be laying on the ground years later paralyzed by the guilt that you're breathing too much until someone grabs u by the shoulders and tells u that is fucking stupid. and then you'll need to remind yourself of that every day for the rest of your life to function

shadow-von-vamp

reblogging a post that says “do it scared” vs actually doing it scared

sunfortune

went on someone’s blog who didn’t post in over a year and their last post was about getting married. like your marriage is more important than posting on tumblr? grow up

chronictranssexuality

"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally

spreadassholesdotorg

Me: "you wanna see my knuckles tats?"

You: "you mean.. do you mean knuckle tats you don't have 𝘢𝘯𝘺 tattoos on your hands-"

Me: *𝘳𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘶𝘱 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘒𝘯𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘥𝘯𝘢 𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘴* "pretty sick right"

#i wish I had money to do this #someone do this #knuckles the echidna

statleragainstposers

I hope they do more Dashcons. I hope this is what saves Tumblr.

armpitofsociety

A distinguished gentleman to rule out all competing distinguished gentlemen

armpitofsociety

LAYING on my VAPES

A distinguished gentleman to rule out all competing distinguished gentlemen

#boy cat #this is my son #baby boy #tuxedo cat

liberalsarecool

The cruelty of racist white men.

wolf840

Does anyone else remember when Elon was like "if anyone knows how to end world hunger for 6 billion USD, I'll fund it" and UNICEF was like "we're going to spend a month to make a plan to end world hunger for 6 billion USD and Elon is going to fund it" and Elon was like "actually, nah" and then bought Twitter instead?

I think that was one of the worst things I'll ever see in my life.

tiredspacedragon

I still think that should be the thing for which he's the most famous. It should be brought up every time he's mentioned. In any news article, any interview, any history book. "Elon Musk, who was offered a chance to end world hunger and turned it down." Put it on his fucking gravestone.

al-the-alien

i love it when fish are like

Oh FINE I hate that my thumb scrolling swipes up the icons to write a new post what is this nightmare sight MUST I get a PC to avoid accidental brainstorming MUST I? We cants handles my unfiltered bullshit don't ask me what's on my mind because the answer is nothing without external stimuli brother you've stimulated me and it's too late