NEW DNI, OLD ME!
Abandon all lies, ye who enter here...
Greetings, and welcome to my blog (or my sanctum, as I would have it be referred). It is open to all who would follow the pursuit of TRUE Rationality and OBJECTIVE reality. A veritable Library of Alexandria for studious minds.
That being said, I do have my rules, and you WILL respect them. They are as follows:
DNI IF YOU:
- You are homophobic, racist, or prejudicial in any regard.
- Especially if you are a Terf. FUCK OFF ROWLING-ITES.
- Do not believe in the pursuit of scholarly insight.
- Posses an ego beyond your abilities (being smug is a right reserved for the enlightened -smirks-)
- Are a follower of the Croaker, my arch nemesis.
- Are Athena or a Gonzo kin.
- Are not an alien truther.
- Are a minor below the age of 18.
- Are a priest or someone studying priesthood.
- Follow Elon Musk on the site formerly known as "Twitter"
- Listen to Joe Rogan or any of his ilk.
- Are not a fan of classic rock.
- Voted for Donald Trump in the last election, or ever really.
- Can't understand my genius comedy.
- Think shifting is dumb or fake (we believe in real facts here)
- Think the Astral Plane is dumb or fake (see above)
- Are in a cult.
- Are a Shin Megami Tensei player.
- Have not read my AO3 fic.
- Are a "SuperWhoLock".
- Are employed like the capitalist scum you are.
- And finally, if you are mean to Milton (I will hunt you)
If you break these rules you will be EXPELLED
Also, The Croaker is NOT on my DNI for a REASON.
I know you are reading my blog, Kermit, so eat up all my epic heckling and consider yourself OWNED.
And one last note:
Please do not ask me about Waldorf, he is dead to me after he went after that HUSSY.
Also, do not send me asks about any "contradictions" I make because they do not exist. You are simply too small brained to understand my GENIUS.
Anyway, that is my introduction, please read it thoughroughly as to not embarrass yourself.
~ Sincerely, Statler.
