the kid wants coffee

hot take, Umbrella Academy good?

[hauntingyourself]

Want her back right now immediately

[arofive]

Everyone complains about the cellphone thing in tua but honestly most of the kids wouldn’t have one and they wouldn’t affect much anyways. Luther’s been on the moon so he wouldn’t have one. Diego could (we see that he doesn’t but he still could). Allison probably has one. Klaus probably lost whatever phone he had. Five wouldn’t have one bc he’s a time assassin from the future. Ben is dead. And victor probs could have one. The only big thing having a cellphone would change iirc would be patches death but the story kinda bungled that anyways. And then after that they’re in the 60s w no phones and they they’re in the alt present w no money and no time and no reason to get a phone there.

So idk how much phones would actually change?

[arofive]

Hot take but the whole “why don’t they just call each other with cellphones” doesn’t make sense because by the time season three starts they’ve stopped two apocalypses already and also spent a couple weeks up to a couple years in the 1960s so they probably no longer have their cell phones with them if they even had one in the first place. and they’re probably not gonna go run out and buy cell phones first thing when they arrive in a completely different universe where they’re being hunted by the sparrows and the world is ending again

The only season that would even make sense for them to have cell phones would be season one and honestly they don’t not talk to each other because they are not able to get in contact they don’t talk to each other because they are stupid and emotionally stunted and also some plot contrivances a couple times I will admit to that, but not as much tbh

[arofive]

Hey y’all I’m getting fucking tormented by this QR code in the end credits scene

Anyone figure it out yet?

[palindrome-mystery]

It leads to this link

Pogo's Tattoo Shop | Umbrella Academy

The Umbrella Academy follows the story of a dysfunctional super family of siblings, reunited in an attempt to save humanity... multiple time

[arofive]

Ahhh thank u!!!

[arofive]

Hey y’all I’m getting fucking tormented by this QR code in the end credits scene

Anyone figure it out yet?

[shortkingviktor]

[arofive]

Fuck! I’ve been thinking so hard about how good ballroom blitz would be in season 3 umbrella academy and they go and use it in the trailer??

Gerard plz get out of my head

[lochrannn]

LILA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[arofive]

Lila queen love the hair

[arofive]

Stop arguing about which sibling is worse or better than the others. Nobody is baby and nobody is the devil

That’s the point of the show. They all got fucked up and they all show it in different ways

[knif2thrower-deactivated2022030]

You know who actually deserves a full breakdown next season? Allison

She literally lost her kid in three different ways and she has barely talked about it with anyone. Let her have a breakdown. Let her mourn her loss of her daughter and let her be willing to do anything to get her back

[c0ffeeb1ack]

five finding vanya hiding in the middle of a cornfield and immediately taking her to a diner:

[cottagequeer-goblins]

Nobody:

Absolutely no one:

Not a single soul

Reginald Hargreeves to Klaus:

[c0ffeeb1ack]

[c0ffeeb1ack]

five in like, season 10, thwarting the apocalypse for the seventeenth time: this is great. i'm going to win saving the world, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,

[arofive]

Diego’s power got changed to trajectory manipulation and they had him focus on JFK and they didn’t talk about the magic bullet??

The bullet curved! That’s Diego’s whole Thing!

[currentlyonstandbi]

i know everyone’s out here trying to manifest ABBA for S3 but i just really want to hear A Good Song Never Dies for a scene with Five