Go with the flow, baby

[under construction. Please don't mind the dust.]

[therunemaker]

Send me ✵ to catch my muse under the mistletoe!

[arohaoe-go]

*krona pulls out a dropkicks t-shirt* "Would you mind signing my shirt?!" *stary eyes* "PLLLLLLLLLLLEEeeze?

Sure!!

[Grabbing a marker, he writes his name on the shirt as big as he possibly can. After all, he was the star of the band!]

Taa-daa! Now don't go sellin' that! It's priceless!

[nigrapapilio-blog-deactivated20]

It’s like I said darling.

[She moves closer, but just a bit as she swiftly raises her leg, her gun-strapped heel pointing directly at him.]

Don’t call me baby.

[The witch lowered her foot after a few seconds, stepping even closer to stroke his cheek.]

Anyways. Dandy was it? So you hunt tas well hm? And exactly what do you hunt for?

—.. Popes? Please. Those men aren’t worth my time.

[arohaoe-go]

T...that's...

[Jesus. He could only hope those were for show.]

...Some fancy footwear..

[Oh. But now she was touching him. All was forgotten.]

You bet I do! I hunt the hearts of beautiful women! ...And aliens. I'm successful too!

...Yeah? ...Clergymen? Cardinals? I guess I don't know what "holy creatures" means.

[nigrapapilio-blog-deactivated20]

Bayonetta. We haven’t known each other long enough for the ‘baby’ talk yet handsome.

[He’s a rather flirtatious one. Gotta be careful with him.]

Work? Well let’s just say I specialize in hunting. Specifically creatures of the holy variety.

[arohaoe-go]

[....She kind of reminds him of Scarlet a little. He shakes the thought off quickly because goddamn look at those legs.]

...Sorry, baby! Just a habit! I'm Dandy, but you can call me whatever you want!

...Oh yeah?! I do something similar! ...But I don't hunt popes or whatever it is you're hunting.

[nigrapapilio-blog-deactivated20]

You seem rather awe-struck. Unfortunately, I’m not from Venus— nor Mars, nor Jupiter nor any of the sort like that.

Planet Earth, which I had assumed to be the only planet inhabited by people.

[arohaoe-go]

Space is a big place, baby. 

[Now he's just sprawling out on the floor.]

So-- What sort of line of work are you in? ...Please say waitressing.

[nigrapapilio-blog-deactivated20]

arohaoe-go

That’s a rather interesting hairstyle you’ve got there dear.

[arohaoe-go]

...Whoa. What planet are you from? Venus?

[ask-commander-johnny-blog]

"Fine, eat your words. Getting a nice view?"

[arohaoe-go]

"I'm giving it...a 3/10! Subpar booty!"

[ask-commander-johnny-blog]

"Of course I’m a cute girl! I was cute before and I sure as hell am cute now!"

[arohaoe-go]

"I'm not so convinced. I gotta see yer' butt."

[ask-commander-johnny-blog]

"Seriously? Why so you can be envious that my ass looks better than yours in both genders?"

[arohaoe-go]

"Nah. It's so I can see if it's cute or not. I haven't decided if you're a cute girl just yet."

[ask-commander-johnny-blog]

"Seriously, Dandy? Too bad there’s no fixing you."

[arohaoe-go]

"Can ya' do a little turn around for me so I can see your butt?"

[ask-commander-johnny-blog]

"Even so I’m still twice the man you are."

[arohaoe-go]

"Nice boobies, baby. Really, I like you better this way. Your voice isn't as annoyin'."

[arohaoe-go]

"...He's a girl--!!"

[arohaoe-go]

"Hey. Johnny. I'm hungry. Are you as good at cooking as you are at guitar playing? ....Or should I just order food since you suck at both? ...Give me free food, man."

[arohaoe-go]

krona: *GASP* "ARE YOU SPACE DANDY??"

"You bet I am!"

[arohaoe-go]

Dandy, Johnny obviously made the band

"...He made the band, alright. He made it shitty."

[supremv]

[arohaoe-go]

"Don't speak for me. I hate you."

No he doesn't.