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gOSH,
tHIS IS A MIGHTY WARRIOR OF A SNIFFBEAST„ aND HERE IT IS PLANNING TO TAKE DOWN IT’S ENEMIES„
pROBABLY WITH KISSES AND LOVE„
tHEY ARE DEVIOUS AND, uH ADORABLE }:o
D--> Is this a real creature D--> Is this something that e%ists on Earth
D--> It looks like some infantile fairy-themed craft you w001d make out of flower petals and sugar
D--> I recently saw something very disturbing on the Earth internet D--> Is it true that depi%ions of nude musclebeasts are D--> Frowned upon D--> Even mocked
D--> No, surely that cannot be the case D--> Sculptures preserved from highly revered ancient human civilizations often depict Earth centaurs in all their splendor D--> They cannot be clothed any more than they can be bridled D--> It w001d be a vile dishonor upon these noble beasts to hide away their D--> Well D--> You must know what I mean D--> The aspects of their majestic forms that are involved in reprodu%ion
D--> Earth towels are not very absorbent
D--> As I was saying D--> Can it be true that modern humans regard such high art as merely the 100d imaginings of D--> Depraved D--> Degenerates D--> I demand that someone familiar with Earth culture tell me whether this horrific misunderstanding tr001y is widespread among humans or not
Son, did you by any chance construct this robotic hornbeast? If not, it may be of some interest to you.
D--> Oh D--> I D--> I did not construct this
D--> I w001d like to know who did D--> This is quite an intimidating specimen
(via Nature - Week 12 Gallery - National Geographic Photo Contest 2011 - National Geographic)
a soulful kind of fellow (by manyfires)
D--> How did the photographer manage to get so close D--> I suppose Earth donkeys must be relatively docile
D--> Wait D--> Jake human D--> You have musclebeasts on your home island D--> Or centaurs, I suppose
D--> I was not aware they e%isted on Earth e%cept in the realm of fantasy
D--> Have you ever spent time observing them D--> Are they D--> Majestic
Sorry to butt in like this but i couldnt help but overhear you say you build robots! Would you be interested in building me a robot for fisticuffs and whatnot?
My chum attempted to but i dont think he quite got it right…
D--> Oh D--> I have built robots, yes D--> And almost all of them were for e%actly that purpose
D--> It w001d be somewhat challenging for me to build a fighting robot that was suited for combat with your human physique D--> But it is certainly possible D--> If you can assist me in finding a supply of appropriate materials for crafting roboti%, I will build something to your specifications
Centaur Carrying off a Nymph
By Laurent Marqueste 1892
D--> Ah D--> I see that at least humans in the past appreciated fine art
horsedrawn100sus:
[snip]
Hello Equius. I’ve been well, though it’s a bit difficult to get used to clomping around on these old hooves again after having been a sprite. But hay, I suppose that’s a fair trade for being alive again.
How have you been, my boy? Still as STRONG as ever?
D--> I see D--> It's nice to hear that you've been well
D--> Despite having been restored to life myself, and witnessing the return of other trolls' 100sus D--> I had not known whether or not I might see you again D--> And I am D--> Happy
D--> E%cuse me D--> Yes, of course, I am still e%ceptionally STRONG D--> If anything, my STRENGTH has increased D--> I w001d like to build robots even more powerful than I had before, and test my might against them D--> But it seems somewhat difficult to acquire the raw materials for sophisticated roboti% on Earth
Well, this is an e%ceptionally interesting site. It seems that my son is here as well; hopefully we will be stable to reunite. It has been far too long, and he’s a nice boy. And hello to everyone else as well, I suppose. I have herd many things about you!
D--> Aurthour? D--> I
D--> I did not e%pect to encounter you on the earth internet
D--> How have you been D--> How are you doing D--> Gosh
Aw, they love each other.
D--> What earth beasts are these
D--> Are earth horses able to read written language D--> Or to comprehend schematic diagrams
D--> I admit that that is impressive
dOES ANYONE HAVE ANY TYPES ON, uH HOW TO STAY WARM,
i AM FINDING THAT IT’S COLDER THEN I AM USED TO„
aND THERE ARE ONLY SO MANY SWEATERS A TROLL CAN WEAR„
}:(
D--> I suggest vigorous e%ercise
tHIS BEAST IS CONSIDERING WHETHER OR NOT TO STRIKE, dOWN IT’S ENEMIES,
oR TO GET A NICE SCRATCH BETWEEN THE EARS,
i AM ASSURED THESE ARE HARD CHOICES FOR BEASTS TO MAKE,
D--> This creature appears to be e%ceedingly weak D--> 100k at the lack of muscular definition in its foreleg, for e%ample
D--> Nevertheless D--> I appreciate the pale diamond marking on its nose D--> I hope this earth hopbeast has some inner STRENGTH that enables it to strike down its enemies against all odds
UH SO 1 H4V3 TO S4Y 4BOUT TH3 P4RTY THAT 1 W4S R43LLY M3SS3D UP BY THOS3 STUP1D DR1NKS BUT >:[ 1 ST1LL DONT TH1NK YOUR3 TH4T B4D OF 4 GUY SOM3 OF TH3 T1M3
D--> Oh
D--> Well, I
D--> Thank you
[snop]
wwhats wwith the question mark swweaty horse boy
my quadrants are secured
i didnt spend a night wwith someones hands dowwn my gills to havve their affections called into questions by someone wwho doesnt evven havve any quadrants filled
D—> What D—> What did you type there D—> Did you just imply that I do not have a moirail
D—> I am going to go pulverize some robots and imagine that they have your intolerably smug face
wwhere wwas your kitty shipper girl wwhen you wwere swweatin yourself into a nervvous stupor at that
tedious
routine
business function
D--> She was ill and unable to attend D--> For which I am very grateful D--> As this saved her from the routine business embarrassment that the rest of us faced
