N3OPHYT3 R3DGL4R3

WH4T'S 4NOTH3R 31GHT-L3TT3R T1TL3? (RP masterlist and guidelines)

[namajague]

I was making this picture for the 4th of July, but somehow I miscalculated and thought we were currently in the last week of June? And there’s just no way I’d be able to hold back on posting this masterpiece for two whole weeks, so here!

This is what happens when I fanart. This is why I don’t fanart, and why my webcomic consists of one piece of concept art.

For the purposes of this picture, we’re going with my tenuous headcanon that Redglare is blind, since that’s how I played her.

(I don’t know if you noticed, but both these trolls have ABSURDLY COMPLICATED OUTFITS. Major props to cosplayers who tackle basically any ancestor, it’s just too much for me to imagine.)

Also, whatever, trolls can reference the human American national anthem if I want them too, so hush.

[aroguishdemeanor]

testng

[aroguishdemeanor]

ooooooohhhhhh i gotcha ur one of THOSE.

so female-desnigated troll……. is ne0fy73 ur name or rank? i no how u guys are with that kindsa thing in your super fancy an superioerorer to ours culture.

[3t3rn4ln3ophyt3]

N3OPHYT3 1S MY R4NK

MY N4M3 1S R3DGL4R3

1 4M 4N 4LT3RN14N L3G1SL4C3R4TOR

YOU H4V3 NOT TOLD M3 HOW YOU 1D3NT1FY

TH4NK YOU FOR 4CKNOWL3DG1NG TH4T OUR CULTUR3 1S SUP3R1OR TO YOURS >:]

[aroguishdemeanor]

redglare hottttt i like it ;)

so yeah m,y name is roxy n my rank is FUCKIN HECKA ROCKURFACE, whcich is a kinda thing we huumans can totes be.

but i bett you already knew allllllll aboout it rite redsy? or i donno youre a l3g15l4c3r470r which is probs some kinda bigtime haxx0r shit rite? maybe u dont have time to be checkin up on earthlings all the tiem.

[3t3rn4ln3ophyt3]

1 H4V3 4BSOLUT3LY NO 1D34 WH4T YOUR3 T4LK1NG 4BOUT TO B3 HON3ST

BUT YOUR3 R1GHT 1 DONT CH3CK UP ON HUM4NS V3RY OFT3N

YOUR BLOOD 1S 1NSUFF1C13NT FOR TH3 MUR4LS SO 1 T3ND TO FOCUS ON CULL1NG TROLLS 1NST34D

[rainbowappreciator-blog]

yes like you should be right now

INSTEAD OF WASTING COMPANY TIME TALKING TO SPELLING DEPRIVED WIGGLERS

back to your station, neophyte

[3t3rn4ln3ophyt3]

S1R Y3S S1R

H4S TH3R3 B33N 4NY PROGR3SS M4D3 ON OP3R4T1ON: F1SHD4T3?

B3C4US3 4S1D3 FROM TH4T TH1NGS 4R3 PROGR3SS1NG SMOOTHLY

[aroguishdemeanor]

testng

[aroguishdemeanor]

ooooooohhhhhh i gotcha ur one of THOSE.

so female-desnigated troll……. is ne0fy73 ur name or rank? i no how u guys are with that kindsa thing in your super fancy an superioerorer to ours culture.

[3t3rn4ln3ophyt3]

N3OPHYT3 1S MY R4NK

MY N4M3 1S R3DGL4R3

1 4M 4N 4LT3RN14N L3G1SL4C3R4TOR

YOU H4V3 NOT TOLD M3 HOW YOU 1D3NT1FY

TH4NK YOU FOR 4CKNOWL3DG1NG TH4T OUR CULTUR3 1S SUP3R1OR TO YOURS >:]

[aroguishdemeanor]

redglare hottttt i like it ;)

so yeah m,y name is roxy n my rank is FUCKIN HECKA ROCKURFACE, whcich is a kinda thing we huumans can totes be.

but i bett you already knew allllllll aboout it rite redsy? or i donno youre a l3g15l4c3r470r which is probs some kinda bigtime haxx0r shit rite? maybe u dont have time to be checkin up on earthlings all the tiem.

[3t3rn4ln3ophyt3]

1 H4V3 4BSOLUT3LY NO 1D34 WH4T YOUR3 T4LK1NG 4BOUT TO B3 HON3ST

BUT YOUR3 R1GHT 1 DONT CH3CK UP ON HUM4NS V3RY OFT3N

YOUR BLOOD 1S 1NSUFF1C13NT FOR TH3 MUR4LS SO 1 T3ND TO FOCUS ON CULL1NG TROLLS 1NST34D

[aroguishdemeanor]

testng

[3t3rn4ln3ophyt3]

H3LLO ROXY

1 DONT KNOW WH4T 4 “lmaaaaaaaer” 1S

BUT 1 4M N34RLY C3RT41N TH3 NUM3R4LS OF TH3 BL1ND PROPH3TS 4R3 NOT 1T

4ND Y3S TH1S S1T3 1S 3XTR3M3LY STR4NG3 BUT 1TS ON 4 SH4R3D N3TWORK SO TH3R3 YOU GO

1 4M N3OPHYT3 R3DGL4R3

YOUR SP3LL1NG 1NTR1GU3S M3

[aroguishdemeanor]

sup n3ofyt3.

aw shit sorry i just rlized i called u a girl efven tho this is the interwub n there is a RLY HIGH NUMBER% chance ur not

been hangin out on ~g4m3r g1rl me554g3 b04rds~ too much laetly lol sry

unles u are o course in which case TOTES SWEET

or 5\/\/33337 i guess if thats what ur in2!

[3t3rn4ln3ophyt3]

1M NOT 4 G1RL BUT 1M 4 F3M4L3-D3S1GN4T3D TROLL SO 1 TH1N TH4T M4Y COUNT FOR YOUR PURPOS3S

HOW DO YOU 1D3NT1FY?

(F1V3 4ND S3V3N 4R3 NOT 3V3N 4MONG TH3 PROPH3T1C NUM3R4LS WHY WOULD 1 US3 TH3M?)

[aroguishdemeanor]

ooooooohhhhhh i gotcha ur one of THOSE.

so female-desnigated troll……. is ne0fy73 ur name or rank? i no how u guys are with that kindsa thing in your super fancy an superioerorer to ours culture.

[3t3rn4ln3ophyt3]

N3OPHYT3 1S MY R4NK

MY N4M3 1S R3DGL4R3

1 4M 4N 4LT3RN14N L3G1SL4C3R4TOR

YOU H4V3 NOT TOLD M3 HOW YOU 1D3NT1FY

TH4NK YOU FOR 4CKNOWL3DG1NG TH4T OUR CULTUR3 1S SUP3R1OR TO YOURS >:]

[aroguishdemeanor]

testng

*testing

un deux twah

[3t3rn4ln3ophyt3]

H3LLO

WHO M1GHT YOU B3?

YOU SM3LL… P1NK

[aroguishdemeanor]

l o l and u type like a lmaaaaaaaer.

i am supes pink tho pnik like u have no iDEA.

this bloggin site is weird if ppl r just all rockin up leik “who r u” on ur own blag. b4 ive evn made a rel 1st psot or anything even!!! but 4 the sake of properietee:

HI IM ROXY, an who are yoooou miss |337yf4[3?

[3t3rn4ln3ophyt3]

H3LLO ROXY

1 DONT KNOW WH4T 4 “lmaaaaaaaer” 1S

BUT 1 4M N34RLY C3RT41N TH3 NUM3R4LS OF TH3 BL1ND PROPH3TS 4R3 NOT 1T

4ND Y3S TH1S S1T3 1S 3XTR3M3LY STR4NG3 BUT 1TS ON 4 SH4R3D N3TWORK SO TH3R3 YOU GO

1 4M N3OPHYT3 R3DGL4R3

YOUR SP3LL1NG 1NTR1GU3S M3

[aroguishdemeanor]

sup n3ofyt3.

aw shit sorry i just rlized i called u a girl efven tho this is the interwub n there is a RLY HIGH NUMBER% chance ur not

been hangin out on ~g4m3r g1rl me554g3 b04rds~ too much laetly lol sry

unles u are o course in which case TOTES SWEET

or 5\/\/33337 i guess if thats what ur in2!

[3t3rn4ln3ophyt3]

1M NOT 4 G1RL BUT 1M 4 F3M4L3-D3S1GN4T3D TROLL SO 1 TH1N TH4T M4Y COUNT FOR YOUR PURPOS3S

HOW DO YOU 1D3NT1FY?

(F1V3 4ND S3V3N 4R3 NOT 3V3N 4MONG TH3 PROPH3T1C NUM3R4LS WHY WOULD 1 US3 TH3M?)

[aroguishdemeanor]

testng

*testing

un deux twah

[3t3rn4ln3ophyt3]

H3LLO

WHO M1GHT YOU B3?

YOU SM3LL… P1NK

[aroguishdemeanor]

l o l and u type like a lmaaaaaaaer.

i am supes pink tho pnik like u have no iDEA.

this bloggin site is weird if ppl r just all rockin up leik “who r u” on ur own blag. b4 ive evn made a rel 1st psot or anything even!!! but 4 the sake of properietee:

HI IM ROXY, an who are yoooou miss |337yf4[3?

[3t3rn4ln3ophyt3]

H3LLO ROXY

1 DONT KNOW WH4T 4 "lmaaaaaaaer" 1S

BUT 1 4M N34RLY C3RT41N TH3 NUM3R4LS OF TH3 BL1ND PROPH3TS 4R3 NOT 1T

4ND Y3S TH1S S1T3 1S 3XTR3M3LY STR4NG3 BUT 1TS ON 4 SH4R3D N3TWORK SO TH3R3 YOU GO

1 4M N3OPHYT3 R3DGL4R3

YOUR SP3LL1NG 1NTR1GU3S M3

[aroguishdemeanor]

testng

*testing

un deux twah

[3t3rn4ln3ophyt3]

H3LLO

WHO M1GHT YOU B3?

YOU SM3LL... P1NK

[3t3rn4ln3ophyt3]

according to the larvae today is the earth holiday of grubs with projectile weapons and a famous human criminal. THEY APPARENTLY EQUATE THIS TO GIVING SWEETS TO EACH OTHER AND GOING ON "DATES" it seems that this is their depraved way of celebrating moiraillegiance EVEN THOUGH THE WIGGLERS SAY THAT THEY DON'T HAVE QUADRANTS, FITTING THIS EFFETE PLANET but even if so, i wanted to say that if i must be stuck on a benighted rock i could do worse than spend my time in your company. <>

TH4TS V3RY STR4NG3

4ND - YOUR3 R1GHT - K1ND OF HYPOCR1T1C4L!

BUT 1F W3 R3COGN1Z3D TH3 HUM4N 3ND-OF-"Y34R" HOL1D4YS 1T ONLY M4K3S S3NS3 TO R3COGN1Z3 TH1S ON3

SO Y3S H1GHBLOOD

1N TH3 SP1R1T OF MO1R41LL3G14NC3 1 4M GL4D W3 4R3 TOG3TH3R

3V3N 1F TH3 JUST1C3 ON TH1S PL4N3T 1S LO4THSOM3 4ND P3CUL14R 1T L34ST YOU 4R3 TH3R3 TO H3LP M3 D3C1D3 WHOM TO 4RR3ST

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[rainbowappreciator-blog]

[snop]

[3t3rn4ln3ophyt3]

1-

TH4T W1LL T4K3 SOM3 4DJUSTM3NT

H1GHBLOOD

TH4NK YOU

1TS GOOD TO H4V3 4 MO1R41L 1SNT 1T?

1 R3GR3T TH4T 1 4M NOT Y3T 3X4SP3R4T3D 3NOUGH W1TH 3R1D4N TO W4NT H1M D34D

1 KNOW TH4T WOULD M4K3 YOU H4PPY >:]

[rainbowappreciator-blog]

N3OPHYT3 R3DGL4R3: rainbowappreciator: N3OPHYT3 R3DGL4R33t3rn4ln3ophyt3:...

PALE AS BONES

sealed unto the Vast Honk, when of course we will all be judged as sinners and unmercifully slaughtered, amen

YOU ARE ONE OF THE TWO PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET THAT I TRUST, NEOPHYTE, AND I WON'T CULL THE FISHY BOY, NO MATTER MY OWN PERSONAL PLATONIC HATRED, IF HE TRULY MAKES YOU ANGRY.

<>

[3t3rn4ln3ophyt3]

TH3 3V3RL4ST1NG C1RCUS W1LL B34R T3ST4M3NT TO OUR P4L3HOOD

UNT1L TH3 R3SURR3CT1ON OF TH3 CULL3D 4ND TH3 L1F3 OF TH3 C4RN1V4L TO COM3

<>

4ND Y3S H1GHBLOOD

H3 R34LLY DO3S M4K3 M3 V4RY 4NGRY

1 H4T3 H1M MOR3 TH4N 4NYON3 3LS3 4L1V3

1 M34N

MOR3 TH4N 4NYON3 3LS3

P3R1OD

[3t3rn4ln3ophyt3]

OH M1RTHFUL M3SS14HS 1 4M SO CONFL1CT3D R1GHT NOW

[rainbowappreciator-blog]

neophyte, what’s wrong?

DO YOU WANT ME TO CULL SOMEBODY FOR YOU?

[3t3rn4ln3ophyt3]

#is it the fish? #PLEASE SAY IT’S THE FISH

NO S1R 1T 1S NOT TH3 F1SH

1 PROM1S3 1 W1LL T3LL YOU 1F 1 3V3R W4NT YOU TO CULL 3R1D4N

1 TH1NK MY CURR3NT CONFL1CT 1S SOM3TH1NG 1 SHOULD SORT OUT FOR MYS3LF

OR 4T L34ST NOT 1N TH1S PUBL1C FORUM

BUT TH4NK YOU FOR B31NG CONC3RN3D

[rainbowappreciator-blog]

N3OPHYT3 R3DGL4R3

neophyte i think that at this stage in our relationship you can call me the highblood

BUT AS YOUR MOIRAIL I WILL BE HERE TO HELP YOU WITH ANY OF YOUR PROBLEMS

just especially the ones that involve culling overgrown sea trolls.

[3t3rn4ln3ophyt3]

1-

TH4T W1LL T4K3 SOM3 4DJUSTM3NT

H1GHBLOOD

TH4NK YOU

1TS GOOD TO H4V3 4 MO1R41L 1SNT 1T?

1 R3GR3T TH4T 1 4M NOT Y3T 3X4SP3R4T3D 3NOUGH W1TH 3R1D4N TO W4NT H1M D34D

1 KNOW TH4T WOULD M4K3 YOU H4PPY >:]

[3t3rn4ln3ophyt3]

OH M1RTHFUL M3SS14HS 1 4M SO CONFL1CT3D R1GHT NOW

[rainbowappreciator-blog]

neophyte, what’s wrong?

DO YOU WANT ME TO CULL SOMEBODY FOR YOU?

[3t3rn4ln3ophyt3]

#is it the fish? #PLEASE SAY IT'S THE FISH

NO S1R 1T 1S NOT TH3 F1SH

1 PROM1S3 1 W1LL T3LL YOU 1F 1 3V3R W4NT YOU TO CULL 3R1D4N

1 TH1NK MY CURR3NT CONFL1CT 1S SOM3TH1NG 1 SHOULD SORT OUT FOR MYS3LF

OR 4T L34ST NOT 1N TH1S PUBL1C FORUM

BUT TH4NK YOU FOR B31NG CONC3RN3D

[3t3rn4ln3ophyt3]

1TS T1M3S L1K3 TH1S 1 W1SH 1 H4D 4 PR1V4T3 JOURN4L

[3t3rn4ln3ophyt3]

OH M1RTHFUL M3SS14HS 1 4M SO CONFL1CT3D R1GHT NOW

[internetgeek]

Well that'2 over now.

Hey once more..hopiing thiing2 are okay.but more than liikely thiing2 are 2crewed a2 u2ual

[3t3rn4ln3ophyt3]

WH4TS WRONG?

[internetgeek]

nothiing striikiing at the moment..ii ju2t get the2e moment2 of “oh 2hiit 2omethiing awful ii2 comiing” whiile II miight ju2t be riidiculou2ly ten2e 2ometiime2 II ju2t get thii2 thought iin miing.

[3t3rn4ln3ophyt3]

OH NO

1F 1TS 4NY CONSOL4T1ON TH1NGS S33M PR3TTY OK FROM H3R3?

1 M34N 4S1D3 FROM TH3 T1NY M4TT3R OF 4N 1MP3ND1NG UPR1S1NG

BUT TH4T M4Y OR M4Y NOT H4PP3N SHHH

[righteouspaps]

IT’S VERY DIFFICULT TO PLAN A REVOLUTION DURING THE HOLIDAY SEASON, ALL RIGHT? WHAT WITH THE GOBBLEBEAST AND THE GIFTS AND THE WHOLE “GOODWILL TOWARDS TROLLS” THING…

[3t3rn4ln3ophyt3]

NO ON3S BL4M1NG YOU!

MUCH

W3R3 TROLLS W3R3 1MP4T13NT BY N4TUR3

TH3 GOBBL3B34STS 4R3 PR3TTY D1STR4CT1NG THOUGH 1 MUST 4DM1T

BUT NOW TH4T 4 N3W SW33P H4S B3GUN...

[internetgeek]

Well that'2 over now.

Hey once more..hopiing thiing2 are okay.but more than liikely thiing2 are 2crewed a2 u2ual

[3t3rn4ln3ophyt3]

WH4TS WRONG?

[internetgeek]

nothiing striikiing at the moment..ii ju2t get the2e moment2 of “oh 2hiit 2omethiing awful ii2 comiing” whiile II miight ju2t be riidiculou2ly ten2e 2ometiime2 II ju2t get thii2 thought iin miing.

[3t3rn4ln3ophyt3]

OH NO

1F 1TS 4NY CONSOL4T1ON TH1NGS S33M PR3TTY OK FROM H3R3?

1 M34N 4S1D3 FROM TH3 T1NY M4TT3R OF 4N 1MP3ND1NG UPR1S1NG

BUT TH4T M4Y OR M4Y NOT H4PP3N SHHH

[internetgeek]

Well that'2 over now.

Hey once more..hopiing thiing2 are okay.but more than liikely thiing2 are 2crewed a2 u2ual

[3t3rn4ln3ophyt3]

WH4TS WRONG?

[3t3rn4ln3ophyt3]

1TS B33N V3RY QU13T L4T3LY

TOO QU13T

1TS... SUSP1C1OUS

1 M4Y H4V3 TO 1NV3ST1G4T3