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[little-shark-memes]

Send “Shove” to pin my muse against a wall.

Send “Pinned” for my muse to pin your muse against a wall.

[vaememes]

send ' ▼' for my muses reaction to yours straddling/sitting on their lap.

alternatively send ’ ▼+ reverse ’ for my muse to straddle / sit on your muses lap.

[rpmemes-gallery]

Symbols for the mun

💝 I ship our muses, but we’ve never interacted

✨ I think your portrayal is on point, but it also intimidates me

💍 I want to be exclusives with you 

⭐️ We don’t rp, but I desperately wish we did

☀️ I want to rp with you, but I’m not sure how

💔 We’ve rp’ed in the past, but now we don’t

🎂 I’m new to your blog, and I want to be friends

🎉 We’ve been mutuals for ages, and this makes me so happy!

💡 I have a thread idea for us!

💌 I just think you’re amazing

💥 We’re not mutuals, but I wish you’d notice me

[perfectrpmemes]

Send 👌 for my muse’s reaction to walking in on yours masturbating and moaning my muse’s name

Send 👉 for the reverse!

[askmemes4rp]

NSFW Prompts

[insomniacannotsleep]

“Whipped cream or chocolate sauce?” “Come sit on my lap.” “I can’t stop thinking about your hands on me.” “My thighs can be your earmuffs.” “God, you look good.” “Come here, baby.” “Come here, daddy.” “Give me a kiss.” “Your mouth looks great all pink and swollen.” “I could really use a fuck right now.” “We can take a quick shower.” “I could give you a massage, if you want.” “Please?” “You’re so cute I could just eat you up.” “Would you prefer lingerie or a collar?” “Hey, I’m open minded.” “Are you sure that’s safe?” “Silk or lace?” “I want to be sore.” “I don’t have a gag reflex.” “What flavour condom do you like?” “We have time to kill; you know what that means.” “Beg for it.” “You look super hot from down here.” “You look super hot from up here.” “Someone’s happy to see me.”

[arrowthroughlokiseyesocket]

*Kiss* - officialjamesbarnes

Clint was a tad taken back, at the sudden burst of affection, however still kissing back. He glanced up and noticed the mistletoe, laughing a little against Bucky’s mouth. “Is that the only reason for your affection?”

@officialjamesbarnes

[officialjamesbarnes]

Bucky chuckled, registering g exactly the moment of confusion, distraction, and complete transition of Clint’s thoughts after he kissed him. He grinned and leaned into his kiss willingly, kissing him back slow and sweetly, “The best one…”

[arrowthroughlokiseyesocket]

“I don’t know why we don’t have it all the time” He whispered back against his lips, smiling. He pulled away a little, before resting his head on Bucky’s shoulder.

[officialjamesbarnes]

😡 - arrowthroughlokiseyesocket

Send 😡 for an angsty starter

“Natasha… I- I couldn’t get to her fast enough, Clint.”

[officialjamesbarnes]

“Clint,” Bucky grunted lightly, more of a hiccuped sob than a word, and caught the man as gentle as he could. He held him as he cried, hi entire body wracked with the force of his sobs, but Bucky was glad he’d finally cracked him. It wasn’t keep denying it. Even as much as Bucky too wished it wasn’t true. He held on tight, for his own well being, crying silently into Clint’s shaking shoulder.

[arrowthroughlokiseyesocket]

Clint wrapped his arms around Bucky tighter, as he felt his knees buckle and he sank to the floor. He sat there in silence with his arms around Bucky, silent bar the sobs echoing in the chamber. Slowly his crying began to cease. He didn’t know what to say. 

[officialjamesbarnes]

Bucky caught him carefully under the arms, and lowered to the ground with him. He immediately pulled his head to his chest and under his neck and rubbed his back slowly with his other arm. They stayed there for probably about an hour before the crying really stopped and there was just stilled silence. Bucky didn’t move yet though, “Clint..?”

[arrowthroughlokiseyesocket]

Clint dug his head further into Bucky’s chest, as the crying subsided. He sniffed a little, as the other man shook him out of his daze, the words waking him up. He pulled his head away, his eyes red and itchy, and he looked up at Bucky. “Yeah?”

[arrowthroughlokiseyesocket]

*Kiss* - officialjamesbarnes

Clint was a tad taken back, at the sudden burst of affection, however still kissing back. He glanced up and noticed the mistletoe, laughing a little against Bucky’s mouth. “Is that the only reason for your affection?”

@officialjamesbarnes

[officialjamesbarnes]

Bucky shrugged, pecking a kiss to Clint’s cheek in the meantime, “I dunno, Clint, it’s tradition. A mighty fine one too, at that.”

[arrowthroughlokiseyesocket]

The kiss distracted him from his rambling mind, and he glanced back to Bucky, curling his fingers around his shirt lapels, pulling him for a kiss again. “It is a fine tradition...”

[arrowthroughlokiseyesocket]

*Kiss* - officialjamesbarnes

Clint was a tad taken back, at the sudden burst of affection, however still kissing back. He glanced up and noticed the mistletoe, laughing a little against Bucky’s mouth. “Is that the only reason for your affection?”

@officialjamesbarnes

[officialjamesbarnes]

Bucky was about to respond when he recognized the look on Clint’s face and he couldn’t help but laugh, “I dunno, darling, I’m pretty sure it’s a bush. Why don’t you look it up?”

[arrowthroughlokiseyesocket]

Clint barely acknowledged the laugh, bar a smirk plastered across his lips. He powered on through. “But I mean, we hang it up like it’s a tree, and it’s got branches... Why do we do that anyway?”

[arrowthroughlokiseyesocket]

*Kiss* - officialjamesbarnes

Clint was a tad taken back, at the sudden burst of affection, however still kissing back. He glanced up and noticed the mistletoe, laughing a little against Bucky’s mouth. “Is that the only reason for your affection?”

@officialjamesbarnes

[officialjamesbarnes]

Bucky glanced up again at the spring of mistletoe and back down with a sheepish grin and shrug. It made him smile how, even after pulling away to look over their heads, Clint still stayed close enough their lips touched. It inspired Bucky’s hands to gravitate to his waist, just enjoying the closeness. “Perhaps not. Think of the mistletoe as more of… Incentive.”

[arrowthroughlokiseyesocket]

“Incentive? Do you still need incentive to kiss me?” He asked, resting his forehead on Bucky’s, moving closer to him.

[officialjamesbarnes]

Bucky chuckled and let his eyes close when their foreheads touched, “No, I guess you’re right. The mistletoe just gave me more of a reason to do it this time around.”

[arrowthroughlokiseyesocket]

“Does a whole mistletoe bush, mean you’ll fuck me?” He teased, before his face adopted puzzled expression, the sure sign of him about to go on a tangent. “Is mistletoe a bush or a tree?”

[arrowthroughlokiseyesocket]

*Kiss* - officialjamesbarnes

Clint was a tad taken back, at the sudden burst of affection, however still kissing back. He glanced up and noticed the mistletoe, laughing a little against Bucky’s mouth. “Is that the only reason for your affection?”

@officialjamesbarnes

[officialjamesbarnes]

Bucky glanced up again at the spring of mistletoe and back down with a sheepish grin and shrug. It made him smile how, even after pulling away to look over their heads, Clint still stayed close enough their lips touched. It inspired Bucky’s hands to gravitate to his waist, just enjoying the closeness. “Perhaps not. Think of the mistletoe as more of… Incentive.”

[arrowthroughlokiseyesocket]

“Incentive? Do you still need incentive to kiss me?” He asked, resting his forehead on Bucky’s, moving closer to him.

[officialjamesbarnes]

“Me neither,” Bucky smirked, hooking his bag over his shoulder and reaching instinctually to his coat pocket for a cigarette, and frowning when he remembered they had been confiscated. He glanced across the street to a convience store and sighed, “You coming with or..?”

[arrowthroughlokiseyesocket]

Clint swung his bag over his shoulder, still laughing a little. He glanced up to Bucky, raising an eyebrow a little. He paused, slightly confused. He had momentarily forgotten everything. “Oh yeah. Let’s go.” 

[officialjamesbarnes]

Bucky gave him a funny look, and shrugged, nodding toward the convince store, “Might even share one with ya.” Bucky bought cigarettes, and also two sodas and a large bag of popcorn, which he tossed at Clint when he came outside. “We can share.”

[arrowthroughlokiseyesocket]

Clint waited outside. He didn’t particularly want anything, plus the last time he went in, he got caught, trying to smuggle out some chips, and a soda. He didn’t want to risk it being the same guy behind the till. He was leaning against the wall, when a flying piece of metal came hurtling at his face. He caught it, just before it hit him straight in the eyes. He always had decent reflexes. “Hey, Thanks” He replied, holding up the soda. “Sounds good”

[arrowthroughlokiseyesocket]

*Kiss* - officialjamesbarnes

Clint was a tad taken back, at the sudden burst of affection, however still kissing back. He glanced up and noticed the mistletoe, laughing a little against Bucky’s mouth. “Is that the only reason for your affection?”@officialjamesbarnes

[emilleaah]

Christmas Mistletoe.

Reblog and see who leaves you a kiss in your ask box. ;)

[vampiricallyinclined]

Festive Prompt List

“Is that mistletoe?”

“Are you- are you pulling down mistletoe?”

“I don’t care about tradition, you try and get me to kiss you under the mistletoe and I will punch you”

“If I hear one more Mariah Carey song I will riot”

“Remind me why I can’t kill the carolers?”

“Hum one more note of that carol and I will stab you”

“My house, my rules. The Christmas music stays on” 

“If you throw that snowball you’re declaring war”

“You’re kidding, right? I’m not going out in that snow storm!”

“I don’t care what you say, The Nightmare Before Christmas works for Christmas and Halloween”

“I can’t believe you did all this, for me”

“You don’t have to go to all this trouble, you know”

“You didn’t really think I’d let you spend Christmas alone, did you?”

“You’d make a really terrible Santa”

“It’s a time of good will, not whatever the hell you’re doing”

“Aren’t you just Santa’s Little Helper?”

“You call this decorated?”

“How on earth did you get tinsel there?”

“Wow, you really go overboard with decorations, don’t you?”

“It looks like Santa threw up here”

“What are you doing to that poor wrapping paper?”

“Exactly how much more hinting do I have to do?” 

 “Have I told you how much I hate Christmas shopping?”

“Secret Santa is bullshit”

“Tell me what you want for Christmas”

“Why are you so impossible to shop for?”

“Can’t I just give you $20 and you can buy something for yourself?”

“Please tell me you aren’t searching my room for where I’ve hidden the presents”

“I thought we weren’t doing gifts!”

“I got you a Christmas sweater!”

“How many Christmas sweaters do you own?”

“You’re wearing the Santa hat, whether you like it or not”

“One normal Christmas, that’s all I wanted”

“I’m sure what ever threat is out there can wait until after Christmas dinner”

“You invited how many people over for Christmas dinner??”

“You really can’t cook, can you?”

“Who the hell turned off the oven?!” 

“This calls for eggnog” 

“I can’t believe no one has spiked the eggnog yet”

“Just how much eggnog have you had?”

“I’m starting to regret having taught you about gluhwein”

“Oi! That’s my hot chocolate”

“Spam is not a suitable replacement for turkey”

“No offence meant, but I do not trust you to carve the turkey”

“I don’t care about anything else, the pudding is all that matters”

“Hey, binge eating at Christmas is totally justified!”

“You made gingerbread zombies?”

“Step away from the cookies.”

“Who ate all the advent calendar chocolates?!”

“Normally I’d say no, but I’m on my 14th candy cane, so why not?” 

[sentinaels]

love actually (2003) → sentence starters.

❛ general opinion makes out that we live in a world of hatred and greed, but i don’t see that. ❜

❛ seems to me love is everywhere. ❜     

❛ if you look for it, i’ve got a sneaky feeling you’ll find love actually is all around. ❜

❛ this is shit, isn’t it ? ❜

❛ i love you even when you’re sick and look disgusting. ❜

❛ did i mention that i love you ? ❜

❛ i’m sorry, i literally don’t have anybody else to talk to. ❜ 

❛ there was more than one lobster present at the birth of jesus ? ❜

❛ shit, i can’t believe i’ve just said that. and now i’ve gone and said ‘shit’. twice. ❜

❛ i’ve worked out why i can’t find true love. ❜

❛ no, i-i just thought i’d ask bluntly in case it was the right question and you needed someone to talk about it and no one had ever asked you. ❜ 

❛ invite him out for a drink then casually mention you’d like to marry him and have lots of sex and babies. ❜

❛ christmas is a time for people with someone they love in their lives. ❜ 

❛ when i was young and successful i was greedy and foolish, and now i’m left with no one, wrinkled and alone. ❜

❛ ask me anything, i’ll tell you the truth. ❜

❛ i’m not going to act like a petulant child. ❜ 

❛ who do you have to screw ‘round here to get a cup of tea and a biscuit ? ❜           

❛ i have to say, __, this is a real pleasure, it’s a pleasure to find someone i can actually chat to. ❜

❛ oh, christ, you haven’t got some horrible six-foot, tight-t-shirt wearing boyfriend ? ❜

❛ i’ll just be hanging around the mistletoe, hoping to be kissed. ❜  

❛ christ, he might be injecting heroin into his eyeballs for all i know. ❜

❛ get a grip. people hate sissies. ❜

❛ no one’s gonna shag you if you cry all the time. ❜

❛ aren’t you a bit young to be in love ? ❜

❛ well, basically you’re fucked, aren’t you ? ❜ 

❛ you’re still sickeningly handsome, whereas i look like my aunt mildred. ❜

❛ i love [pronoun] and true love lasts a lifetime. ❜

❛ fuck - it’s freezing ! fuck ! ❜

❛ it’s my favourite time of the day…driving you. ❜

❛ it’s the saddest part of my day, leaving you. ❜

❛ i’m nice. i really am. apart from my terrible taste in pie and…it would be great if we could be friends. ❜

❛ it’s a…self-preservation thing, you see. ❜

❛ you know, __, i’m sure [pronoun] is/are unique and extraordinary but general wisdom is that in the end, there isn’t just one person for each of us. ❜

❛ i think it’s brilliant, i think it’s stellar. apart from the one obvious tiny little baby little hiccup. ❜ 

❛ i promise to sing a song stark naked on tv on christmas eve. ❜   

❛ why don’t you come upstairs in about ten seconds ? ❜ 

❛ of course, if you want me to come over i will. ❜

❛ sorry to be a bit forward and all that but…you don’t fancy going for a christmas drink, do you ? i mean, nothing implied. just maybe go and see something christmassy or something. ❜

❛ normally, i’m really shy, takes me ages to get the courage up, so thank you. ❜ 

❛ come on, come on, come on, we’re horribly late. ❜

❛ the thing about romance is people only get together at the very end. ❜  

❛ by the way, i feel bad. i never ask you how your love life is going. ❜

❛ much as it grieves me to say it, it might be that the people i love is in fact…you. ❜

❛ it’s a terrible, terrible mistake…but you turn out to be the fucking love of my life. ❜

❛ if you can’t say it at christmas, when can you, eh ? i’m actually yours. ❜ 

❛ __, you’ve got nothing to lose and you’ll always regret it if you don’t. ❜    

❛ let’s go get the shit kicked out of us by love. ❜

[stillfeeluncomfortable-deactiva]

“Do you think foods have feelings? Maybe that gumball I dropped today was sad I didn’t eat him…” -arrowthroughlokiseyesocket

Friendship Starters || Accepting

@arrowthroughlokiseyesocket

“No, Clint, I don’t think gumballs have feelings,” the Widow sighed. “I think maybe if you put your focus into work as much as you think about your food, we could’ve left half an hour ago.”

[arrowthroughlokiseyesocket]

“But it just rolled away under the counter... It looked so sad...”