Grape Tomato Lemon Orange

A joke from the past cause I miss it. Don’t mind mockingbird man in the back there, he’s also a personal joke. Op is 21+

[bugshroom]

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

[spankerella]

@ perfectunion

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[hydrattan]

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

[phineas-and-ferb-heritage-posts]

phineas and ferb heritage post

[icantspellthings]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[tfoutofcontextcomicedition]

THE PRIDE MONTH POST

freedom is the right of ALL sentient beings 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[madamadamiu]

One year of the Lost Light Cat Shelter!!! It’s been a wonderful time

[corckystephanie]

hey. don't cry. knotted dildo that makes your t-dick stick out obscenely far once the knot is in so you can feel exactly how hard you are when you stroke it, okay?

[smeargleno1fan]

Talked to God just now. She said in her original humanity trial run you could fuck each other through the ears right to the brain. Only lasting consequence was that you just became even more of a pervert. Unfortunately she had to scrap the idea cuz everyone was just doing that all the time so nobody wrote any sitcoms, which is apparently what she’s ultimately going for? But she said she’d consider bringing it back if some more good sitcoms got made so we should all get to writing I think

[mevil]

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone

[xenosaurus]

it’s a shame more vampire media doesn’t pull from vampire bat behavior because they’re such sweeties. they can only survive their incredibly specialized diet because bats will share blood with colony members that didn’t find a meal! there’s evidence that suggests the donors sometimes initiate this behavior themselves by approaching hungry bats! the colonies are mostly harems of females with a few males but they’ve been observed letting unrelated males in when it gets cold so they can all stay warm! cute little social critters!

[xenosaurus]

@yupekosi your tags have created such a beautiful world

[brightgoat]

Just in time before mermay ends!

[mrsmummifikation]

This time of year can be frustrating for people in the aro/ace community.

I will be here, whenever you need to talk. 

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[yearofdoodles]

It is NOT escaping the third mom allegations 🚫

Thank you to @securityunit-ese for the excellent prompt and to @emily-e-draws for making me want to immediately draw mb at the rainforest cafe when I saw your art 💖

[hungry-skeleton]

Asexuals were always part of pride and it really fucking shows when people think it's a recent term.

[hungry-skeleton]

Although not going by the term "asexual" yet, asexuality was spoken about alongside homosexuality as far back as the 1890s. Asexual history is just as vital to queer history as any other term and I'm so tired of watching us being treated like a new thing

[hungry-skeleton]

This image is so so fucking important to me

[hungry-skeleton]

Reblog this, cowards

[imp]

[atlinmerrick]

Every time I see this I lose my marbles I love it so much. "For some reason I yelled who is in here as I was falling" is the point where my soul leaves my body. God I love.

[totallysilvergirl]

"especially my grandma" and "folded like a lawn chair" do it for me