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New intro! I realize it’s been a moment since I’ve properly introduced myself and my old intro is definitely outdated.

Basic info:

Pronouns: she/they

Alias: Jack/Gray

Asexual/???romantic

AuDHD

Personality type (for funsies): INTJ, 5w4

What is welcome here:

Anyone of every neuro type, sexuality, romantic identity, gender identity, racial background, ethnicity, religion (or lack thereof), and anyone who think the sky is made of amethyst and all the stars look like little fish. All jokes aside, this blog is 18+ so consider yourself warned. Feel free to fill my inbox with asks about whatever, you can submit questions anonymously or not, up to you.

What is not welcome here:

Racism, sexism, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, TERFs, supporting Netanyahu, any hatred on the grounds of/towards religion, bigotry, cops, ICE supporters, Elon Musk supporters, MAGA supporters, AI, ableism, or any other form of hateful bullshit. No jokes about SA, violence, etc, you get the gist. I will block and report people who are disrespectful or who exhibit any hateful/nasty behavior because I don’t care to engage unless it’s genuinely important to address. Also, no Jolyene haters, you don’t have to like her but if you hate her we’ll have a problem.

(More info on me/fandom interests below the cut)

motherfuckingshakespeare

A HANDY CHART FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE. NOTE THAT THESE ARE ALL THE INFORMAL AND YOU IS THE FORMAL SO LIKE YOU WOULD ALWAYS ADDRESS YOUR SUPERIOR/ OLDER PERSON/ SOCIAL BETTER WITH YOU BUT WITH YOUR BUDS YOU CAN USE THESE.

heroineimages

I’m not sure I knew the thy/thine distinction. Thanks for this!

Reasons I’m terrified to go to the doctor:

-I think I know what’s wrong with me and I’m terrified that I’m right

-If I’m wrong about what’s wrong with me I’m scared of what is and worried the doctor won’t know either

ur-favorite-fishgirl

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

I’m probably completely wrong but I like the idea that giving someone a tip refers to a time where you paid for something with a particular weight of gold or something and a tip was an additional amount of gold making your payment outweigh the agreed upon amount as a gift for good service or whatnot. Like literally tipping the scale

imjunebitch

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

liirker-at-thresholds

I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are

Not deterred by the closed door

Working as a group

Protecting their identities

Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction

Getting away at the end

These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere

liirker-at-thresholds

The church of scientology is on tumblr and they are sending me anon asks telling me that they can't even commit to reporting a post

Nothing quite like getting in bed and then realizing that you forgot to take your medication, taking it, and then getting in bed and then realizing that you forgot to take your medication, taking it, and then getting in bed and then realizing that you forgot to take your medication, taking it, and then getting in bed and then realizing that you forgot to take your medication, taking it, and then

i-am-a-lazy-mess

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

If anyone wants to do research on sleep paralysis I volunteer as subject. I have the fun kind that happens as you’re falling asleep too I’m a rare specimen. Please I beg of you I’m tired of only being able to find out about my symptoms and pathology reliably through Reddit, the current research is so limited

Biblically accurate Alfred Pennyworth is Christopher Lee but ik some of you aren’t quite ready for that convo

#but his Cold War era was insane fr #batfam #Batman

scramratz

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

batsandboba

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

gloomsday

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

autiebiographical

Listing Elon Musk as a good example of successful autistics is an immediate red flag for me. The man's a massive piece of crap, and the only reason he hasn't completely failed in life is because his safety net is infinite. Let's not praise someone who's objectively worked towards making the world a worse place.

And for my next trick, here’s a list of fictional men I can’t fucking stand because they’re not interesting enough as characters for me to get over how shitty they are as people even though they’re not real:

-Walter White

-Odysseus

-Merlin

-Michael Scott

-Dexter Morgan

-Tony Stark

Thank you for coming to my ted talk no I will not be taking any questions, critiques, or criticisms

Could we sue someone for elder abuse for keeping Trump in office

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