That Guy in the Mario Hat

The name's Avery / 27 / He/Him / Canadian Nerd I hold a World Record: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_6JCKz07mY Lover of The Last Airbender, F-Zero, Monster Hunter, and Dragons.

[spiralstaircased]

due to inflation you must answer my riddles five

[zouffle]

due to budget cuts i will grant you two wishes

[lesbiancinnabun-deactivated2023]

due to recent layoffs there is only one of me and I lie 50% of the time

[rongzhi]

Translation request by @unbridled. English added by me :)

[blinkinink]

[les8ean]

:3

[garaks-padded-bra]

I think the turbolift is stuck…

[bowserwife]

As a general rule, don't trust anyone who identifies as a "normal person".

[laughconfetti]

i trust him

[damnwyverngems]

[khytal]

I dreamed that I was playing mariokart and there was a track that took 3 days to complete and when I somehow managed to get 1st place a popup came onscreen that had a pic of koopa troopa and text that read “congratulations!! you’re gonna have so much sex” and I started laughing so hard I woke up

[khytal]

[chamomile-g-tea]

whoa! wow! g/t

[devileaterjaek]

[wuntrum]

[dailyfemusic]

[uchivstheworld]

Diablos - Peace Disturbed

[penbwl]

He’s so fucking dumb looking❤️❤️❤️❤️

[meladoodle]

i got this photo with gus from breaking bad and the conversation went like this

me: “hey can you pretend this banana I found outside is a gun?” him: “it is a gun” me: “shit you’re a good actor”

[fathergustave]

PROOF OF A HERO.

[damnwyverngems]

[carl-tabora]

Namielle Monster Hunter

[x3nshit]

one thing i need to start living by is “become the thing that you want” if i want friends who throw themed parties maybe i should start throwing those parties. if i want someone who writes me love letters maybe i should start writing letters for the people i love. if i want to hang out at museums and pretty cafes maybe i should invite my friends to these places. and maybe even then i won’t find the kind of people i want to be around. but then i would have become the exact person i want to be around. and maybe that’s good enough.

[tonyalmeida]

[tockthewatchdog]

this is the sound of the summer every summer forever