cooler than me

Arthur Fitzgerald here. Unfortunately I'm not much cooler than my name. Currently studying Video Game Design. I'd say going outside is highly overrated, but my parents would disagree.

[kyletaylr]

You literally asked “what is air”. That’s not even close to chill in my book. 

[arthur-fitzgerald]

That wasn’t- I mean yeah, but I wasn’t jumping around or screaming and that’s chill in my book.

[kyletaylr]

Dude—find your chill. 

[arthur-fitzgerald]

But I am chill.

[bugmichaels]

I’m freaking out. Dude, are you kidding me? Actually, I’m pissed at Nintendo. Metroid shouldn’t be slapped onto those games!

[arthur-fitzgerald]

Right? Federation Force is anything but Metroid. It’s like they slapped the title onto a random game just because they didn’t have ideas for a new game. Though I have to say I’m far more stoked for other games to be in a bad mood. Like we finally got The Last Guardian and Kingdom Hearts 3 news. I’ve been waiting for that game so long I was worried it would become the new Duke Nukem. And it’s been time they finally remade Final Fantasy 7 since it’s the most famous and well-liked game. I was really impressed with Microsoft too, to be honest. Virtual reality is the dream and we're slowly getting there. Ah, I could go on and on now.

[arthur-fitzgerald]

Why is not everyone freaking out over E3 right now? I don’t think anything has ever blown my mind like this before. Seriously, I lost the ability to can. What is air? Are you not even a little bit excited?

[rickycallaghan]

I will never understand the female obsession with boy bands.

[arthur-fitzgerald]

Your guess is as good as mine. My cousin goes on and on about how cute those One Direction boys are, but what does cuteness have to do with singing?

[webbtyler]

swig swoog deal w me broodge

[arthur-fitzgerald]

My name isn’t Broodge, dude.