Arthur🇬🇧

cheers. ask me anything. made a blog for the bloody hell of it. //APH England/Arthur Kirkland RP blog//

[arthur-k-asks]

INTRO POST!!!

Hello! You can call me F, (he/him) and ive decided to start this RP blog because life is short and this is fun, anyone can ask anything, but make sure you keep it within:

F's Boundaries:

I only really ship FrUK and EngIta, but i am open to most things ((official relationships on this blog-- FrUK & EngIta)) so please keep that in mind. NO WEIRD SHIPS PLEASE. absolutely anything unethical/taboo will be ignored and or removed.

Thought id add this because it seems people dont... listen to me when i say no weird ships; That means NO USUK. I am extremely against that ship and if you attempt to rp usuk with me, you will promptly be blocked. Theyre related bro. Have some humanity.

Ill mostly answer in english. I understand, and will accept asks in ENG/ESP/GER/ITA I will respond mostly in english, but i can respond in spanish too. (Español Latino/Americano)

Try to keep asks somewhat SFW, obviously you can be a lil freaky but try not to go too crazy.

That should be it for boundaries.. TL;DR; dont be a jerk.

Additional note: I live on eastern coast of the united states, so my timezone is EDT. Please keep in mind when sending things. I promise im not ignoring you im probably just asleep!

Also, on that topic, please keep in mind i am NOT BRITISH. so if anything is inaccurate it is because i am an uneducated american

anyways, lets get to the fun part!

Name: Arthur Kirkland

Gender identity: Cisgender Male

Pronouns: he/him

Sexuality: Polyamorous, Gay, but doesnt really use those words to describe himself like that yet

Age: 23 years

Height: 172 cm ( 5'7 )

Likes: sketching, cooking/baking even though he is incredibly shitty at it. Doesnt have many hobbies, doesnt really know who he is and what he likes fully yet.

Dislikes: THAT FROG! (He is dating him) being insulted, even as a joke. He takes alot to heart and will get very visibly offended. Especially if youre someone who loves to bicker with him.

Thank You for Reading Have Fun on my Page!

[arthur-k-asks]

@felicipasta

where on earth have you run off to???

This is a BIG palace and this is a BIG crowd,, i told you to stay next to me!!

Maybe the biggest tourist attraction in London wasnt the best idea for your first day here..

[felicipasta]

ve... i wanted to get a closer look at the horses!! there was someone yelling at me as well, but i didn't quite catch what they said and- AH!!

YOUR PEOPLE ARE SCARY AND SO ARE THE HORSES!!!

[arthur-k-asks]

well yes.. theyre telling people to keep moving through,, so as not to have any acciden

GOODNESS WHAT WAS THAT NOISE???

ARE YOU OKAY, ITALY???

[felicipasta]

i wasn't looking... the horse almost kicked me, but i'm okay!!

so uhm... where will i find you...? oh! oh! and then can we see the king?? can i meet him??

[arthur-k-asks]

Goodness, Italy! You need to be careful! You cant just walk to the kings guard all,, all willy nilly!!

...I am a few meters behind you. Where we were standing by the gate, remember?

M.. meet the king?? No, Italy. We cant do that. He doesnt really.. meet anyone (let alone any non royalty) so... so spontaniously... I can book a tour of the castle though if youd like?

[felicipasta]

.. mmm... oh sì, sì!

ooh! if we go to the castle, will we see the king??? he lives there, doesn't he? he probably greets everyone when they come in!!! let's go, let's go!! :D

[arthur-k-asks]

Well... kind of..?

Hes not actually... in the castle all the time. Most of the time hes somewhere else. And no, he doesnt do that..

In fact, when he is present in the palace they fly a special flag at the front and by the looks of it.....

.... yeah no, he's not here today

Even if he was here, he still wouldnt greet the people,, there are much too many dangers to him if he were to just stand by the entrance,, saying hello.

But i think its just because they dont care for people like us...

[felicipasta]

w.. what? but it's buckingham palace, i thought that's where the royal family lives! so where are they??

c'mon, you must know him really well!! surely there's a way i could meet him!! i met your prime minister before, so surely i should meet the king too? for uh... country relations? he's the most important, isn't he?

[arthur-k-asks]

They technically live there but... its quite complicated.

I dont think there is any way to meet him.. im sorry Italy!

Yeah no, he is definitely not most important.

[felicipasta]

hm... okay, nevermind... we can go see something else!! i wanna see some art! is there a gallery somewhere nearby...?

[arthur-k-asks]

Ahh, yes! Theres a gallery right down the road!

That is just a lovely idea.. thank you, Feli!

...and uhm... ive been meaning to ask you something,, for later maybe..!!

[felicipasta]

huh..? ask me what? ask me now!! :D

[arthur-k-asks]

Maybe afterward youd like to,,, uhm.. go to a resturant? ...with me after the gallery..?

I did book us a reservation.. bbut i can always cancel it if youd rather not!!

Im sorry,, im so bad at asking to do these kinds of things-

[felicipasta]

oh!!! sì, of course i want to come! why wouldn't i? what kind of food do they have??

when's the reservation??

[arthur-k-asks]

Oh thank goodness! ...maybe you wouldnt want to! For whatever reason..

Well set it for 18:30.. so we would still have time to go home and get changed into nicer clothes.. its kind of an expensive place,, but yes it is Italian! I made sure to look through the reviews so you could get the best experience! :)

[felicipasta]

ve..!! italian food!! grazie, grazie!! i was a little scared i'd have to eat... british... stuff... but you're so thoughtful!! ti amo, angioletto!!

[arthur-k-asks]

LOL. i knew youd like it ....

So,, onward to the gallery :)

[arthur-k-asks]

@felicipasta

where on earth have you run off to???

This is a BIG palace and this is a BIG crowd,, i told you to stay next to me!!

Maybe the biggest tourist attraction in London wasnt the best idea for your first day here..

[felicipasta]

ve... i wanted to get a closer look at the horses!! there was someone yelling at me as well, but i didn't quite catch what they said and- AH!!

YOUR PEOPLE ARE SCARY AND SO ARE THE HORSES!!!

[arthur-k-asks]

well yes.. theyre telling people to keep moving through,, so as not to have any acciden

GOODNESS WHAT WAS THAT NOISE???

ARE YOU OKAY, ITALY???

[felicipasta]

i wasn't looking... the horse almost kicked me, but i'm okay!!

so uhm... where will i find you...? oh! oh! and then can we see the king?? can i meet him??

[arthur-k-asks]

Goodness, Italy! You need to be careful! You cant just walk to the kings guard all,, all willy nilly!!

...I am a few meters behind you. Where we were standing by the gate, remember?

M.. meet the king?? No, Italy. We cant do that. He doesnt really.. meet anyone (let alone any non royalty) so... so spontaniously... I can book a tour of the castle though if youd like?

[felicipasta]

.. mmm... oh sì, sì!

ooh! if we go to the castle, will we see the king??? he lives there, doesn't he? he probably greets everyone when they come in!!! let's go, let's go!! :D

[arthur-k-asks]

Well... kind of..?

Hes not actually... in the castle all the time. Most of the time hes somewhere else. And no, he doesnt do that..

In fact, when he is present in the palace they fly a special flag at the front and by the looks of it.....

.... yeah no, he's not here today

Even if he was here, he still wouldnt greet the people,, there are much too many dangers to him if he were to just stand by the entrance,, saying hello.

But i think its just because they dont care for people like us...

[felicipasta]

w.. what? but it's buckingham palace, i thought that's where the royal family lives! so where are they??

c'mon, you must know him really well!! surely there's a way i could meet him!! i met your prime minister before, so surely i should meet the king too? for uh... country relations? he's the most important, isn't he?

[arthur-k-asks]

They technically live there but... its quite complicated.

I dont think there is any way to meet him.. im sorry Italy!

Yeah no, he is definitely not most important.

[felicipasta]

hm... okay, nevermind... we can go see something else!! i wanna see some art! is there a gallery somewhere nearby...?

[arthur-k-asks]

Ahh, yes! Theres a gallery right down the road!

That is just a lovely idea.. thank you, Feli!

...and uhm... ive been meaning to ask you something,, for later maybe..!!

[felicipasta]

huh..? ask me what? ask me now!! :D

[arthur-k-asks]

Maybe afterward youd like to,,, uhm.. go to a resturant? ...with me after the gallery..?

I did book us a reservation.. bbut i can always cancel it if youd rather not!!

Im sorry,, im so bad at asking to do these kinds of things-

[felicipasta]

oh!!! sì, of course i want to come! why wouldn't i? what kind of food do they have??

when's the reservation??

[arthur-k-asks]

Oh thank goodness! ...maybe you wouldnt want to! For whatever reason..

Well set it for 18:30.. so we would still have time to go home and get changed into nicer clothes.. its kind of an expensive place,, but yes it is Italian! I made sure to look through the reviews so you could get the best experience! :)

[arthur-k-asks]

@felicipasta

where on earth have you run off to???

This is a BIG palace and this is a BIG crowd,, i told you to stay next to me!!

Maybe the biggest tourist attraction in London wasnt the best idea for your first day here..

[felicipasta]

ve... i wanted to get a closer look at the horses!! there was someone yelling at me as well, but i didn't quite catch what they said and- AH!!

YOUR PEOPLE ARE SCARY AND SO ARE THE HORSES!!!

[arthur-k-asks]

well yes.. theyre telling people to keep moving through,, so as not to have any acciden

GOODNESS WHAT WAS THAT NOISE???

ARE YOU OKAY, ITALY???

[felicipasta]

i wasn't looking... the horse almost kicked me, but i'm okay!!

so uhm... where will i find you...? oh! oh! and then can we see the king?? can i meet him??

[arthur-k-asks]

Goodness, Italy! You need to be careful! You cant just walk to the kings guard all,, all willy nilly!!

...I am a few meters behind you. Where we were standing by the gate, remember?

M.. meet the king?? No, Italy. We cant do that. He doesnt really.. meet anyone (let alone any non royalty) so... so spontaniously... I can book a tour of the castle though if youd like?

[felicipasta]

.. mmm... oh sì, sì!

ooh! if we go to the castle, will we see the king??? he lives there, doesn't he? he probably greets everyone when they come in!!! let's go, let's go!! :D

[arthur-k-asks]

Well... kind of..?

Hes not actually... in the castle all the time. Most of the time hes somewhere else. And no, he doesnt do that..

In fact, when he is present in the palace they fly a special flag at the front and by the looks of it.....

.... yeah no, he's not here today

Even if he was here, he still wouldnt greet the people,, there are much too many dangers to him if he were to just stand by the entrance,, saying hello.

But i think its just because they dont care for people like us...

[felicipasta]

w.. what? but it's buckingham palace, i thought that's where the royal family lives! so where are they??

c'mon, you must know him really well!! surely there's a way i could meet him!! i met your prime minister before, so surely i should meet the king too? for uh... country relations? he's the most important, isn't he?

[arthur-k-asks]

They technically live there but... its quite complicated.

I dont think there is any way to meet him.. im sorry Italy!

Yeah no, he is definitely not most important.

[felicipasta]

hm... okay, nevermind... we can go see something else!! i wanna see some art! is there a gallery somewhere nearby...?

[arthur-k-asks]

Ahh, yes! Theres a gallery right down the road!

That is just a lovely idea.. thank you, Feli!

...and uhm... ive been meaning to ask you something,, for later maybe..!!

[felicipasta]

huh..? ask me what? ask me now!! :D

[arthur-k-asks]

Maybe afterward youd like to,,, uhm.. go to a resturant? ...with me after the gallery..?

I did book us a reservation.. bbut i can always cancel it if youd rather not!!

Im sorry,, im so bad at asking to do these kinds of things-

[arthur-k-asks]

@felicipasta

where on earth have you run off to???

This is a BIG palace and this is a BIG crowd,, i told you to stay next to me!!

Maybe the biggest tourist attraction in London wasnt the best idea for your first day here..

[felicipasta]

ve... i wanted to get a closer look at the horses!! there was someone yelling at me as well, but i didn't quite catch what they said and- AH!!

YOUR PEOPLE ARE SCARY AND SO ARE THE HORSES!!!

[arthur-k-asks]

well yes.. theyre telling people to keep moving through,, so as not to have any acciden

GOODNESS WHAT WAS THAT NOISE???

ARE YOU OKAY, ITALY???

[felicipasta]

i wasn't looking... the horse almost kicked me, but i'm okay!!

so uhm... where will i find you...? oh! oh! and then can we see the king?? can i meet him??

[arthur-k-asks]

Goodness, Italy! You need to be careful! You cant just walk to the kings guard all,, all willy nilly!!

...I am a few meters behind you. Where we were standing by the gate, remember?

M.. meet the king?? No, Italy. We cant do that. He doesnt really.. meet anyone (let alone any non royalty) so... so spontaniously... I can book a tour of the castle though if youd like?

[felicipasta]

.. mmm... oh sì, sì!

ooh! if we go to the castle, will we see the king??? he lives there, doesn't he? he probably greets everyone when they come in!!! let's go, let's go!! :D

[arthur-k-asks]

Well... kind of..?

Hes not actually... in the castle all the time. Most of the time hes somewhere else. And no, he doesnt do that..

In fact, when he is present in the palace they fly a special flag at the front and by the looks of it.....

.... yeah no, he's not here today

Even if he was here, he still wouldnt greet the people,, there are much too many dangers to him if he were to just stand by the entrance,, saying hello.

But i think its just because they dont care for people like us...

[felicipasta]

w.. what? but it's buckingham palace, i thought that's where the royal family lives! so where are they??

c'mon, you must know him really well!! surely there's a way i could meet him!! i met your prime minister before, so surely i should meet the king too? for uh... country relations? he's the most important, isn't he?

[arthur-k-asks]

They technically live there but... its quite complicated.

I dont think there is any way to meet him.. im sorry Italy!

Yeah no, he is definitely not most important.

[felicipasta]

hm... okay, nevermind... we can go see something else!! i wanna see some art! is there a gallery somewhere nearby...?

[arthur-k-asks]

Ahh, yes! Theres a gallery right down the road!

That is just a lovely idea.. thank you, Feli!

...and uhm... ive been meaning to ask you something,, for later maybe..!!

[arthur-k-asks]

@felicipasta

where on earth have you run off to???

This is a BIG palace and this is a BIG crowd,, i told you to stay next to me!!

Maybe the biggest tourist attraction in London wasnt the best idea for your first day here..

[felicipasta]

ve... i wanted to get a closer look at the horses!! there was someone yelling at me as well, but i didn't quite catch what they said and- AH!!

YOUR PEOPLE ARE SCARY AND SO ARE THE HORSES!!!

[arthur-k-asks]

well yes.. theyre telling people to keep moving through,, so as not to have any acciden

GOODNESS WHAT WAS THAT NOISE???

ARE YOU OKAY, ITALY???

[felicipasta]

i wasn't looking... the horse almost kicked me, but i'm okay!!

so uhm... where will i find you...? oh! oh! and then can we see the king?? can i meet him??

[arthur-k-asks]

Goodness, Italy! You need to be careful! You cant just walk to the kings guard all,, all willy nilly!!

...I am a few meters behind you. Where we were standing by the gate, remember?

M.. meet the king?? No, Italy. We cant do that. He doesnt really.. meet anyone (let alone any non royalty) so... so spontaniously... I can book a tour of the castle though if youd like?

[felicipasta]

.. mmm... oh sì, sì!

ooh! if we go to the castle, will we see the king??? he lives there, doesn't he? he probably greets everyone when they come in!!! let's go, let's go!! :D

[arthur-k-asks]

Well... kind of..?

Hes not actually... in the castle all the time. Most of the time hes somewhere else. And no, he doesnt do that..

In fact, when he is present in the palace they fly a special flag at the front and by the looks of it.....

.... yeah no, he's not here today

Even if he was here, he still wouldnt greet the people,, there are much too many dangers to him if he were to just stand by the entrance,, saying hello.

But i think its just because they dont care for people like us...

[felicipasta]

w.. what? but it's buckingham palace, i thought that's where the royal family lives! so where are they??

c'mon, you must know him really well!! surely there's a way i could meet him!! i met your prime minister before, so surely i should meet the king too? for uh... country relations? he's the most important, isn't he?

[arthur-k-asks]

They technically live there but... its quite complicated.

I dont think there is any way to meet him.. im sorry Italy!

Yeah no, he is definitely not most important.

[arthur-k-asks]

@felicipasta

where on earth have you run off to???

This is a BIG palace and this is a BIG crowd,, i told you to stay next to me!!

Maybe the biggest tourist attraction in London wasnt the best idea for your first day here..

[felicipasta]

ve... i wanted to get a closer look at the horses!! there was someone yelling at me as well, but i didn't quite catch what they said and- AH!!

YOUR PEOPLE ARE SCARY AND SO ARE THE HORSES!!!

[arthur-k-asks]

well yes.. theyre telling people to keep moving through,, so as not to have any acciden

GOODNESS WHAT WAS THAT NOISE???

ARE YOU OKAY, ITALY???

[felicipasta]

i wasn't looking... the horse almost kicked me, but i'm okay!!

so uhm... where will i find you...? oh! oh! and then can we see the king?? can i meet him??

[arthur-k-asks]

Goodness, Italy! You need to be careful! You cant just walk to the kings guard all,, all willy nilly!!

...I am a few meters behind you. Where we were standing by the gate, remember?

M.. meet the king?? No, Italy. We cant do that. He doesnt really.. meet anyone (let alone any non royalty) so... so spontaniously... I can book a tour of the castle though if youd like?

[felicipasta]

.. mmm... oh sì, sì!

ooh! if we go to the castle, will we see the king??? he lives there, doesn't he? he probably greets everyone when they come in!!! let's go, let's go!! :D

[arthur-k-asks]

Well... kind of..?

Hes not actually... in the castle all the time. Most of the time hes somewhere else. And no, he doesnt do that..

In fact, when he is present in the palace they fly a special flag at the front and by the looks of it.....

.... yeah no, he's not here today

Even if he was here, he still wouldnt greet the people,, there are much too many dangers to him if he were to just stand by the entrance,, saying hello.

But i think its just because they dont care for people like us...

[arthur-k-asks]

@felicipasta

where on earth have you run off to???

This is a BIG palace and this is a BIG crowd,, i told you to stay next to me!!

Maybe the biggest tourist attraction in London wasnt the best idea for your first day here..

[felicipasta]

ve... i wanted to get a closer look at the horses!! there was someone yelling at me as well, but i didn't quite catch what they said and- AH!!

YOUR PEOPLE ARE SCARY AND SO ARE THE HORSES!!!

[arthur-k-asks]

well yes.. theyre telling people to keep moving through,, so as not to have any acciden

GOODNESS WHAT WAS THAT NOISE???

ARE YOU OKAY, ITALY???

[felicipasta]

i wasn't looking... the horse almost kicked me, but i'm okay!!

so uhm... where will i find you...? oh! oh! and then can we see the king?? can i meet him??

[arthur-k-asks]

Goodness, Italy! You need to be careful! You cant just walk to the kings guard all,, all willy nilly!!

...I am a few meters behind you. Where we were standing by the gate, remember?

M.. meet the king?? No, Italy. We cant do that. He doesnt really.. meet anyone (let alone any non royalty) so... so spontaniously... I can book a tour of the castle though if youd like?

[arthur-k-asks]

@felicipasta

where on earth have you run off to???

This is a BIG palace and this is a BIG crowd,, i told you to stay next to me!!

Maybe the biggest tourist attraction in London wasnt the best idea for your first day here..

[felicipasta]

ve... i wanted to get a closer look at the horses!! there was someone yelling at me as well, but i didn't quite catch what they said and- AH!!

YOUR PEOPLE ARE SCARY AND SO ARE THE HORSES!!!

[arthur-k-asks]

well yes.. theyre telling people to keep moving through,, so as not to have any acciden

GOODNESS WHAT WAS THAT NOISE???

ARE YOU OKAY, ITALY???

[arthur-k-asks]

@felicipasta

where on earth have you run off to???

This is a BIG palace and this is a BIG crowd,, i told you to stay next to me!!

Maybe the biggest tourist attraction in London wasnt the best idea for your first day here..

[arthur-k-asks]

@felicipasta

When is it you said you were getting out of the airport? Im waiting in my car right now near your terminal...

This traffic is giving me a migrane...

[felicipasta]

ve... i made it onto the plane 5 minutes before the gates closed and i think i left a bag behind... but luckily it wasn't anything important! just some coins and medicine...

i'll be leaving in a second!! we landed a few minutes ago!!!

[arthur-k-asks]

Jesus... its okay! I kind of anticipated this,, i have extras of everything you might need...

Im so excited to see you again. :)

[felicipasta]

oh grazie!! i was a little worried at first, but i knew i could trust you!!... so you won't be mad that i lost my passport the moment i passed border control right...?

i missed you too!! i'm gonna give you the biggest hug ever!!! :D

[arthur-k-asks]

You- you lost your passport?? How are you going to get home???? Oh god... this is so- where did you last see it??????? Seriously?!?!?!

[felicipasta]

... sì, i have no idea! i just gave it to the guy, he let me through and i have no idea where i put it!! it's okay, i'll find a way!

maybe we can drive ba- oh... brexit... we can't do that... you made it harder for me!! that's evil, girasole... evil!

[arthur-k-asks]

Hey,, i just... needed some space from everyone... Okay? Well it- it doesnt matter..

You should probably go back to border control If youre still in there! Otherwise we might have to go through a very. very. long recovering process...

[arthur-k-asks]

@felicipasta

When is it you said you were getting out of the airport? Im waiting in my car right now near your terminal...

This traffic is giving me a migrane...

[felicipasta]

ve... i made it onto the plane 5 minutes before the gates closed and i think i left a bag behind... but luckily it wasn't anything important! just some coins and medicine...

i'll be leaving in a second!! we landed a few minutes ago!!!

[arthur-k-asks]

Jesus... its okay! I kind of anticipated this,, i have extras of everything you might need...

Im so excited to see you again. :)

[felicipasta]

oh grazie!! i was a little worried at first, but i knew i could trust you!!... so you won't be mad that i lost my passport the moment i passed border control right...?

i missed you too!! i'm gonna give you the biggest hug ever!!! :D

[arthur-k-asks]

You- you lost your passport?? How are you going to get home???? Oh god... this is so- where did you last see it??????? Seriously?!?!?!

[arthur-k-asks]

@felicipasta

When is it you said you were getting out of the airport? Im waiting in my car right now near your terminal...

This traffic is giving me a migrane...

[felicipasta]

ve... i made it onto the plane 5 minutes before the gates closed and i think i left a bag behind... but luckily it wasn't anything important! just some coins and medicine...

i'll be leaving in a second!! we landed a few minutes ago!!!

[arthur-k-asks]

Jesus... its okay! I kind of anticipated this,, i have extras of everything you might need...

Im so excited to see you again. :)

[arthur-k-asks]

@felicipasta

When is it you said you were getting out of the airport? Im waiting in my car right now near your terminal...

This traffic is giving me a migrane...

[arthur-k-asks]

To all the people who got to see oasis live in New Jersey, I hope. You Had A. Fantastic Time.

[arthur-k-asks]

Sorry for such a prolonged absence! I was spending some time on holiday in Canada. But i am back!

I am very excited to share the beautiful photos of my trip,, thank you all for staying tuned!

[felicipasta]

woahh... canada?? i've always wanted to take a tour there!!! :D

next time take me with you!!!

[arthur-k-asks]

Yes ill be sure to take you with me next time!

It really is beautiful.. especially Niagara...

[felicipasta]

it's so blue.... it's so beautiful!! ve... now i'm in the travelling mood again!!!

[mattieus-canada]

[felicipasta]

ciao ciao!! :D

could you show me around your country one day??

[arthur-k-asks]

I know I shouldnt really be eavesdropping if youre talking to Matthew... but that reminds me,, do you think youd like to come by and visit me in London sometime soon? Ill be out a lot these next few days and i could show you the sights!

[arthur-k-asks]

One day layover in reykjavík was... interesting.

But it was quite alright, as i got to spend and evening at this lovely establishment!

Felt just like home!