arthur lester's asshole

[arthur-lesters-asshole]

horrible, silly little blog

i am arthur's asshole

[movedtophthalos-blues]

IM FINALLYY DONE. 23 hours of my life dedicated to these goobers. Reference under the cut

[arthur-lesters-asshole]

maybe the real blackstone was the friends we made along the way

[arthur-lesters-asshole]

unfortunate news.

rip aintoine...

[wildseerbigwings]

I've just started Malevolent and it just sounds like John is speaking through one of those "WOLWOLWOWLOEE" things you figit with

[arthur-lesters-asshole]

see, and i thought he sounded like he was moaning through a boomwhacker

[daeringdragon]

John: “Arthur do not go in there. Arthur. Arthur do not fucking go in there!! ARTHUR 👹👹”

Arthur: “I’m going in.”

[mysecretboringlife]

this too shall pass, this too shall pass, this too shall pass, this too shall pass, this too shall pass, this too shall pass, this too shall pass, this too shall pass, this too shall pass, this too shall pass, this too shall pass, this too shall pass, this too shall pass, this too shall pass, this too sha—

[arthur-lesters-asshole]

me when i have a kidney stone

[arthur-lesters-asshole]

maybe the real blackstone was the friends we made along the way

[forgive-and-take]

I love the S3 divorce so much. Arthur says, "Yellow was a monster," and he means, "I missed you. I'm already becoming a monster without you."

Arthur says, "He was just like the King in Yellow," but John hears, "You're him. You've done terrible things. You're even more of a monster than Yellow because you knew better and you still did so much worse. You were right where you belonged."

Arthur thinks, "I don't deserve to be lifted up. I have to kill the monster, and the monster is me." John thinks, "If I can save him, I can save us both." And then they do both of those things and start again.

[cosmictealeaves]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed-out middle-aged podcast protagonist entangled in horrors beyond his comprehension

[dricacchi]

this wasn't even supposed to be colored, i just love s3 arthur too much i guess

[cathartidae]

ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

[cathartidae]

ⓘ reblog to fuckign BITE your mutuals

[chalroe]

Faroe's Song

[arthur-lesters-asshole]

I love this fandom so much

this is gorgeous, from the way that the water is streaming down from the ceiling and pooling at arthur's feet to the colors!!! ugh!!! his expression!!

[arthur-lesters-asshole]

My name is Arthur, John​

I want my lighter, Arthur​

That is my name, Arthur ​

I want another, Arthur​

Where are my balls?​

I am in the Dark World​

There is the King​

And he is going to shatter my bones​

AAAAAAAH! ​

MY NAME IS FUCKING YELLOW, OH YEAH

[che-sha]

Bow before the King

Concept of how King in Yellow will look like

[potato-lord-but-not]

everytime someone draws trans arthur, an angel loses its wings 💔 tired of seeing it everywhere

This is clearly bait to get me to draw trans Arthur and I have fallen hook line and SINKER for it

[arthur-lesters-asshole]

INCREDIBLE

[tickfleato]

malding or whatever its called

[arthur-lesters-asshole]

LOSING MY MIND

[arthur-lesters-topsurgeryscars]

my dealer: i got this new strain, just got it in today, i call it the 👁️eye 👁️of 🔆💀Malevolence💀🔆 it’s some STRAIGHT👩‍❤️‍👨 GAS 🤑💸🔥 bro you’ve gotta try it ‼️

me: this weed ain’t shit wtf is this dude

me, five minutes later, running blindly for my life through the room: OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD I CAN’T SEE ANYTHING JOHN JOHN. JOHN WHICH DO WE GO?? OH MY GOD I CAN’T FEEL MY ABDOMEN I DON’T FEEL GOOD. OH MY GOD JOHN WHICH WAY DO WE GO WE DON’T HAVE MUCH TIME

my friend who’s in a homoerotically charged situationship with me who’s also figuring out gender stuff and a complicated relationship with his deadname and his dad: I-I CAN’T FIND THE LIGHTER. OH MY GOD AOURTHUR THIS WAS SO STUPID WHY’D YOU HAVE TO GO DOWN THE FUCKING DARK NEFARIOUS HOLE AGAIN. OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS HUNTING US GET DOWN. WAIT WAIT RUN! RUN ORTHUR!! LEFT!! NO NO YOUR OTHER LEFT!! OH MY GOD IT’S GONNA EAT US IT’S SO JOEVER FOR US

me, whimpering like the wettest most pathetic sluttiest man with the fear and rage of a cornered prey creature every moment of his life while running for my life: WHAT THE FUCK IS THST THING?? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO DIE. WE’RE GOIMG TO DIE JOHN AND WE WON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT KILLED US OHHHHH GOD NO. NO I DONT WANT TO DIE LIKE THIS..

our well meaning yet incredibly autistic friend who cannot catch a social cue to save his life: (click)(clack)(bone sounds) 💀☝️ we are being chased by a beast known as a “librarian”. It is a subspecies of monster feeding off of academics, a niche population that is only found in this remote desert town’s academic building in its hive, known as a “Library”! (Click)(clack)(more bone sounds)

my transgender friend whom I have normal and reasonably platonic feelings towards: SHUT THE FUCK UP YORICK