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[tieheartbreaker]

their barbaric awkward kiss, our noble spoon symbolism

[gauffcaraz]

‘Are you ready for your staged paparazzi pics classes?’

Trent Alexander Arnold gulped.

Carlos Alcaraz began to sweat.

The Kardashians murmured nervously.

Taylor Swift sat up straight.

“Yes Jannik Sinner,” they say in unison

[97jag]

Carlos casual dater but then he sees Jannik and he becomes a blushy shy mess with a crush bigger than his yacht but he’s really scared because it’s the first time he feels like this toward someone so he avoids Jannik going with other men Jannik becomes jealous but what can he do in the end he has a beautiful blonde girlfriend so…

with a crush bigger than his yacht 😭😭😭😭😭 but the concept of carlos being a little repressed about jannik too bc of how big and immense the feelings r WOW moved moved moved.

[fred9916]

Barbie VS Oppenheimer

[97jag]

see I've always been a truther of serial dater carlos who never gets attached cause he's actually such a romantic and deep feeling person. so he never let's it get serious and just moves through the world having fun and gets to play boyfriend with no repercussions or commitment...

i’ve been converted.. i see the light……,

[cuppydogshane]

i need to lock in (doesnt)

[tieheartbreaker]

in that pic he was looking at him with more love than I've ever seen [loud train passes by] look at [another loud train passes by]. man we should stop hanging out at train statio[train horn]

[channelslam]

why were these more incriminating than that entire paparazzi spread

[tieheartbreaker]

Carlos Alcaraz signs camera after Australian Open semifinal win — 30.01.2026

[channelslam]

being a Carlos alcaraz fan sometimes is like . i would rather get burned by the whimsy of hoping than feel shame for not having believed at all

[tieheartbreaker]

we used to get 20-PHOTOS-LONG posts from gerebit0 where ONLY carlos appeared

this was all just ONE POST. jesus christ bit0.

[share-somelove]

<3

[tieheartbreaker]

[thereare2botols-jani]

As my boss @tieheartbreaker requested here you have the italian version of the yacht scoop

(Nothingburger tbh says exactly the same as the spanish one but has less photos, "only" 4 pages and is less of a yacht ad but still nothingburger)

Maybe the only extra pics are the ones where they clearly saw the the pap and are looking ugly at them lol)

just as comparison with other celebrities this was a few pages before

I mean like... full tongue and all... take from that what you will im just having fun

[tieheartbreaker]

and when in september's ig dump we get a pic of carlos at the cinema and we connect the dots and realize he was watching the black ball then what

[toyotathonics]

Molina I have a graph you might find helpful on how much to tell us about Carlos' romantic life

[charlytenista]

mom, what was it like being a Carlos Alcaraz blog on 15 July 2026