tennis yaoi observer

🐶🦊 • she/her • sincaraz derangement sideblog

[toyotathonics]

the concept of dogwalking a channel slam after winning your first career slam. they had to nuke his wrist for the narrative i guess

carlos uses the Hero's Journey as his hamster wheel

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[carlicos]

i read the entire article and it says that everything points to his wrist being ok and unless theres some weird setback he should be back in canada

just finished it too and i got a similar vibe! it ending with "What is clear is that Alcaraz's comeback is imminent." makes it so hard not to get overly excited

[gauffcaraz]

Everybody let’s all hold hands and pray

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pathetic 💀

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in the locker room, some players joke about how carlos is such a bad texter — he takes ages to text back. jannik casually comments "but c'mon that's not true, he always replies super fast." which is followed by a brief, awkward silence and a few exchanged glances. all of which jannik is oblivious to, too focused on arranging the items in his locker in a manner and order only his superstitious mind could comprehend

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I feel like carlos' ass must feel so nice to the touch, meaty and strong but squeezable. jannik's ass, beautiful and captivating as it is, has an implacable aura. like if I slapped it hard it wouldn't quiver even an inch, but I'd sprain my wrist in the act

[carlicos]

CARLOS 😭😭😭

[carlicos]

corretja read that live and then feliciano said that carlos should answer his texts and alex said me too! so add terrible texter to the resume

SJGHSKSLDH 💀💀💀 that tracks lmaoooo

[cloudycluster]

GUYSUSHSHSJS

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the match had been over for a while, it was already midnight here, and I could still hear the shouts and laughter of the kids playing football in the street

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I almost threw up right at the end and I don't even watch football #vivaespaña

[postergirlfornothing]

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he was so happy,,,,,,🤏😞

[gauffcaraz]

Rumoured carlos USO kit 🤔🤔

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nike needs to release carlos' logo and slap it on some merch so my boy can make some quick cash asap, he's so broke he's been wearing the same outfit for weeks now