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[servesociety]

In this Dzień Dobry TVN report, released on 28 June 2026, Polish actor and tennis enthusiast Borys Szyc travels to Murcia, Spain, to follow in the footsteps of Carlos Alcaraz. During his visit, he also meets Carlos’s brother, Álvaro Alcaraz.

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it's increasingly clear that sincaraz was an environmentally significant apex predator in the tennis rpf ecosystem. we're in a sincaraz drought since their korean rendezvous back in january, and citizens are shipping people who have never been shipped before. there are entire opelka/sinner gifsets circulating on tumblr as we speak. the other day my whole dash was posts about tommy paul pining after álvaro alcaraz and yearning for his blessed hands. in the absence of sincaraz we spiral into feverish hallucinations. they maintained ecological balance

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however, AATP (alvaro & tommy's ship name) is real and will change the world

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thinking about how carlos always talks about how he loves to come back to his little hometown, to his family's little apartment. to his twin-sized bed in his childhood bedroom. to the same old park he played in, to the same old friends he played with. because there he's "just carlitos again". thinking about how he seems to crave the honesty and simplicity of childhood, untainted by fame

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this edit made me tear up T-T <3 pls interact with the og tweet if you like it ! I'm going to put the video here under the cut just to save it for myself :')

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the possibility of carlos not going back to no. 2 until next year is actually making me dizzy and nauseous.... I just saw someone theorize it'd be realistic to expect him to stay at no. 3 until the 2027 clay season and I'm devastated

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"another sincaraz final how boring I'm tired of this forced yaoi pr—"

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"and hopefully see you on sundays" oh carlos I wish I could protect your romantic yearner heart from this sad reality

[toyotathonics]

the concept of dogwalking a channel slam after winning your first career slam. they had to nuke his wrist for the narrative i guess

carlos uses the Hero's Journey as his hamster wheel

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i read the entire article and it says that everything points to his wrist being ok and unless theres some weird setback he should be back in canada

just finished it too and i got a similar vibe! it ending with "What is clear is that Alcaraz's comeback is imminent." makes it so hard not to get overly excited

[gauffcaraz]

Everybody let’s all hold hands and pray

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pathetic 💀

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in the locker room, some players joke about how carlos is such a bad texter — he takes ages to text back. jannik casually comments "but c'mon that's not true, he always replies super fast." which is followed by a brief, awkward silence and a few exchanged glances. all of which jannik is oblivious to, too focused on arranging the items in his locker in a manner and order only his superstitious mind could comprehend

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I feel like carlos' ass must feel so nice to the touch, meaty and strong but squeezable. jannik's ass, beautiful and captivating as it is, has an implacable aura. like if I slapped it hard it wouldn't quiver even an inch, but I'd sprain my wrist in the act

[carlicos]

CARLOS 😭😭😭

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corretja read that live and then feliciano said that carlos should answer his texts and alex said me too! so add terrible texter to the resume

SJGHSKSLDH 💀💀💀 that tracks lmaoooo