These tunes are jamming

[growingdark]

guy who is always calm and peaceful. good vibes incarnate.

[friskafriskito]

Helloooooo! Please have an Arthur for the Archestra featuring in a project hosted by @apolloette c:

Morbid concept perhaps, but!! BONE FLUTE!

Season 3 and The Wager (season 5) spoilers underneath!

This Arthur did not survive the impalement in season 3 by the invisible monster, the flute was too broken to play.

Luckily Kayne fixed it with a few 'upgrades', so! All good now. c:

Arthur is clean shaven in season 3 I think. So sadly, no iconic mustache...

[grayscale-sparks]

@arthurchestra-fluteplayer you!!!

[arthurchestra-fluteplayer]

it is me!!! My flute is shown in all its… glory

[friskafriskito]

Helloooooo! Please have an Arthur for the Archestra featuring in a project hosted by @apolloette c:

Morbid concept perhaps, but!! BONE FLUTE!

Season 3 and The Wager (season 5) spoilers underneath!

This Arthur did not survive the impalement in season 3 by the invisible monster, the flute was too broken to play.

Luckily Kayne fixed it with a few 'upgrades', so! All good now. c:

Arthur is clean shaven in season 3 I think. So sadly, no iconic mustache...

[johndoeslostpinky]

In a way, being part of the Arthur Orchestra was actually a good option for those Arthurs

[jarssss]

Oi, anyone have creative ideas for how to twistedly torture people with instruments? Thinking Ourthurchestra thoughts 🤔💭🎹🎺🎻🩸🩸✨✨

[arthurchestra-fluteplayer]

hey uh… what are you asking that for?

[arthurchestra-fluteplayer]

My aesthetic <3

[arthur-lesters-shitty-recorder]

hey what did Kayne mean when he said he was going to recycle our bodies to repair and restring some of the instruments

[arthurchestra-fluteplayer]

Us

[arthur-lesters-singing-voice]

They knew I'd be too good, so they left me at home :(

[arthurchestra-fluteplayer]

Still sad about that, ya know?

[orchestrarthurs-chipped-reed]

imagine instead of an orchestra kayne build a choir. That woulda been so fucked up

[arthurchestra-fluteplayer]

oh- oh god, that would really be something. Question is, what would Kayne make them sing to practice? Because playing “Why Keep on Breaking My Heart” over and over again was already cursed enough without vocals.

[orchestrarthurs-chipped-reed]

yeah and didn’t he ban “you call it madness” cuz the saxes kept saying it reminded them of John?

not that I want to hear the words to that one again…

[arthurchestra-fluteplayer]

Ya… don’t tell but I kind of miss playing it. And John. I miss my dear friend. I mean, he never supported my flute playing, especially in the middle of a music store, but still. He was so understanding about me playing it while… Faroe drowned. When we were first in the prison pit and all we had was dreams and tunes I made a flute out of Faust because John wanted to hear me play. After all that work, he said my playing sounded like screams so he understands how I couldn’t tell the difference with Faroe. Actually, fuck him.

[arthurchestra-fluteplayer]

Us

[arthur-lesters-singing-voice]

They knew I'd be too good, so they left me at home :(

[arthurchestra-fluteplayer]

Still sad about that, ya know?

[orchestrarthurs-chipped-reed]

imagine instead of an orchestra kayne build a choir. That woulda been so fucked up

[arthurchestra-fluteplayer]

oh- oh god, that would really be something. Question is, what would Kayne make them sing to practice? Because playing “Why Keep on Breaking My Heart” over and over again was already cursed enough without vocals.

[skeeppew]

My attempt on John's design 🧍

Idk what to add he look so blank😭😭

[arthurchestra-fluteplayer]

Us

[arthur-lesters-singing-voice]

They knew I'd be too good, so they left me at home :(

[arthurchestra-fluteplayer]

Still sad about that, ya know?

[arthur-lesters-timpani]

Just remembered the whiplash I got from Harlan saying “timpanies” so here’s a little rant about it

Timpani is technically already a plural word. Even though it can be used for just a singular drum (ex. can you move the 29 inch timpani to the left?), the correct word for a singular timpani drum is technically timpano. Even if the orchestral setting that Kayne was in had multiple timpani players, they would probably just be called “timpani.”

Ok rant done I just remember my head WHIPPING to my phone when he said that, and I had to do a little psa for all my non music folks!

[orchestrarthurs-chipped-reed]

someone’s salty Kayne called out your playing

[samglyph]

Parker in the Dark World Voice: Arthur! Buddy, I’m so happy to see you, no hard feelings, I figured it wasn’t really you, sorry you had to join me so soon, hey, how’d you end up here anyway?

Arthur:

[spacetimeaccordionfolder]

you know. I feel like the Ourthurchestra posters have a great opportunity to just list every complaint they've ever had against a band director/ conductor/ whatever and exaggerate it slightly with more bodily harm and it works for Kayne. This will be therapy for the malevolent band kids.

Kayne once got so annoyed during rehearsal that he threw his baton in the air and it ended up sticking in the ceiling. The ceiling was 2 or 3 stories up. It stayed there for months.

Kayne said "one more time" in rehearsal again but he'd already said it like 80 times and I swear my hands are going to fall off

I didn't practice the vibraphone part well enough and played piano when the music was marked as mezzopiano and Kayne threw my mallets at me. ow

Kayne was late to rehearsal and turns out he may or may not have been making out with French Horn #5? that's just what Flute #3 told me I don't know that for sure. And like French Horn #5 hasn't even been here that long. But Flute #3 did tell me that Trombone #1 saw Kayne making out and also going into storage room with French Horn #5 so that might be happening? I feel like that's breaking some rule about conductor band relationships but we're all adults here... Oh God don't tell him I said any of this.

Okay why is Percussion #1 crying again what happened now

Kayne said that we actually have to pay money for our concert attire? Where does he think we're going to get it. We have no money! Oh he "can't worry about the details." Great. Yeah Trombone #3 told me he's thinking of selling feet pics.

[arthur-lesters-viola]

god dammit kayne literally gave me violin sheet music- ITS IN FUCKING TREBLE CLEF????

I AM LITERALLY. AN ALTO.

[arthur-lesters-viola]

kayne made us play this song literally. literally. 3722 times.

[arthurchestra-fluteplayer]

Did you guys like my sick tunes?

[arthur-lesters-cello]

absolutely.

[arthurchestra-fluteplayer]

Oh thank youuuu. I loved yours as well.

[arthur-lesters-viola]

hey folks- that was wild wasn’t it….

[arthurchestra-fluteplayer]

Kayne prefers we describe it more in terms of con spirito or con Garbo actually…