I squeaked during the wager

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[arthur-lesters-music-stand]

Kayne at the Arthur orchestra

[lockaccle]

Aftermath

[johndoeslostpinky]

In a way, being part of the Arthur Orchestra was actually a good option for those Arthurs

[jarssss]

Oi, anyone have creative ideas for how to twistedly torture people with instruments? Thinking Ourthurchestra thoughts 🤔💭🎹🎺🎻🩸🩸✨✨

[arthurchestra-fluteplayer]

hey uh… what are you asking that for?

[orchestrarthurs-chipped-reed]

never mind why they’re asking, reeds to the eyes babeyyyy

[arthur-lesters-left-eyebrow]

Was Darkthur in the Orthurchestra?

yes, obviously

no, obviously

Voting ended onJun 17, 2025

Also why is it so obvious?

[arthur-lesters-left-eyebrow]

I like how the two tags are like Kayne liked him so much that he obviously put him in the orchestra/left him out so he could continue watching him

[arthur-lesters-left-eyebrow]

Congratulations Darkthur on joining the worst band practice ever and not being the favourite (because some twerp that gets along with the voice in his and doesn't resort to violence for everything is somehow more to Kayne's taste.)

[otterbiscuits]

I keep forgetting that I have this laying around. My brain is so scattered rn with work and freelance stuff that I keep forgetting about it.

[otterbiscuits]

update!

[discodebauchery]

okay i found an image on pinterest and hear me out

cunty rubin

[cheeto-flavoured-pasta]

Kayne’s Arthur orchestra

[lordofthesoups]

@grayscale-sparks

[orchestrarthurs-chipped-reed]

OKAY LOOK. The clarinets were petitioning for a solo during the wager for ages. I was soooo close to convincing Kayne too. You don’t wanna KNOW the shit I had to do for that guy,,

but SOMEONE (looking at you former first clarinet) had to go fuck it up for the rest of us…

[lordofthesoups]

the more horrifying the podcast, the more silly the fandom

[that-is-a-name]

Thinking about the Arthur Orchestra Kayne put together.

Were all these versions aware? Did some of them have other Johns in their heads while others were taken before they even met John or Parker? Maybe from that bar where they were planning their own death? Some of them gone through with it only to be snatched by this entity they couldn't understand and forced into that hell not knowing what was going on?

Were the versions who had been through most of it forced to play an instrument as they watched in resignation the last of them fighting a losing battle against Kayne, while those who hadn't watched in fear, ignorance, and hope that this Arthur might win and save them all?

Then they all had to play over the agonized screams of the last of them as he was torn limp from limb, along with any feeble hope they had.

[shrekmaster420]

Was there a kazoo playing Arthur in Kayne's bloody orchestra????

[orchestrarthurs-chipped-reed]

Damnit. God damnit. We TOLD that fucker to leave his kazoo behind but he HAD to fucking bring it. Good thing Kayne was busy with Middle C otherwise we all would have suffered. Idiot.

[sawthoone]

some other patron’s had organized an arthurestra collab and i realized i have yet to post mine! loosely inspired by jack goodman from an american werewolf in london, this arthur died at the hands of the wolves in addison.

[arthur-lesters-right-arm]

​My question is how did Kayne keep the orchestra of Arthurs quiet like don't get me wrong it's not unlikely he probably threatened them or something but that's never stopped him from yapping like a Ted Talker

[charl0ttan]

heartwarming: when the conductor fainted, this brave audience member was able to safely land the orchestra

[ringofnightshade]

Every day I think about Kayne's "Do you like it? I've been practicing" *proceeds to play two notes*

[spacetimeaccordionfolder]

and it's a reference in the lines to coda where Arthur plays faroe's lullaby with her and asks her if she likes it, a song he wrote for her, and the song Kayne plays when Arthur first meets him. and now kayne's going “what do you think? do you like it?” to Arthur about a song he wrote for this wager and for arthur's death, and it theoretically could (likely won't) be the last song Arthur would hear from Kayne.

[formerlyarthurlestersspinalcord]

it’s called divine punishment bc that’s what it is. what have u done to me.

YIPPIEEEEEEEE

and so the brain worms claim another.

Now i shall shut up lest i disturb their date (watching the ourthcestra) (Charlie for the moment is blissfully unaware)

[orchestrarthurs-chipped-reed]

clicky clacky keys waiting for rehearsal to start