that weird girl from ao3

artie, 27, the most annoying creature you've ever met

[artielotl]

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hello, welcome to my tumblr! i've been on this hellsite for more than half my life but finally decided to do some organisation, so without further ado...

basic info

name: artie

age: 27

pronouns: she/her

side blogs

f1 @kimiantonelliwdc

jet lag: the game @okaihauexpress

mcyt @lotlinabucket

eurovision @lotlvision

aesthetic @lotlblossom

whilst i have side blogs for my bigger fandoms, this blog will be where i follow from - and it will remain where i reblog the weird and wonderful posts tumblr has to follow, as well as the fandoms i'm in to a lesser extent & don't want to make a standalone side blog for 🥰

other places to find me!

ao3

twitter

youtube

[artielotl]

the one funny thing about governments trying to ban social media and harvest data from adults that use social media is that they NEVER mention tumblr. i really picked the right platform to get addicted to.

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[roycohn]

happy donna sheridan unprotected sex day (1/3), everybody!!!

[kaylmao]

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

[birbliophile]

made a thing.

[philcollinsenjoyer]

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

[prettyboyhere]

sister post to this

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

sonce the sports are happening big rn where i live i made a handy chart of all the phrases i use to communicate with my loved ones during these trying times. i thought others might find it useful too

ive discovered you can have whole conversations with people using just these phrases and none will be any the wiser that you dont even know what sport it is theyre talking about

[treasuredplanet]

in hindsight sending the number one digit at a time created the funniest half second of either of our lives

[parakeet]

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do you guys fuck with my cool sword

[krasnoarmeyets]

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

[marshmellowed]

every time.

[dragongirlsweetie]

hour 1 of shift: i love helping people and making people happy yay yay yay later today i am gonna go home and have fun and eat a tasty meal and work on my projects and

hour 6: if youu go to the store and buy groceriers you are a piece of shit

hour 8: if i wad 1 apples tall i could live off of one apple for a week... oh but it would rot away... no.... i hate the rot i hate the apple

[stone-stars]

i love making spreadsheets. the only problem with making spreadsheets is that i don't have enough things to turn into spreadsheets. the spreadsheet market is in shambles. but i can't just ask people if i'm allowed to make them spreadsheets, because if you go up to someone and go can i make you a spreadsheet they go literally why would you do that. but Sometimes you can social engineer your way into making a spreadsheet for someone and that's the most beautiful feeling in the world.

[aroace-ryland-grace]

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

[politelybreaksyourneck]

The thumbs up option doesn’t even begin to cover how unreasonable funny I found this

[loontattoo]

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup