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extrasad

Hey just wondering but are u fucking kidding me

just-shower-thoughts

I have never seen grape ice cream.

loftyskies-deactivated20161129

Actually, i know why this is:

Grapes contain a a special molecule Anthocyanin that prevents freezing, so you’d keep ending up with grape milk. Many ice cream companies and manufacturers have made bold attempts at grape ice cream, hardly any of them successful.

But then, finally, those geniuses at Ben and Jerry’s did it. So why don’t we have grape ice cream?

Here’s the thing: Ben confessed in a People Magazine interview in 1984 that he had a huge crush on Becky and promised to create the flavor just for her. Knowing the history of grape ice cream, she coyly requested it, thinking it to be impossible. Ben began to include the grape skin and juice to better see the differences between batches. While he didn’t understand the science behind this at the time, he found that including the skins increased the levels of anthocyanin enough to make the ice cream freeze. “Becky was impressed,” he remarked, “We were at her house, alone. I gave her the scoop – on a cone. I was really getting somewhere. She was laughing and happy. She couldn’t believe I did it. I’ll never forget what happened next.”

“Becky jokingly gave her dog a lick from the cone. He liked it and took a couple of licks. Then he just gasped and dropped dead. He flipped down onto the floor and was just gone. I had no idea grapes are toxic to dogs. Specifically to the anthocyanin. Becky was devasted. I had invented a deadly dog poison, and I definitely wasn’t getting anywhere with her now.”

Yeah.

tldr; The reason we don’t have grape ice cream is because Ben from Ben and Jerry’s killed Jerry’s hot sister’s dog with it.

louisthesixteenth-moved-blog-de

holy fuck

goodenoughforjazz

how am i supposed to be a stone cold bitch if i still believe that my stuffed animals have feelings

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khiroshige-deactivated20221210

leslie jones’ recent treatment on social media and in hollywood in general says so much about how conditional the “support” for dark skin black women is. everyone’s all ~beauty has no color~ until it comes to darker skinned black women who aren’t dainty, slim, or super feminine like lupita nyongo or gabrielle union.

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thatsthat24

How many times did this happen already that they knew to record it?? Is this the local legend of that town??

hashtagloveloses

Im tearing up a lil bit

truedeviance

stability

*eats 5000 calories* “no it’s ok I drank like a LOT of water today so I’m still healthy”

the-future-now-deactivated20170

These hackers just issued a massive threat to every Pokémon Go player

A group of hackers known as Poodlecorp took responsibility for taking down the Pokémon Go servers using a DDoS attack on Saturday. But that was just the beginning. A Poodlecorp team member said that was just “a lil test” and that they would “do something on a larger scale” likely on August 1st.

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bighonkinqueeniesbadbadbackstory

I’m laughing so hard at this. Okay first, PG doesn’t use a static logon. It has two variable logins that aren’t even owned or kept up by niantic. They are kept by Google and Nintendo respectively (and have fun hacking two of the biggest names companies around). Which means, no, they can’t do anything to your accounts if they wanted. Second, they plan to DDOS the server??? Two issues with that bucko. Pokemon go isn’t hosted on one server. Its hosted on hundreds or more that are localized to areas. Secondly there’s already server problems? So a DDOS would go massively unnoticed and would probably affect only a small number of people before being quickly fixed??

tl;dr: this is the edgiest empty threat I’ve heard in a while.

jawnbaeyega

John Boyega dragging people to hell 🙌

lifegoesonandimstillstrong

Taylor Swift, Melania Trump and Jeffree Star all got dragged this week….and it’s only Tuesday

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“There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen.” - Vladimir Lenin

hashtagloveloses

Positive parts of 2016

- the rise of old friends senior dog sanctuary - Hamilton - pokemon go - female ghostbusters - i don’t give a fuck im outta here Obama - captain america civil war - girl, black guy and latino guy leads in new star wars - deadpool - lemonade - literally???! Nothing??? Else????